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We take listener questions and end up divulging into an hour of post-college trials and tribulations. What do you do when the thing you went to school for and thought you were meant to do isn’t working out? We also discuss the social climate of the art world, my new job, grocery store etiquette in Portland, and quarantine habits.

Pandemic-induced life pivots, artists learning tricks from careerists, the worthlessness of inspirational memes, peeing on myself, applying to corporate jobs and hoping they don’t find this podcast.

New Years resolutions tend to fail but some people seem to pull it off. Are you some people? Not likely. Also- everyone thinking they should be on a podcast, looking down on TikTok, and giving your precious energy away to people in media and entertainment.

Boomers telling us “work isn’t supposed to be fun” as if we’ve been having fun, debunking the negativity myth, 30s are the new 20s, and the travesty of tall beanie wearing baristas as told by a former barista currently wearing a tall beanie.

The great tattoo/jobs debate, being denied from unemployment because they don't like my driver's license, TikTok telling us to take a break from TikTok, the power in knowing people are coming at you no matter what so you might as well live how you want to, and explaining to a friend from Atlanta who Future is following an unexpected YouTube comment. Share this podcast you venomous sloths let’s get this train to the next station.

Youtube’s #1 recommended “Covid 19 expert” is a shirtless influencer, Wikipedia’s begging saga pt. 2, a particularly dark Spotify year end wrap-up.

The use of comic sans in relation to death and serious communications, social justice anxiety, the inappropriateness of group texts and general technocracy hysteria.

Re-meeting your parents as an adult living at home, the effect of having a deeply emotional attachment to mainstream politics, the convenience of hiding from people while visiting home thanks to masks, and of course...the effectiveness of lawn signs.

The necessary delusion required to chase “dreams”, the realities of freelancing, dropping the ball on a gig, negativity as a source of fun, the great Lewis Hamilton’s legacy.

Welcome back night sweaters, in-debtors, asthmatics and sympathizers alike. After a lengthy hiatus we don’t miss a beat and immediately get into production issues and whether or not I’m cut out for this. We also implore our listeners to ask themselves who they are and why they’re spending their time listening to this podcast. Other things we touch on: the efficacy of “experts”, fake holocaust survivors, this God forsaken election, and maybe a touch of why we should discard Christmas music from our society (no it’s not for political reasons. It’s just bad).