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We cover S7E8 "Another Opening, Another No Show" (the disco ball from the ceiling episode) and @jewishjen is back! There’s a vest counter, wisdom on the art of delegation, and more. Would you want to be trapped in a closet with @johnstamos? What song would you choose to descend from the ceiling on a crystal ball? Instagram: @thmbfpodcast / @lamelittleti

This week’s a soft and gentle episode. Curl up with a cup of tea, gaze out the window, and do some soul searching. Artist Kenneth Nowlan is and Melita discuss Joey's breaking point and his attempt to leave the house after the family's neglect. Who’s the Joey in your life? Are you the Joey?

It’s happening. Remember when the kitchen was destroyed? Not that one, the other one. S3E20 Stephanie drives a car into the kitchen. In one of our most lore-filled episodes, Dave Firestone and I cover all the ways the house punishes the tanners for ignoring it. This episode has everything: action, self-flagellation, snitching, and as always, Jodie Sweetin brings the goods.

This is the infamous episode where DJ goes on a crash diet and swears Stephanie to secrecy, AKA: “The One Where DJ Faints”. Molly McAleer of Mother May I Sleep with Podcast and Plz Advise is this week’s guest. We talk 90s diets, negligent parenting, and Stephanie’s sainthood. Podcast Instagram: @thmbfpodcast Molly McAleer: @molls **Content Warning: This episode deals with eating disorders. We don’t go into details like numbers, but Molly and I talk about our own experiences with the subject. If it’s a sensitive area for you, you’re free to skip this episode. We’ll hang out next week!**

Was it Danny's negligence or some other force that caused the family to get stranded on a not so deserted island. Fan favorite, Heather, joins Melita in discussing this problematic episode that's basically a 21 minute advertisement for a resort. Tanner's Island - S3E1

Art imitates life with this now infamous episode of Full House whereLori Loughlin's character is party to a scam to get her kids into a better school. It's a special episode 1) because it's the season finale and 2) my guest is Erin Newby (@Erin_Newby), the designer behind the show's new artwork. Twitter: @little_melita IG: lamelittleti Show IG: thmbfpodcast

Heather's back and we talk about the time the whole family lied and stole bikes on behalf of Michelle...I tie it to capitalism. Joint us! Intro: "Fantasia Fantasia" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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The second and final part of "The House Meets the Mouse" saga. We go over all the ways Jesse phones it in as a husband, Joey's subpar "talk", and the theory about the Disney trip that could make you question the space-time continuum. Join us! Intro: "Fantasia Fantasia" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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A game changer episode where we cover the Tanner family trip to Disney World in two parts. Part 1 is full of the series of ridiculous decisions that got the Tanner's to Florida and our own family vacation stories. Heather is back and Dave and Sue Firestone are on for the first time! Intro: "Fantasia Fantasia" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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In this episode, we get REAL about what’s wrong with Stephanie, our innermost attractions, and the true cost of being a stan when we recap S6E10 "I'm Not DJ'" aka "the one where Stephanie gets her ears pierced". Legendary @jewishjen joins me for a monumental episode. Join us! Intro: "Fantasia Fantasia" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Rebecca's back! We dissect an ICONIC episode. Stephanie meets bad girl (?) Mickey and has to decide if a new friend is worth black lungs. Also Danny is Christ-like this episode. Join us! Intro: "Fantasia Fantasia" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Whew, boy. Heather Flanagan is back by popular demand and we break down a doozy. Michelle wants to be a boy. Teddy has no backbone. Stephanie thinks DJ is going to poison her. Jesse is cracking. And we meet Denise! S5E24, "Girls Will Be Boys" is problematic roller coaster where everyone has great hair. Join us. Intro: "Fantasia Fantasia" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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My guest Heather Flanagan and I are triggered big time by this junior high nightmare. This episode's got everything: mean girls, vests, prairie attire and more. If you can't relate to this episode, you didn't go to middle school. Intro: "Fantasia Fantasia" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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This week my pal Rebecca and I cover the episode where Jesse gets his hair cut from Season 2 Episode 2. Did Jesse #birdbox his way into a motorcycle accident!!1!1?? Intro: "Fantasia Fantasia" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

Episode 1 breaks down the pilot of Full House with guest Izzy Brown. Tune in for fun facts about the pilot and Melita's twisted theory on why they never leave the house.