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All you need is love... and tuna! This week, Maxim, Erin and Sam talk about the highs and lows of romance, including Russell Crowe's divorce auction, the reality TV horror that is Married At First Sight, and why you may need a trip to the orthodontist after watching Black Panther. #6drinksdeep #ironicwoo #eatpraylash

You, me, and everyone in between, all of us have made probably more than a few poor choices in our time. And this week, Maxim, Erin and Sam are giving a salute to all those misjudgments, pissed-up errors, and general cock-ups with a look at some recent snafus, including the Chinese elevator piss trap, the UK's KFC crisis, and the return of the mullet, otherwise dubbed (by us) the #qullet. Why, you ask? You'll just have to listen to find out.

Are you hungry for the body beautiful? In search of a get fit quick scheme? Are you unnaturally obsessed with mayonnaise? Then open your lug holes and all your chakras, as Maxim, Erin and Sam explore the weird and wonderful world of health fads. Inspired by Instagram health loon Freelee, The Lashes team talk radioactive bananas, ruining pieces of toast, and pooping yourself at the supermarket. #BougiePodcast #NoScientist #MayoKween

What goes up must come down, so the saying goes. And the same is true for achievers. Just as Billionaire brainiac Elon Musk's car soared towards Mars atop his powerful Falcon Heavy Rocket, a Super Bowl fan chowed down on some horse shit - sunrise, sunset. This week on The Lashes, Maxim, Erin and Sam look at highest and lowers achievers, and prove that, no matter how bad you fuck up, there's always someone doing worse than you! #Elon5eva #NigelNoFriends #ShitSnack

If the era of #FakeNews has taught us anything, it's that there is no conspiracy too crazy or bizarre. This week, Maxim, Sam and Erin take a look at some of the most batshit of alleged celebrity coverups, including the fate of Elvis's twin brother, the death of Avril Lavigne, and Barron Trump's body double. #citationneeded #jonbenetnetflix #davejonno

This week, Maxim, Erin and Sam are bugging out over all things creepy and crawly. From Melbourne's one-day mozzie plague to the New York bed bug epidemic to car crash causing spiders, things are getting entomological up in here!

Hawaiians got a rude awakening last weekend, when the Islanders were suddenly alerted by emergency text message at an inbound missile was about to wipe them out. However, after 40 minutes of pure panic, the all clear was sounded and it was revealed the whole episode was all down to someone "pushing the wrong button." Who knew a text message could cause such a ruckus? Maxim, Sam and Erin, that's who. The Lashes crew are this week talking all things texting, from dick pics to emojis, drunk-dialing to autocorrect fails (no one ever means to write "ducking"), Maxim, Sam and Erin ponder the WTF and ROFL of SMS.

The Lashes is back for a second season, and this time intrepid hosts Maxim Boon and Sam Wall are joined by new co-host Erin Hutchinson as they take on the best and the worst of the zeitgeist. In this episode, the podcast team go to a place they've never dared go before... a sexy place! Max, Sam and Erin talk sex robots, erotic fiction, and "bang posts". It's adult content y'all - you have been warned!

Is that time again already!? Hide your kids, hide your wife, 'cos The Lashes is getting loosey goosey, for the second drunk edition! To celebrate our bi-tenary... or our twenary... our 20th episode, Maxim and Sam, joined by their favourite drunk sidekick Rose Johnstone, are heading off to the bottleo to bring you some sweet pearls of grogged up wisdom. *Hic*

Ain't words great!? The Australian Concise Oxford English Dictionary has just announced a whole bunch of new additions (which are mostly not remotely new), but hold up, we want more! Maxim and Sam have a few suggestions of there own this week, on the podcast The Herald Sun is calling, "Irreverent fun, think Louis Theroux meets My Dad Wrote A Porno".

Douchebags to the left you, douchebags to the right, and here you are, stuck in the middle with... well... more douchebags! From alt-right Twitter witch Milo Yiannopoulos (whose name we just can't pronounce)to home wrecking party animal Corey Worthington, this week on The Lashes, Maxim and Sam have their say on the good, the bad and the ugly of douchebaggery. Maxim also has his mind blown by immersive meta-theatre masterpiece 'Alone' which is heading to Melbourne in Feb 2018.

These are some scary times we're living through, there's no doubt about it podcast fans. With the Trumpocolypse just around the corner, it's about time you started to think about what comes after the bombs stop falling! It's quite the headscratcher, but worry not, Maxim and Sam have plenty of food for thought. So settle into the bunker, whack on some headphones, and let these two post-apocalyptic jesters drown out the end of days.

Hold onto your butts people, because the weather is whack! There's a sushi train of hurricanes in the Atlantic, Sydneysiders haven't figured out how to use umbrellas, and Melbourne's still freezing its ass off! This week, Maxim and Sam look to the skies to talk the high temps and low pressures of meteorology.

This week in the hit podcast from www.themusic.com.au: For the rest of human history, no matter hong long our fair species survive, there will never be a story more completely captivating as that of the Shirhampton Shit Slinger. In honour of the "Tinder Poo Girl" (the BBC's words, not ours) this week's podcast odyssey explores the highs - but mostly lows - of shame. Maxim and Sam also return to virtual reality at Melbourne's Zero Latency, for the "frontiest front lash" of the series so far.

This week on the hit podcast from The Music: THE END IS NIGH... well, maybe. North Korea might be hell bent on blowing us all to smithereens (whatever they are), but we at The Lashes are a glass half full kind of crowd, even when nuclear hell fire is raining down. With special guest Antony Attridge as co-host, this week's episode is looking on the brighter side of the end of the world. Don't worry, be happy, and head to Bunnings!

This week on the hit podcast from The Music: SPACE! The final (podcast) frontier. These are the shenanigans of the starship Lashes. Its 40-minute mission: to explore strange news stories, to seek out new hangover cures and strange segue opportunities, to boldly go where no podcast has gone before!

This week on the hit podcast from The Music: Are you afraid of ghoulies and ghosties and long-legged beasties and things that go bump in the night? This week The Lashes stays the hell away from the beach — there's something in the water... and it's hungry. Plus, Maxim's in London visiting the fam, so our fave Lasher Rose Johnstone is back to tell Sam the best way to lure a Greek ghost out of your basement. They're also joined at Melbourne Museum's Bug Lab by medical photographer and insect enthusiast Brock Boslem, who reveals the gruesome truth behind the real-world zombie threat. Hint: It's more Attenborough than Romero.

This week on the hit podcast from The Music: Are you hungry for some tasty AF podcast deliciousness? Well, we've got just the morsel you've been looking for. This week on 'The Lashes', Maxim and Sam take a bite out of the world of food (and recently chopped White House crony, Anthony Scaramucci, because, how could we resist!?) The pair also sink their teeth into the urban legend that is the Macca's secret menu. So feast your ears on this lip-smacking 30-minute meal. Bon appetit