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We're back! The gang enters the phantom puppet theatre of the douchey Count Dookin and engage in some deadly improvisational scene work. More shenanigans with Charm Person. Guest starring Becca Howell as Portia Tosscobble!  The puzzles in this episode can be found in Tasha's Cauldron of Everything and is the intellectual property of Wizards of the Coast. We use them for funzies.  

Last episode's cliffhanger ending is resolved. What was supposed to be a short exposition scene goes off the rails and becomes and entire episode. Enjoy! DM's Note: Yes, we fudged the "Charm Person" rules a bit in this episode for storytelling purposes. It was too funny not to. 

CW: Butt Stuff Out of game, Becca Howell, the winner of our first ever NPCeepstakes, joins us for the first of many episodes! We also have a new #podcastsabotage in this episode.  Also...could our Belgian fans just be Americans with VPNS? We sure hope not. In game, the gang makes it to Portage Ford, but a strange phenomenon awaits them. Muzak and Zeb throat sing to an ancient deity. Mirish makes a cool addition to their leather jacket. Da Fin Poe longs to become whole again. Exactly how old is Nalvan?  Follow us on social media: Instagram- @inexpendablespodcast Twitter- @ExpendablesIn Email us at inexpendablespodcast@gmail.com  Please like, subscribe, and review wherever you get your podcasts! (But especially Itunes)

CW: Talk of and humor around suicide. Out of game, Rory spoils The Dresden Files. In game, the gang discovers they have powerful stage whispers. Zeb and Mirish go full blown murder hobo. Da Fin Poe goes full blown John Cena. Revenge is dish best served bloody. Additional sound effects courtesy of zapsplat.com   

The gang rides out of Lo Santa Villa to make their way towards Druid Con, but they run into some trouble along the way.  Nalvan steals a dictionary and is finally able to exchange his crotchless unitard. Horses are given names, and someone's head explodes...literally.

The first episode of the second arc of the campaign! The gang deals with the aftermath of the revelations from the temple. Mirish and Da Fin try to figure out command words for their new magic items. Members of the gang open up about their struggles learning to read. Zeb gets feisty.

Out of game: We put our knowledge of Adam Sandler movies to the test. In game, it's the end of our first arc! A head is reunited with its body. Da Fin and Muzak get in touch with their feelings. Secrets are revealed. Zeb mourns an icon. Mirish pees their pants...a lot. Nalvan and Muzak admit their love for The Giant Eagles. 

Out of game: Mike doesn't know "Belgian" isn't a language, Jordan knows an awful lot about getting eaten by a giant toad, and Dave provides some helpful audio descriptions. In game: The gang finds the most awkward and convoluted way to get over an acid pit. Muzak uses the Body Oil of Levitation. Mirish finally remembers a familiar spell.

Out of game, Dave learns what happens when you take a bathroom break in the middle of recording. In game, the gang returns to the sewers in search of the secret temple. They are once again reminded that they were not the first choice for their mission, so they bust out some pretty interesting "2nd choice" trivia to puff themselves up (and to annoy the DM). Also, Zeb and Muzak try to biologically classify a souffle. Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com  

Out of game: we discuss the #cornbread mystery, ancient dire wolves in Ohio, and taking credit for the return of sea shanties to popularity.  In game: The gang heads into the sewers in search of The Cult of the Deep Dark One, and finds themselves in a "shitty" situation.  

The albatross curse is in full effect. Muzak adds musical numbers to his repertoire. Mirish does a spell right. Nalvan is bad at deception. Da Fin Poe loses a part of himself.     Link to Rorka's original story: https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/kiqrbo/oc_before_my_friend_passed_away_she_started_a/

The gang arrives at Lo Santa Villa just in time for a "so Cincinnati" episode! Muzak and Mirish have weird dreams. Da Fin Poe is cursed.  The gang attempts a jailbreak, and it goes about as well as you would expect. Special thanks to Michael Carr (@thecarrizard) for naming "The Back Breakers." Follow us on instagram @inexpendablespodcast for more opportunities for naming rights and audience show contributions!

We've got an action-packed episode for you this week! The gang is attacked by fell creatures at sea. Nalvan develops a shopping addiction. Da Fin Poe suffers another tragic loss. Mirish just wants to help.  Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Last week's cliffhanger is resolved. The Gang gets their first magical items! Zeb-Jeb gets an upgrade. Mirish casts a hilariously untimely spell. Muzak learns an important rule of time travel. Arson is committed.  

The Gang is given a quest by a talking head and must find a ship captain to take them across the dreaded Sea of Sorrows. Zeb gives a history lesson, but apparently doesn't know what tea is. Muzak begins work on a new masterpiece, and throws down in a bard battle. Mirish discovers alcohol, and its all Nalvan's fault. 

The gang takes a Mulligan on their first encounter.  Jeb the Gator Tattoo is made flesh. Da Fin Poe gives an impromptu funeral in a ball pit.  Muzak builds a better Beholder Burger (TM). 

Our campaign begins as all good Dungeons and Dragons campaigns do- in a tavern! Except this tavern is the last tavern left in the world. We meet our would be heroes- Da Fin Poe, Nalvan, Mirish, Zeb, and Muzak- as they are sent back in time to stop the apocalypse. However, the soon realize that even fast food franchises can be deadly.

The gang FINALLY gets on a boat. Da Fin Poe makes a daring rescue. Zeb and Muzak have an after school special.  Nalvan unlocks a door! Mirish has a mysterious vision about their past.