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THE IMPETUS OF EVERYTHING

15 Episodes

58 minutes | Oct 4, 2020
EP 15 - MONTY'S MISHAPS!!! (FT. EFTHIMIOS NASIOPOULOS)
On this week’s Pre-COVID recording, PAT BURTSCHER and MONTY SCOTT have their beyond good buddy EFTHIMIOS NASIOPOULOS on the show and they talk trash about MONTY'S MISHAPS!!! LISTEN TO IT wherever you get your podcasts! Oh, and please remember to RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, and join our PATREON!
47 minutes | Sep 27, 2020
EP 14 - PONZI UNIVERSITY!!!
And they’re off on another Pre-COVID induced cerebral adventure! In this epicsode PAT BURTSCHER gets MONTY SCOTT all worked up and spewing pontification about what kind of Ponzi scheme he'd run! Will it be a Ponzi University full of Super Professors, Dean Kings and where Bernie Madoff is the school mascot? Only one way to find out – LISTEN TO IT! It’s available wherever you get your podcasts! Oh, and please remember to RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, and join our PATREON!
44 minutes | Sep 20, 2020
EP 13 - ARMAGEDON!!!
HOLY POOPING BUTT CRAP! Another Pre-COVID EP. Where PAT BURTSCHER probes MONTY SCOTT to walk us through how he’d act during the end of days! There’ll be dingers, broken office windows, highly trained monkeys and something about breaking the rules by painting doors! Let’s just say that this episode + your ears = A GOOD TIME! Oh, and please remember to RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, and join our PATREON!
42 minutes | Sep 13, 2020
EP 12 - WHAT KINDA CRIMINAL!!!
Oh dear… another Pre-COVID recorded doozy! In this one PAT BURTSCHER gets MONTY SCOTT to spill the beans on what kinda criminal he’d be if he had the chance to be one! Woweee wowahhh! Let’s just say that this episode + your ears = A GOOD TIME! Oh, and please remember to RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, and join our PATREON!
35 minutes | Sep 6, 2020
EP 11 - SPACE PIRATES!!!
Time for another PCR (Pre-COVID Recording) where MONTY SCOTT and PAT BURTSCHER break down what it would take to take the international space station hostage! Let’s just say that this episode + your ears = A GOOD TIME! Oh, and please remember to RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, and join our PATREON!
44 minutes | Aug 30, 2020
EP 10 - MONTY'S COURT!!!
Here MONTY SCOTT and PAT BURTSCHER come at you with yet another Pre-COVID recording!!! In this one PAT asks MONTY to walk him through how he'd run a court room. Let’s just say that this episode + your ears = A GOOD TIME! Oh, and please remember to RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, and join our PATREON!
28 minutes | Aug 23, 2020
EP 9 - DOG ISLAND!!!
In yet another Pre-COVID recording MONTY SCOTT describes in detail what his ideal day off would be like. Let’s just say that this episode + your ears = A GOOD TIME! Oh, and please remember to RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, and join our PATREON!
37 minutes | Aug 16, 2020
EP 8 - TRIAL & ERROR SURGEON!!!
We're back with another Pre-COVID recording!!! In this Episode MONTY SCOTT claims that he could become an open heart surgeon via the classic trial and error method. PAT BURTSCHER eggs him on! Let’s just say that this episode + your ears = A GOOD TIME! Oh, and please remember to RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, and join our PATREON!
36 minutes | May 25, 2020
EP 7 - BIKERS, SHOPPING BAGS & SUCH!!!
MONTY and PAT strike again and this time it’s another episode jam packed with stories about bikers, duels and hitting dingers. Let’s just say that This episode + your ears = A GOOD TIME! Oh, and please remember to RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, and join our PATREON!
32 minutes | May 20, 2020
EP 6 - TOILET TROUBLE!!!
Monty and Pat are at it again, and this time it sounds like they need to do a stint at the asylum! Tune it to find out why!!! Regardless of whether or not you think the authorities should throw away the key, please remember to RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, and join our PATREON!!!
25 minutes | May 10, 2020
EP 5 - THE PERFECT MATCH!!!
Yellow there, people of the internet! In this pre-covid recorded masterpiece Monty Scott puts forth the argument that he could score one single point against arguably the best of the best of the best, Roger Federer. Is he mad, or is he mad correct? You decide! Regardless of which side of the court you wind up on, please remember to RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, and join our PATREON!
23 minutes | May 3, 2020
EP 4 - SCARBOROUGH SNIPERS (HOCKEY TEAM)!!!
Ello dare, pals! It’s that time of the week again where Monty Scott and Pat Burtscher release an episode of The Impetus Of Everything! In this episode Monty tells Pat about a couple times he threw some haymakers and open-handed slaps on and off the ice! Enjoy and please remember to RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, and join our PATREON!
28 minutes | Apr 27, 2020
EP 3 - A PAMPHELET FOR YOUR FRIDGE!!!
In this ridiculous episode Monty and Pat talk again. It’s nuts. Two people talking and recording and now releasing what they recorded? Pure cray! Who does that??!!?!? We do, that’s who!!!! Please RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, and join our PATREON!
29 minutes | Apr 20, 2020
EP 2 - COUNTRY MUSIC MUSINGS!!!
Howdy there Internet Folk! That’s right another episode of The Impetus Of Everything has dropped. And this one’s a doozy called County Music Musings. It was recorded pre-covid-19 and within it many things happen. For example, Pat Burtscher serenades Monty Scott with a bunch of sweet as mother’s milk country music songs. The songs are obviously above and beyond anything else that’s ever been created! If you’re looking for something that’s silly, dumb and a good time look no further. Yeeeeooooowwww! Please rate, subscribe and review it! Oh, and also support us on Patreon if you can, please!
29 minutes | Apr 14, 2020
EP 1 - WEASEL ON FIRE (THE BAND)!!!
Hello Internet Folk! In this pre-Covid-19 recorded episode Monty Scott and Pat Burtscher discuss what kind of band Monty would front, what would happen at their shows and all that kinda fun stuff! Tune in and give your ears some giggle juice! Yeeeeooooowwww! Please rate, subscribe and review it! Oh, and also support us on Patreon if you can, please!
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