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The Hot Box with Austin Crosby
41 minutes | Aug 5, 2020
64 - We're Leaving Atlanta
This strange time presents a fantastic opportunity to change things up a bit! If you've found yourself in a rut, which many have, consider leaving your city and going somewhere else. We try not to get too negative about why not to live in Atlanta, but it's inevitable.
41 minutes | Jul 21, 2020
63 - Hunting Hitler
Few moments in #history deserve as much fixation as Hitler's last moments. If the Russians are to be believed, he died in 1945. The thing is, you'd have to be a fool to believe the Russians, and #Hitler lived a long life in Argentina, like MANY other #Nazis.
39 minutes | Jul 15, 2020
62 - Cunspiracy Theories
Ghislaine Maxwell, cuntroller of the r/news, agent of Mossad. Now that she is behind bars, will Wayfair still send her all the royalties she has chalked up from funneling kids from ICE detention centers?! #Aliens, #Sasquatch, and #JFK galore in our CUNSPIRACY special!
41 minutes | Jul 8, 2020
61 - Electric Cars
EV's are now selling more units than this time last year. For every company that makes an EV, it's their only grow segment, during a time where traditional cars are being increasingly pushed aside. This week we try our best to catch you up on the future of transportation!
43 minutes | Jun 30, 2020
60 - The Political Compass
This week we encourage you to take the political compass test at politicalcompass.org/test and compare your findings with ours. Of course, we talk about some of the test's flaws, as well as the differences in our answers. One consideration, if you answer one way on a specific question, that doesn't change the world by the time you answer another question. Example: if you would legalize all substances, but also would see the justice system punish rather than rehabilitate. The test doesn't adequately adjust for a system where no drug users are in prison to be rehabilitated or punished. So, this may make you seem less liberal, but in fact you support the death penalty for exclusively murders and rapists, saving tax dollars.
39 minutes | Jun 24, 2020
59 - Dogs 'R Us
This week we delve into the fate of our #furry friends. Will the information age lead to the central distribution of dogs? Can #cloning, IVF, and data sharing help Silicon Valley oligarchs develop glow-in-the-dark #puppies that stay young forever? Perhaps your family's pet will be backed up in the cloud?
43 minutes | Jun 16, 2020
58 - Autonomous Zone
Ah yes, anarchy, what a nice little experiment. We start out teasing a completely non-controversial #debate we had, then talk Israel and Palestine. Speaking of which, do most people just arbitrarily pick their morality, as if throwing darts at a board? #Abortion, the death penalty, etc. that's what we dig into on this family-friendly episode!
38 minutes | Jun 10, 2020
57 - Wine Snobs
On this week's episode, we cover everything from the ESRP blocking Gamestop purchases, to snobby grocery-store #wine attendants, and the problems with a digital economy. Shoutout to Jenna, our favorite wine snob!
43 minutes | Jun 2, 2020
56 - The Police & Riot Games
Burn it down people! Cough in the government's face!
71 minutes | May 27, 2020
55 - Guilt-Free Grocery
This week we ask at least two important questions. Which grocery store has the best selection of Ben & Gary's #icecream? Can we make our own guilt-free version of #tacobell Crunchwrap Supreme? The theme of the hour is Oblivion NPC dialogue! (We recommend the video segments)
43 minutes | May 20, 2020
54 - Hairy and Bankrupt
We talk about some of our favorite #Youtube channels on this episode, including the fantastic Bald and Bankrupt, where a nice man named Benjamin travels around what some would call 2nd world countries. Do you think they would consider breastmilk #vegan in Moldova? Or that baker ladies in Belarus use their #yeast rags on their vaginas?
46 minutes | May 13, 2020
53 - Rain't Good
This week we talk about our favorite #rainforest nymph, Rain Florence. Rain's a content creator with a very sensual presence and a pet cause that many of us can't imagine getting behind, #breastfeeding our children until they're pretty... uh, well grown. That's not the half of it either, in fact, our second have gets pretty, oh nevermind that.
40 minutes | May 5, 2020
52 - Cinco De Mayo
We look back on 52 straight weeks of sweat in our eyes. Of course, we also talk how we have been going to many different grocery stores lately, looking for treat of the Asian persuasion (like kimchi, or sushi), but instead found a scary man (gangsta) with a gun in his pocket.
37 minutes | Apr 28, 2020
51 - Book Club
This week, Kasey tells us about Memoirs of A Geisha, and then we discuss our favorite books. Horses come up, as does Cormac McCarthy, Dan Brown, and Dickens! Remember that picture of George W. Bush reading My Pet Goat?
38 minutes | Apr 21, 2020
50 - 420 SPECIAL
On this episode we get down and dirty, talking about the #philosophy of JoJo's Bizarre adventure (finally), Nike's #420 SB Dunks, we debate #tie-dye policies, and give #fashion advice to young boys (sorry girls)!
42 minutes | Apr 14, 2020
49 - Architectural Perspiration Magazine
Today we mostly talk #architecture of homes. The features we like, and dislike, trends that should have died out long ago, and #sustainable ways to construct a home.
44 minutes | Apr 7, 2020
48 - Chicken or Egg
What is the best invention of 2020? How can we band together to fight boring sci-fi shows? What about the chicken or the egg?
42 minutes | Mar 31, 2020
47 - Essential Service
We're going out so you don't have to, because we are an ESSENTIAL SERVICE! On this week's episode, we demand answers, we talk trees, Pythagoras, and owning exotic animals, like otters.
40 minutes | Mar 24, 2020
46 - At-Home Art Assignment / COWBOY BEBOP Tribute
With no warning, and only 40 minutes on the clock, Kasey and I are tasked with filming a little sequence. I encourage you all to try something like this at home, using your phone or any camera you can. Just pick an anime opening sequence, and slap together a distillation of the vibe. Our attempt can be seen at the end of the episode.
48 minutes | Mar 18, 2020
45 - Barely Surviving
The only thing proven to stop the spread of [insert proper noun] is Cherry-Vanilla Coca-Cola! Other than that, our best hope is Sauna, which heats up your body far past the regular temperature of a fever, killing ALL KNOWN PATHOGENS.
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