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Your gf's favorite podcaster and your gf's favorite comedian finally link up to bring y'all a seriously hilarious discussion about Ty 's life in the comedy scene and the ever evolving comedy scene in the 254. So grab your person , cuddle up, send a text to your other person and tell them you're busy and tune in for this one-of-a kind episode. Enjoy 😊 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

There really isn't enough words to describe how out-of-this-world this episode is today. Early listeners of the episode are saying its the funniest, others are claiming it to be the rawest , most explicit, cancel-worthy episode of the podcast yet. Ladies , gentlemen and the other 52 genders, Your Girlfriend's favorite podcaster and the Original Nyash Slayer did a madness on this show, listen at your own discretion.                                                                                       *** PARENTAL GUIDANCE ADVISED FOR 18 YEARS AND BELOW *** --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

Your girlfriend’s favorite podcaster with the original  Nyash Slayer Hezzy Masaida sit down to take look at those nagging things that make our apple of the eyes sour. Relax and listen to this interesting conversation and if you feel attacked or triggered, yes we are talking about you. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

Ladies, gents and the other 52 genders, welcome back! After a long hiatus your girlfriend's favorite podcaster returns to the airwaves to bless your ears with a much waited episode. He is joined with his long time friend and brother JT. There isn't need for a description for this episode , just sit down and relax as you listen to two guys talk about life, school and their horrible but predictable habit of fumbling baddies.  PS. Sorry for the audio, technical difficulty.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

This episode is an absolute classic. Abbas gets into his feels as he reminisces over his past failed relationships and what he'd have done to make them better while Maina breaks down what's happening in the world of politics. This gem is just about an hour, so crank it up and find out who is the bigger simp; Abbas or Maina? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

After the longest time ever, your two favorite podcasters sit down to catch up on what's happened to them and what everyone is talking about. So sit down, relax , grab a warm beverage and enjoy these two bastards subtly insult each other for over an hour. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

We start Season 3 with a complete banger💥 as we discuss the state of this our very interesting country called Kenya🇰🇪. Join us we cover everything from the upcoming elections to the crazy current affairs that keep us glued to our screens🤳🏽. Cozy up and we hope you enjoy☺️. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

Nick and Abbas sit for lunch to discuss what makes up a meaningful friendship. They munch down on various subtopics such as toxic friends, types of friends and fake friendships. Grab something to chow down on as we fork through this meaty conversation.   --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

The Kalish Gang sat down with the amazing Clara Kamande to reminisce on what they regret doing the most, from relationships and faith to their very first kiss💋. Cozy up as we sip on some very juicy tea served by the Kalish Gang and the gorgeous Clara. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

Abbas and Nic take a trip down memory lane as they look back to the last 25 episodes and discuss the interesting things they learnt so far. They also spell out some of the non-negotiable things they require before committing to any relationship. So get comfy with a warm beverage as we listen to the love lives of these guys.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

When we think of Kinks or BDSM we often associate it with black leather costumes and toys.In today's show we discuss this interesting topic with 'Lady S' a seven year practicing kinkster as she demystifys the puzzling world of Kink and BDSM. Grab a cold drink because its about to get HAAWWT! (SAFEWORD: KALISH TALK SHOW) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

It is illegal to be gay in Kenya according to Sections 162 & 165 of the Penal Code, CAP 63 of the constitution. Abbas and Nick sit with ”J “ to talk about his life as an openly gay man in Nairobi, Kenya. We talk about his journey of self realization and the many issues facing the LGBTQIA+ community in Kenya. Grab your hot chai latte and get comfy for this record long, eye-opening and triggering conversation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

Abbas and Nick have a chat with Digital Content Creator Naomi Muttai on why it is increasingly becoming difficult to be a christian. They discuss the high alarming numbers of adults leaving church, Hypocrisy within christians, mishandling of the topic on relationships and sex and finally the rise of atheism and secularism. Get comfy for this much needed conversation.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

Abbas and Nick sit down to break down what the issue is with Israel and Palestine. Armed with research, evidence and data they seek to find out who really is the agitator and who is playing victim in this conflict. Grab you favorite cold drink for this hot topic because you are about to be triggered! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

In Abbas' most inspiring and educative episode, he sits down with the owner of the increasingly popular eating joint Cafe Kaya to discuss how the restaurant has become the place to be and how Covid-19 affected the eatery. Mr Roy Wachira shares his topsy turvy journey to reach where he is and plans to include his children in his business. Get comfy with a small notepad and prepare to learn.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

Getting pregnant and keeping the child is becoming quite a rare scene especially in the ever promiscuous city of Nairobi;Quite so if you are a college kid. Join Abbas with his amazing guest Robi as they discuss her life as a young mother in Nairobi. Cozy up with your favorite chai latte and tune in to this eye-opening conversation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

Life isn’t always easy and sometimes we get depressed, other times we even feel suicidal and all of this affects our mental health. Join Abbas and Zee as they get personal about Depression, suicide and mental health. Get cozy with some napkins because it’s about to get real emotional. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

Puff Puff Pass...It's here y'all. Weed , marijuana , Mary Jane , purple smoke, the herb or the devil's lettuce. This plant is as controversial as its many names and on this episode, Abbas and Nick ask why this plant isn't legally used both recreationally and medically. Grab your edibles coz this episode is about to get you high...   --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

It’s that time of the year: red roses, stuffed toys and Belgian chocolates. It’s valentines and we ask the one and true question, Valentines is coming, where is your boyfriend? Grab you hot drinking chocolate and tune to hear Why your boyfriend isn't with you, Abbas’ Do’s and Don’ts for valentines, The perfect valentines gift and more!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support

Abbas and drew do not hold back. From Religion to relationships these two longtime friends give their unsolicited yet controversial opinions about every day issues. Grab your hot chai latte and get ready to be trigged!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abbas-kalima/support