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The Lima Criteria
57 minutes | Jul 30, 2020
16. Yo Perreo Sola (Con Mis Amigos)
In episode 16 of The Lima Criteria, Pedro Lima talks to Breanna and Kermit about food waste and banning unwanted fruits, Costco memberships, fake movie presidents, being a No Neck Dude, being a Karen, refusing to take blame, colleges shutting down while high schools are set to open, MMA talk, and much more!
33 minutes | Jul 22, 2020
15. The Hiatus Trilogy Pt III - Pedro Singz
The Crew Reunites freshly off Quarantine, when you know Florida was doing this in order before you know 100,000+ more cases, anyways I know you didn't come here for that you came here to find out what these guys are up to, well enjoy The Hiatus Trilogy. In Part Three, braiding Lisa Lima's name into Kermit's wispy hair, 6ix9ine's lyrical mastery, Pedro's love of Samuel Singz, sports without spectators, Jamaican rap battles, Breanna Kardashian's Podcast Tips, and more! PS. Wear a Mask- The CDC
31 minutes | Jul 15, 2020
14. The Hiatus Trilogy Part II - The Breanna Episode
The Crew Reunites freshly off Quarantine, when you know Florida was doing this in order before you know 100,000+ more cases, anyways I know you didn't come here for that you came here to find out what these guys are up to, well enjoy The Hiatus Trilogy. In Part Two, listening to Japanese metal, Stuart Little and the Adoption Hierarchy, paying for PPE versus paying for Blue Angel flyovers, reviews of Toy Story 3 & 4, courtroom marriages & Zoom weddings, and more! PS. Wear a Mask- The CDC
31 minutes | Jul 8, 2020
13. The Hiatus Trilogy Part I - The New Normal
The Crew Reunites freshly off Quarantine, when you know Florida was doing this in order before you know 100,000+ more cases, anyways I know you didn't come here for that you came here to find out what these guys are up to, well enjoy The Hiatus Trilogy. In Part One, being done with school, missing "The Hang Out," accent work, Werner Herzog's film school, working with Gilbert Gottfried, new hobbies & skills picked up in quarantine, the Lima's package delivery streak hitting seven consecutive days, Danny Davenport buying Plato's Cave Ants for an ant farm, and more! PS. Wear a Mask- The CDC
52 minutes | Apr 29, 2020
12. Week Whatever, Don't Drink Lysol
Pedro, Breanna and Kermit are back in the Luxurious Kitchen Studios finally breaking Quarantine and recording something. Is Vin Diesel a Method actor? How Dope Was Travis Scott Fortnite? and some other stuff we dont recall, we back tho!
37 minutes | Apr 22, 2020
11. The Great Steak Sauce Debate
Pedro Lima yells at Kermit Gonzalez about his childish eating habits, plus they talk about their french fry rankings, what even is a french fry, pizza toppings, getting mad at restaurants, and more!
35 minutes | Apr 15, 2020
10. Bad at Gifts
(Recorded During the Before Time) Pedro Lima talks to Kermit Gonzalez about Valentine's Day and gift giving, the perks of working for a European based hotel company, the Rocky movies, that Batman test footage, and more!
41 minutes | Apr 8, 2020
In this episode of The Lima Criteria, Pedro records an episode of The Lima Criteria while on lockdown with Bre. Enjoy!
41 minutes | Mar 31, 2020
8. The Princess of Isolation
Pedro and Breanna hang out with Kermit from The Obligatory Podcast (in the days before everyone had to stay at home) and they talk about Kermit's racist reaction to Parasite, Bre competing in a talent competition, talking and crying, giving and getting compliments, and much more! This episode brought to you by NyQuil.
38 minutes | Mar 16, 2020
7. Church, Brunch & Crunch
Pedro Lima hangs out with Dan Parrella and talks about ordering A1 Sauce with a steak at a five star restaurant, Dan's Super Bowl 2020 menu, video games and kids, Pedro's inability to attend school meetings, and much more!
49 minutes | Mar 2, 2020
6. The Never Ending Tour
Pedro Lima hangs out with Pat Garritty, the host of the new podcast Road Glory, and he talks to Pat about his Never Ending Tour, riding Greyhounds and shaking out poops, Dwayne Johnson's glow up, Rick N Morty, Keanu Reeves, Watchmen on HBO, Happy on SyFy, and more!
54 minutes | Feb 18, 2020
5. At The Improv
Pedro Lima hangs out at the Orlando Improv with Kermit Gonzalez and Mike Herlihy from The Obligatory Podcast.
58 minutes | Sep 25, 2019
4. The Col. Sanders Dating Simulator
In episode 4 of The Lima Criteria, Pedro is joined by Bre, Dan Parrella, Danny Davenport and Chris Crespo!
78 minutes | Sep 18, 2019
3. The Table Is Full
Pedro Lima is joined by Bre, Kermit and Ken in this week's episode of The Lima Criteria!
38 minutes | Sep 11, 2019
2. The Creature From The Room That Barely Comes Out
In episode 2 of The Lima Criteria, Pedro is joined by Kermit, Lisa and The Creature From The Room That Barely Comes Out.
34 minutes | Sep 4, 2019
1. The New Criteria
Episode 1 of The Lima Criteria, hosted by Pedro Lima.
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