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Brennon and Abbey talk about the true meaning of Christmas while their kids are not sleeping. Words, White Lotus, and more in this hilarious episode of The Kids Are Asleep. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

Thanksgiving is basically Christmas but without presents. Listen to Abbey & Brennon talk about it.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

The Kids are Asleep is a podcast about a group of friends who decide to spend the summer overnight at an abandoned abbey. While there, they discover the abbey is haunted by the ghost of a nun who died in a fire. The friends must try to free the nun's ghost from the haunted abbey before the summer ends. This was written by an AI Generator Listen to Jinx Universe's album "Make It Look Good" at the following link. - linktr.ee/jinxuniverse --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

Abbey and Brennon argue if Butterfingers are a suitable meal replacement. Plus, story time with Brennon & why he wants everyone to listen to his buddy’s Jinx Universe album “Make It Look Good.” Listen to Jinx Universe's album "Make It Look Good" at the following link. - linktr.ee/jinxuniverse --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

Abbey and Brennon talk about the Mariners ending their playoff drought, caramel apples, marathoning in Los Angeles & tackle the question of how long they would wait to date if the other died! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

Welcome to the Relaunch of The Kids Are Asleep! Abbey and Brennon are back! Get a sneak peek of our basic ass conversations & why we are re-starting the podcast. We catch everyone up on what we’ve been up to, talk about the content we’ve been consuming & Brennon serenades everyone with a little bit of Keith Sweat. 🎶 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

Beignets, Bud Light Next, Twenty songs from the last twenty years, and some chit chat  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

This week we talk Valentine’s Day facts and fails, gift explainers, and our SuperBowl anticipations. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

This week we talk about Netflix's Ozark, our love languages, hardest part of being parents & dealing with COVID. Enjoy!  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

We kickoff 2022 with our newest favorite TV family, the Roys from Succession, in this episode. Plus, we celebrate Brennon's birthday with some questions from friends & family. Enjoy!   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

Let’s catch up on putting the kids to sleep, our recent California adventure, media consumption plans and patterns, and obviously some Christmas-themed games. Happy Holidays! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

We're back for the 32nd episode of The Kids Are Asleep! In this episode Abbey gets schooled, Brennon isn't as smart as he thinks he is, & we answer more listener questions in the second edition of Amber Assks'. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

We’re here with our same basic selves. We are talking tv, podcasts, office bathroom adventures, and of course, a little BTS. We also play a few games again! So maybe we’re really back this time? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

We're back for real this time! This week we're testing out $400 mics, talking about our memories of Kindergarten & our 2nd favorite red-headed Brit, Ed Sheeran. Enjoy!   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

We’re back… again! In this episode we cry, reminisce, sing, celebrate special occasions & break Martini glasses. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

We’re back! We’ve got some scoop and long winded tv recommendations and taste tests and mild arguing and games and it’s pretty medium but should suffice for a quick fix before we hit ya again next week and do better :) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

Abbey and Brennon are in good spirits and ready to talk about being hip and eating boogers. Abbey’s game is weirdsies, but Brennon brings back a favorite with guess this song! Technical difficulties mean an abrupt ending, but a perfectly brief show to get your fill of these fools for the week. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

Abbey is the Mom of the year even though she makes fat free deviled eggs, Brennon loves the Zags and doesn’t know the bad news yet, we solve the age-old debate about why boys can’t wipe and girls can (it’s not hair) and if you stick around you’ll hear a very cringey Hamilton song that Abbey is entirely delusional about. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

Abbey and Brennon take a little lovers trip down memory lane and it’s ADORABLE. We’re up to the usual shenanigans and are fairly well behaved with no PQs and nothing wet or dry. Plus Brennon comes up with a new fun idea and it’s gonna be a good time. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message

Rob Lowe is still terrible and Dax is still great, PQ talk comes into play and makes everyone uncomfortable (hint, Q stands for quiver), Abbey has an uncanny ability to nail down celeb relationship dates, and the Poynor toilet roll situation is put on full blast. Also, Brennon should have known that Abbey has NEVER listened to Coldplay.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-kids-are-asleep/message