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The King James Virgin
9 minutes | Mar 25, 2021
None of This is Reel Trailer
Nick and Adam have a new podcast: None of This is Reel! Here’s the trailer for their new show, we hope you enjoy it and come join us as we explore movies while being sucked through time!
60 minutes | Dec 24, 2020
Mary and Joseph Stay Together for the Baby Jesus
In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the Christmas Story. Nick learns that Jesus is a Josh-damn little shit.
44 minutes | Dec 17, 2020
Capital “T” Truth with Will (an Ex-Pastor)
In this episode, Nick, Adam, and Will discuss “truth” and it’s various meanings. Nick learns that Will and Adam still have some lingering feelings about their lapsed beliefs.
59 minutes | Dec 10, 2020
G.K. Chesterton: Pillars of Conservatism – Part 4
In this episode, Nick tells Adam about turn of the century religious writer G. K. Chesterton. Nick learns that Adam has very strong feelings about C. S. Lewis fans.
63 minutes | Dec 3, 2020
Pat Robertson: Pillars of Conservatism – Part 3
In this episode, Nick tells Adam about conservative TV personality Pat Robertson. Nick and Adam learn than real life Bond villains might actually exist!
65 minutes | Nov 26, 2020
Jerry Falwell: Pillars of Conservatism – Part 2
In this episode, Nick tells Adam about conservative religious leader and political activist, Jerry Falwell. Nick learns that Adam’s idea of turn-ons might be broader than first imagined.
25 minutes | Nov 19, 2020
Car Episode: 90s Christian Culture
In this episode, Alan and Adam talk about their experience growing up in the 90s in the church. The two of them learn that maybe Alan being in charge of his brother’s church clothes inspired an eventual career.
40 minutes | Nov 12, 2020
Russell Kirk: Pillars of Conservatism – Part 1
In this episode, Nick tells Alan and Adam about the author of The Conservative Mind, Russell Kirk. Everyone learns “paleo” has more than one obvious reference, and that Ren Faires need to be consensual.
44 minutes | Nov 5, 2020
Evie’s Catholic Corner: Pope Hats (Corrected Audio)
In this episode, Evie tells Alan, Adam, and Nick about the Papal headwear. Everyone learns that sometimes when the Pope says he wants to be less fancy, what he really means is, “I want a lighter hat”.
42 minutes | Oct 29, 2020
Abraham & Isaac Bond (and then Have an Awkward Ride Home)
In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Abraham and Isaac. Nick learns that child murder is in the eye of the beholder.
43 minutes | Oct 22, 2020
Isaac & Ishmael: The Monotheist Gets Polyamorous
In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Abraham, Sarah, Hagar, and how the three of them tried to do God’s work for him. Nick learns that sometimes you’ve got to give up a little skin to get a new name.
38 minutes | Oct 15, 2020
Abram Has a Hot Wife/Sister
In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Abram’s (aka: Abraham) early life. Adam, Alan, and Nick learn that maybe Abraham made his millions from donkey futures.
66 minutes | Oct 8, 2020
Hells Bells: Nick and Adam Watched a Doc, Part 2
In this episode, Nick and Adam watch the second half of the documentary: Hells Bells: The Dangers of Rock’N’Roll. Nick learns that maybe Pan was a lot more common in the 70s than he is today.
46 minutes | Oct 1, 2020
Hells Bells: Nick and Adam Watched a Doc, Part 1
In this episode, Nick and Adam watch the first half of the documentary: Hells Bells: The Dangers of Rock’N’Roll. Nick learns that Adam is SUPER triggered by the ridiculous content of late-80s conservative rhetoric.
37 minutes | Sep 24, 2020
Judith is Not Lilith
In this episode, Nick tells Alan and Adam about Judith AND Lilith. Nick learns that Alan puts in a ton of work, and does not envy him.
57 minutes | Sep 17, 2020
Ranking Sin with Will (an Ex-Pastor)
In this episode, Adam and Nick talk to Adam’s friend Will about sin. Adam and Will learn that Nick’s lack of religious upbringing was even better than they assumed.
45 minutes | Sep 10, 2020
David is Undignified (and Uzzah Dies)
In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about David dancing before the lord (and Uzzah kicking the bucket). Adam and Alan learn that Nick sometimes offends his customer’s sensibilities.
34 minutes | Sep 3, 2020
Psalms 23: David Plays the Harp and Jacob Plows
In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about Psalms 23. Nick learns that “praise band” can be a triggering phrase.
38 minutes | Aug 27, 2020
The Temptation of Christ Was Probably A Vision Quest
In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick about the temptation of Christ. Nick learns that the wilderness is more than just the forest.
42 minutes | Aug 20, 2020
Hophni & Phinehas: They’re Bad, They’re Priests, They’re Gonna Die
In this episode, Alan and Adam tell Nick the second half of Samuel’s story. Nick learns that God likes to kill 50,000 dudes, just for peaking.
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