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This strange time presents a fantastic opportunity to change things up a bit! If you've found yourself in a rut, which many have, consider leaving your city and going somewhere else. We try not to get too negative about why not to live in Atlanta, but it's inevitable.

Few moments in #history deserve as much fixation as Hitler's last moments. If the Russians are to be believed, he died in 1945. The thing is, you'd have to be a fool to believe the Russians, and #Hitler lived a long life in Argentina, like MANY other #Nazis.

Ghislaine Maxwell, cuntroller of the r/news, agent of Mossad. Now that she is behind bars, will Wayfair still send her all the royalties she has chalked up from funneling kids from ICE detention centers?! #Aliens, #Sasquatch, and #JFK galore in our CUNSPIRACY special!

EV's are now selling more units than this time last year. For every company that makes an EV, it's their only grow segment, during a time where traditional cars are being increasingly pushed aside. This week we try our best to catch you up on the future of transportation!

This week we encourage you to take the political compass test at politicalcompass.org/test and compare your findings with ours. Of course, we talk about some of the test's flaws, as well as the differences in our answers. One consideration, if you answer one way on a specific question, that doesn't change the world by the time you answer another question. Example: if you would legalize all substances, but also would see the justice system punish rather than rehabilitate. The test doesn't adequately adjust for a system where no drug users are in prison to be rehabilitated or punished. So, this may make you seem less liberal, but in fact you support the death penalty for exclusively murders and rapists, saving tax dollars.

This week we delve into the fate of our #furry friends. Will the information age lead to the central distribution of dogs? Can #cloning, IVF, and data sharing help Silicon Valley oligarchs develop glow-in-the-dark #puppies that stay young forever? Perhaps your family's pet will be backed up in the cloud?

Ah yes, anarchy, what a nice little experiment. We start out teasing a completely non-controversial #debate we had, then talk Israel and Palestine. Speaking of which, do most people just arbitrarily pick their morality, as if throwing darts at a board? #Abortion, the death penalty, etc. that's what we dig into on this family-friendly episode!

On this week's episode, we cover everything from the ESRP blocking Gamestop purchases, to snobby grocery-store #wine attendants, and the problems with a digital economy. Shoutout to Jenna, our favorite wine snob!

Burn it down people! Cough in the government's face!

This week we ask at least two important questions. Which grocery store has the best selection of Ben & Gary's #icecream? Can we make our own guilt-free version of #tacobell Crunchwrap Supreme? The theme of the hour is Oblivion NPC dialogue! (We recommend the video segments)

We talk about some of our favorite #Youtube channels on this episode, including the fantastic Bald and Bankrupt, where a nice man named Benjamin travels around what some would call 2nd world countries. Do you think they would consider breastmilk #vegan in Moldova? Or that baker ladies in Belarus use their #yeast rags on their vaginas?

This week we talk about our favorite #rainforest nymph, Rain Florence. Rain's a content creator with a very sensual presence and a pet cause that many of us can't imagine getting behind, #breastfeeding our children until they're pretty... uh, well grown. That's not the half of it either, in fact, our second have gets pretty, oh nevermind that.

We look back on 52 straight weeks of sweat in our eyes. Of course, we also talk how we have been going to many different grocery stores lately, looking for treat of the Asian persuasion (like kimchi, or sushi), but instead found a scary man (gangsta) with a gun in his pocket. 

This week, Kasey tells us about Memoirs of A Geisha, and then we discuss our favorite books. Horses come up, as does Cormac McCarthy, Dan Brown, and Dickens! Remember that picture of George W. Bush reading My Pet Goat?

On this episode we get down and dirty, talking about the #philosophy of JoJo's Bizarre adventure (finally), Nike's #420 SB Dunks, we debate #tie-dye policies, and give #fashion advice to young boys (sorry girls)!

Today we mostly talk #architecture of homes. The features we like, and dislike, trends that should have died out long ago, and #sustainable ways to construct a home.

What is the best invention of 2020? How can we band together to fight boring sci-fi shows? What about the chicken or the egg?

We're going out so you don't have to, because we are an ESSENTIAL SERVICE! On this week's episode, we demand answers, we talk trees, Pythagoras, and owning exotic animals, like otters.

With no warning, and only 40 minutes on the clock, Kasey and I are tasked with filming a little sequence. I encourage you all to try something like this at home, using your phone or any camera you can. Just pick an anime opening sequence, and slap together a distillation of the vibe. Our attempt can be seen at the end of the episode.

The only thing proven to stop the spread of [insert proper noun] is Cherry-Vanilla Coca-Cola! Other than that, our best hope is Sauna, which heats up your body far past the regular temperature of a fever, killing ALL KNOWN PATHOGENS.