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The Lazy Eye Podcast
58 minutes | Mar 29, 2014
Episode 32 - A Slow Week
In this week's show we discuss the NFL's new app to summon cheerleaders to your seat, the awesomeness that is the Gravity movie, Angel's new vehicle, and the Instant Karma videos that went viral this past week. Enjoy the show and give us a like on Facebook or follow us on twitter.
63 minutes | Mar 21, 2014
Episode 31 - The Langoliers
In this episode we welcome Sheena, our number 1 guest, back to the show to discuss a wide variety of topics such as the Malaysia flight that vanished, a Colorado trip with unexpected experiences, guys sending pics that they shouldn't and LSD laced steaks.
71 minutes | Mar 6, 2014
Episode 30 - Peaceful Putin
In this episode, we indulge on the nostalgia of roach coaches, cross country auto racing, and Vladimir Putin's Nobel Peace Prize nomination. We also discuss over-privileged children, a man defending himself with the sword from 'Legend of Zelda', and a 30,000 year old virus.
64 minutes | Mar 3, 2014
Episode 29 - Drunken Master
We discuss the U.S. Clown shortage, Jackie Chan's superstardom, and the Gangnam Style Imposter! Also Girl Scout cookies for the stoners, the rise of "Let's Plays", and Jan Brewer Arizona's Republican Governor vetoing SB 1062. Press play fools!
70 minutes | Feb 15, 2014
Episode 28 - The 70 Year Old Virgin
In this episode we discuss Michael Sam revealing he is gay, Flappy Bird being pulled off the app store, an alarm clock that gives you an orgasm, Shirley Temple's death, and finally and most importantly Philip's dog has a date to lose his virginity.
93 minutes | Feb 8, 2014
Episode 27 - All You Need Is Love
Our discussions on Bill Nye vs Ken Hamm, the fear of death, and religious journeys. We dive into DMX vs George Zimmerman, Cloud computing for the future, and prosthetic robot hands that feel! YARR!
68 minutes | Jan 31, 2014
Episode 26 - The Pope Has a Parrot
In this weeks episode, we discuss Blowjobs for Legos, Indiana Possessions, Sochi Homophobes, Super Bowl Sunday, and The Freeing the Nipples Movement.
66 minutes | Jan 27, 2014
Episode 25 - Philip meets Johnny Hendrix
We reminisce about the $1.50 movie theaters and their cool collection of arcade games, Arnold goes undercover at Gold's Gym and Ultimate Warrior finally inducted into the Hall of fame! China is making a replica of the Titanic, Richard Sherman scaring reporters, and a synopsis of "Summer of Sam". Is Philip a closet prepper?
56 minutes | Jan 11, 2014
Episode 24 - The 3 Hour Orgasm
On tonight's must listen to episode we discuss an incident where a woman had to endure a 3 hour orgasm and the effect it had on her husband, the satanic religion erecting a monument at the OKC courthouse, genetic manipulation and the enduring human spirit.
54 minutes | Jan 3, 2014
Episode 23 - Colorado Dog Dookie
We discuss Colorado's first day of sales of legal recreational marijuana, meth heads masturbation techniques, and a dash of dog's preferences of shitting. Lets also see about the standards expected out of women in combat roles, 4.6 million snapchat accounts leaked, and illegal immigrants practicing law in the United States.
85 minutes | Dec 29, 2013
Episode 22 - Walking the Bomb
We talk heavily about the UFC, the lead up to Chris Weidman vs Anderson Silva Rematch, and other manly sports such as football and basketball. A 600 man brawl at a movie theater, jokes about being racist, and Ronald Reagan releasing hostages just from signing into the Presidency. Special Guest: Philip's Dad!
69 minutes | Dec 21, 2013
Episode 21 - Potty Mouths
We discuss in this episode how the complex issue surrounding Duck Dynasty has taken focus away from the true dynasty of the Mighty Ducks, a new invention for solving the age old woman's problem of hovering over a toilet seat, and North Korea starting a war via fax. Quack Attack!
67 minutes | Dec 14, 2013
Episode 20 - Back from Vacation
After a month vacation we are back and getting right back into the swing of things discussing all sorts of controversial topics. Enjoy
55 minutes | Nov 2, 2013
Episode 19 - Skeleton Crew
Philip and Mark drunkcasting about boner pissing, Theodore Roosevelt's rise to Presidency, Short films, and porn for a new generation. So if you don't like dick and shit jokes, move along before your vaginas get hurt.
63 minutes | Oct 30, 2013
Episode 18 - The Halloween Episode...Sort of
On this week's episode, it's posted late because I was too busy playing GTA 5, we dive into heaven and hell, angels and demons, exorcisms, and the back-story of the movie The Conjuring.
71 minutes | Oct 19, 2013
Episode 17 - N'awlins
Philip and Jen's New Orleans adventure! We also talk about Morgellon's disease and tips about life. Write that down!
64 minutes | Oct 11, 2013
Episode 16 - Tiny Cyborg Cockroaches
We talked about Miley Cyrus' boobies, becoming an ordained minister, and Typhoon Phailin in the Bay of Bengals. Creepy suicide places with a side of a smart cap for concussions. Get your kool-aid kids, stay thirsty.
87 minutes | Oct 6, 2013
Episode 15 - The 10 year High School Reunion Experience
Krakens, Giant Japanese Hornets, and Government shutdown conspiracy theories afoot! Tom Clancy dies, Apple surpasses Coca-Cola, and the Plague of "Parasitic Twins". We said, Fuck a water tornado, we're going through that shit!
52 minutes | Sep 30, 2013
Episode 14 - Just a Quickie
94 minutes | Sep 25, 2013
Episode 13 - Dragons be REAL!
GTA 5, io7, and magic OH MY! We discuss the Mayweather vs Canelo fight, and UFC The Ultimate fighter women. Come get some bitches!
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