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The Jerkstore Report
152 minutes | Feb 11, 2015
Episode 87: Finally, the Finale
It's the last episode, and Sean Q, Tiny mike and The Watcher get together to reflect on some past times, wonder about sexuality, and tiny mikes karate. Second half, we discuss the possibility of Taylor Swift being an obnoxious person, "Punk goes pop", robots taking over music and a list of thank you's! Take it easy
79 minutes | Feb 3, 2015
Episode 86: 2 Minute Warning
We're back and Sean Q, Tiny Mike, and The Watcher and we explain our recent disappearance, TLC's revival, Suge Knight's driving habits, The Watcher's childhood bully and ex wife (two different people). It's also the day of the Super Bowl and we discuss gambling, bookies, we drop a bomb on everybody, and then play a game of blackjack.
73 minutes | Jan 17, 2015
Episode 85: Dumgarees
This week we get together and talk about colas, scumbag morning routines, terrible thoughts and fears, over the top halloween junkies, crimes of passion, starter jackets, appreciation of parents way too late in life, and cool jeans.
129 minutes | Jan 11, 2015
Episode 84: Extremely Rad
We start the show giving Tiny Mike a recap on what happened while he was gone and end up talking about being a couple of radical and extreme dudes, religion, aliens, cat ladies, the karate rap, the crackhead rap, and The Watcher sucked Stevie Wonder's dick.
128 minutes | Dec 26, 2014
Episode 83: Birth Control, Death Control
Sean Q and The Watcher discuss smoking, twice, many forms of birth control, political correctness, and the media's attempt to start a race war in America.
112 minutes | Dec 20, 2014
Episode 82: A Non-Christmas Story
We get together this week to discuss Jam Master Jay, feeling bad for people for no reason, live TV tapings, karate, street fight stories, MMA groupons, near death stories, and the Watcher doesn't get a raise.
121 minutes | Dec 13, 2014
Episode 81: Cosbundy
We get together this week to discuss 2 year podcast anniversary stuff, "ask me anythings" on social media sites, the hacked Sony emails, Betty vs. Wilma, Rick Moranis, the Watcher teaches someone the way of the strip club, more on Bill Cosby, serial killers, and more!!
117 minutes | Dec 6, 2014
Episode 80: Serious Business
The guys get together this week and accidentally get into a serious discussion involving current events in America, the media, and more. Opinions are like assholes. Smell ours
98 minutes | Nov 24, 2014
Episode 79: T. Swizz
This week Sean, Tiny Mike, The Watcher and B Dogg dissect Taylor Swift's new sex appeal, discuss bone-droning, google earth finds, nipple talk, heavy hand jobs, and self dental work. Second half we get into the Bill Cosby controversy, get sidetracked by the AMA's, figure out our dumb porn names, laugh tracks and more!
76 minutes | Nov 15, 2014
Episode 78: The Stranger
The guys get together to discuss the dark side of the internet, the cannibal pornstar jerks off with a dead guys arm, we decide who we would eat if we had to be cannibals, catch ourselves talking about fast food again, and glory holes. Second half, we discuss VirtuaBoy and other old games and analingus.
116 minutes | Nov 8, 2014
Episode 77: The Wakening
This week Sean Q and Rick Bottom kick the episode off with Peewee Herman talk, Amy Fisher talk, funeral protocol, then Tiny Mike shows up and we go on to bar tending stories, old movies, and our halloween party stories. Second half, we discuss new age tv, on air physicals, googling ailments, and more!!!
123 minutes | Oct 31, 2014
Episode 76: Slackface
It's Halloween! Sean Q, Tiny Mike, and Rick Bottom get together and discuss going blackface, past and present costume ideas, the guy who disappeared from the Broncos game, a domestic beheading, color blindness, sleep problems, slender man, the 'book-it' program, and horror films. Second half, we discuss the China problem, American Horror Story, transgendered confusion, high social experiments, seafood, more about Rick's dog, and his fleshlight sex
113 minutes | Oct 25, 2014
Episode 75: Heavy Petting
Sean Q, Tiny Mike and Rick Bottom get together to discuss Tim "Rock" Raines, The shooting in Canada, The shooting in Washington, getting kidnapped, John Mayer's sexual encounters, the recent school shooting and messing with the watcher about his dog. Second half, we discuss a vending machine guy who needs to talk to everyone, the bible code, Jeff's new Turkish bro, and more, different, fresh, fast food talk!!
111 minutes | Oct 4, 2014
Episode 72: Helmet Head
Sean and The Watcher get together and discuss growing up in a lab, safety wipes gone wrong, getting wisdom teeth pulled, fear of anesthetics, dealing with phone calls from exes, pharmaceutical drug talk, and steroids. Second half, The Watcher has been hallucinating, real life problems vs made up problems, text shaming, Prius power, different kinds of racism, dutch ovens, bad football haircuts and more!
120 minutes | Sep 12, 2014
Episode 69: Inner Circle
This week we start off talking too long about masturbating in public places, and we have special guest Colin Quinn on the phone. We talk about Mexican drug cartels, the new special that Colin is working on, the present state of comedy, and more. After our interview with Colin, we talk about the Ray Rice incident, the relevance of football scandals vs. any other sports scandal, find out the "Cops" theme isn't the only song that Inner Circle has, and much much more!
149 minutes | Aug 24, 2014
Episode 66: Kick The Shit Out Of Tit (Cancer)
Sean Q and The Watcher are joined this week by Mr. Watts from www.VagabondSaints.com to talk about their new special. All proceeds go to Joanna Mace (@OptimisticDoom on twitter) to help fund her road trip to thank her supporters through her fight with cancer. Go to the website and listen for more info. We also hear how VSTL Vestments got their start, and basic bullshitting around with our guest. Second half, Sean and Watcher have terrible marketing skills and fast food addictions. Gord shows up and we talk about "cumpilations", knowing male porn names, recording music, and bank problems.
104 minutes | Aug 8, 2014
Episode 64: Nair-do-well
Sean Q and The Watcher get together to talk about stealing things as kids, cancerous deodorant, people pointing out their own disabilities, Nair, overgrooming and scarred scrotums, disgusting talk about abscesses and infections, and also stealing things as adults, with much more in between.
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