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Holy shit. We aren't dead. In this episode, that we recorded an ungodly long time ago, Jim wants to talk about how now is the time to get into crime. Then Quinn wants to talk about how the boss makes a dollar and he makes a dime. That's why he shits on company time. *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck.   THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Carrots.

First, Quinn wants to talk about how history can be changed with the flap of a butterfly's wings. Or just someone pooping their pants.  Then, Jim wants to talk about gamifying his life... and it comes back to pooping. Why do you even listen to this?!  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck.   THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Girth is directly proportionate to pupation. 

Quinn and I decided to finally make another episode. And FUCK IT WE DID IT LIVE. First, Jim wants to talk about dance battles and then Quinn wants to talk about silly hockey history.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck.   THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Hamilton also makes a great name for a smelly pig. 

Hey pumpkins.  First, Jim wants to talk about how you know when it's time to throw in the towel. Then, Quinn wants to ask some hastily thrown together questions about movies.    *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck.   THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Winner winner, spaghetti's thinner.  Happy bikini eating!

First, Quinn wants to talk/gush about The Last Of Us Part 2 and basically just hate on the haters. Then, Jim wants to talk about something and some other thing. With upgrades? I dunno, I'm high.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you ever get the pop-up window when you're brushing your teeth, scream as loud and as long as you can. That should reset the pringus. 

First, Jim wants to talk about how the boys just absolutely and completely fucked the poodle on their mission to be better podcasters. Somehow, I'm not surprised. He wants to know how the boys could fix this  Then, Quinn wants to talk about things that he can do while listening to audiobooks. He really just wants to talk about Game of Thrones. Again.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Bricks and Brones will flurp your thrones. 

First, Quinn wants to fix the way HBO royally Schruted the last few seasons of Game of Thrones. Then, Jim wants to talk about the boys' accountability and how they can be better, more thorough podcasters.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When the eyes are round, the butt is slippery.

First, Jim wants to talk about chasing absolute power. Then, Quinn wants to run an old bit.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as pillow. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Your secret message is under your pillow. Is it a coin? Is it a thumb? You'll see!

First, Quinn wants to just check in with his brother in these quarantimes. Then, Jim wants to talk about the sad state of affairs that is the Jupiter Boys' download history. It's grim. Please tell your friends.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Leaves are a tree's lungs. That's not even a secret message, it's just true.

First, Jim wants to find silver linings to the pandemic. Then, Quinn shows off his sketchy skateboard history.    *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: A skateboard is just the soul of a turtle with wheels. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about how the movie industry is going to change after the pandemic. Then, Jim discusses the future of amusement parks. To absolutely nobody's surprise, Jim believes that means adding sex.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you move slow enough, you can rob a person blind.    

First, Jim wants to talk about how he's in full dad mode now. Then, Quinn wants to talk about the next exciting chapter of his obscure media landscape.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you have to push that hard, you're probably in childbirth.   

Hey everyone, first Quinn wants to talk about washing his hands. Yeah.  Then, Jim wants to talk about his new Reality TV obsession and some dirty ASSMR.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Don't ever trust a talking walnut.  

Hey all, first Jim wants to talk about capitalizing on Corona (he's joking, obviously, and we hope y'all are doing okay). Then, Quinn wants to talk about things he's just late to.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: "Shlick shlick shlick," said the animate bag of mucus. 

Hey Jupiturds, welcome back! First, Jim wants to talk about cutting a specific celebrity out of history. Then, Quinn wants to talk about how L Ron Hubbard is a gigantic douchey liar.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you gotta go, leave a note in your own boogers. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about ways his life can be improved by someone pre-portioning ingredients and giving him step by step instructions for everything.  Then, Jim wants to talk about different management styles. It's basically just about The Office.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Whittle yourself into a stick.  

Hey y'all! Welcome to 200.  First, Quinn wants to talk about movies. Or ask about them. I guess.  Then, the boys eat hot noodles.  Then, Jim has an extremely inappropriate conversation while staring deep into his brother's human eyes (or faceballs).    *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The vampire stalks at high noon through the cabbage. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about upping his fashion game. Then, Jim wants to talk about how art is bullshit (it's not, he's joking, relax). *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes you're the bird, sometimes you're the gravel. 

First, Jim wants to talk about what film genre you'd want to live the rest of your life in. His answer won't surprise you.  Then, Quinn wants to talk about making the process of moving a helluva lot easier.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes things grow back, but you probably shouldn't cut it off in the first place.

Hey Jupiturds! First, Jim wants to talk about how we can make downloading files better. Then, Quinn wants to talk about the best way of inhaling the cannabissssssssness.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If at first you don't succeed, get naked and try again.