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The Morning Hoot with Hollywood & Chinadoll

268 Episodes

60 minutes | Jan 4, 2022
EP 260 15 Simple Life Changes You Can Make to Become a Better Person
Most of us want to be a better person—whether at home, in the office,  or just when we’re out running errands. The problem is where exactly do  you start? I realized a couple years ago that I was a jerk at  times to people I worked with and to people I feel I couldn’t get any  value out of. Over the past couple years I’ve become a much better  person by working on myself. Here are some of the things I’ve been implementing into my daily routine to become a better person on a daily basis. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
59 minutes | Jan 3, 2022
Ep 259 9 Facts About Blowjobs That'll Blow Your Freakin' MIND
While the history books are filled with many a first (the first  airplane to circumnavigate the globe, the first radio transmission, and  the first president), there is one very notable first that is sadly  omitted: the BJ. Who honestly was it who took a look at the D and said, OK, put that in my mouth now? After doing some research on the subject it appears there are some who trace fellatio back to prehistoric times. In fact, French paleontologist Yves Coppens suggested that  the famous Lucy (the first prehistoric woman) did the job 3.2 million  years ago. This underscores the belief that mammals have an inherent  desire to explore their surroundings with their mouths. But it is the Egyptians who leave us with the most traceable proof of oral sex (via  cave paintings and myths alike), including some very well-hung  hieroglyphic males doing it to themselves. Although it is hard to say exactly who  was responsible for crossing the threshold into the nether regions for  the first time, we did learn a lot in our quest for an answer. Here, 10 interesting takeaways from the hummer’s illustrious history. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
58 minutes | Dec 31, 2021
Ep 258 Difference between female pubic hair and body hair? New Years Resolutions on the last show of 2021
Before we see the difference between the hair in the genital  areas to that of the hair in other visible areas of the body, one should  know that three main types of hair grow on all human beings. First is the Lanugo hair, the hair grown on fetus, which are lost once the baby is born. Second  is the Vellus hair, the thin, short, and light hair, which covers  almost the complete human body except for some areas like the back of  the ears, palms of the hands, soles of the feet, etc. The third is  the Terminal hair or the Androgenic hair, long and thicker hair, which  during puberty replaces vellus hair in certain areas of the body like  arms, armpits, legs, pubic, facial hair, etc. The length, color, and thickness of terminal hair vary from person to person depending on the hair growth rate and genes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
56 minutes | Dec 30, 2021
Ep 257 Reasons Why you Need to Manscape/ How to handle a promotion when you're nervous
It’s very common amongst women to shave their private parts but for  men, it is still considered a bit of a taboo to shave or trim the pubic  area. Most men think that shaving the pubic area will make them look  like a kid which is why they just skip the idea of shaving their armpits  or pubic hair. However, the reality is quite different, manscaping is the most  hygienic way to keep your genitals and private parts safe from germs and  infections. Let’s discuss the three main reasons to do it. Shaving off the pubic hair will make the base of your penis visible  which makes it look bigger in size. When you shave the pubic hair the  base of the penis is no longer covered with pubic hair and this is the  main reason it makes your dong look 1 or 2 inches bigger in size and who  doesn’t like it to look bigger in size. This is why it’s the number one reason why you should trim or shave  your pubic hair. You can order a good body groomer online and at goodelectricshaver.com you can check out the buying guide on body groomers. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
59 minutes | Dec 28, 2021
Ep 256- Melonites who have sex with their sisters
Chinadoll went up to the North Woods in Wisconsin and boy did she bring home some screwed up stories --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
61 minutes | Dec 23, 2021
Ep 255 What Men Want: The 10 Commandments of Blow Jobs
If I ever write a highly erotic version of the Bible, and I might, the  scene where Moses goes up Mount Sinai to retrieve the word of God will  have a slightly different spin. In my version, what the prophet will  bring back to us will still be 10 Commandments, but they will be the 10  Blow Job Commandments, and they will go something like this: 1. Thou Shalt Not Use Teeth "I gave my first blow jobs when I was a counselor at camp, and my  boyfriend, Nick—he wore board-shorts while he played tennis, so hot—had  to tell me what was up. If you're going to give head, your teeth cannot  exist. There are a million ways to give an unsatisfactory blow job, but  this is the sure-fire way to give an unpleasant one." --Erica, 27, lawyer2.Thou Shalt Explore Around Your Comfort Zone "Be open minded about blow jobs. Tips that sound kind of awkward can  be the most rewarding. Don't keep your best BJ tricks to yourself. At  the very least, share them with your best friend. Or if you happen to be  a sex blogger, share them with thousands of readers," says Rosemary, my fellow sex blogger.  Listen to Rosemary. You're putting a penis in your mouth with the goal  of getting him to come, or at very least getting him halfway there. Get  into it. Try new things. Even if they sound weird or gross. All that  said, you need to be comfy, both physically and emotionally. Make sure  you're in a good position. If his hip movements or his hand anywhere  near your head is bothering you, make sure he knows that's not OK. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
61 minutes | Dec 22, 2021
Ep254 11 Keys To Winning A Man’s Heart/ Hollywood has different opinion
Men are just so unnecessarily complex a lot of the time. A lot of  women make the mistake of thinking that men are simple creatures; that  it’s going to be easy to decipher their feelings and their needs. There are so many things going on underneath that rough and rugged  exterior – and you can’t be underestimated just what kind of depth a man  is capable if you really want to fall in love with one. It pays to know just what makes a man tick; so that you can tap into  that knowledge in an effort to really connect and bond with him as a  human being. It’s all really a matter of making your man feel happy and fulfilled.  And this can be done through both grand and simple gestures that you  practice in your everyday life as a couple. You really need to be able  to touch him in ways that no one else can. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
59 minutes | Dec 21, 2021
Ep 253 Women are ungrateful when getting presents
We get it: Wives and girlfriends are hard to shop for. Nailing down the perfect gifts for her can be tricky (and stressful). So if you have to do some last minute shopping—just don’t do what these guys did. https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/g19534246/women-reveal-worst-gifts-they-have-recieved/?slide=1 --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
60 minutes | Dec 20, 2021
EP 252- Hollywood doesn't always pick on Women
You can undoubtedly sense when you’re talking to a good listener.  Something about the way the person either looks at you or makes empathic comments allows you to feel comfortable with this individual and,  therefore, more likely to open up further. If this person is your  romantic partner, this ability to listen allows you to feel emotionally  closer, supported, and understood. As much as you may admire and appreciate being in a relationship with  a good listener, perhaps you feel that you’re just not all that happy  with your own listening skills. You’ve noticed that people, including  your partner, seem frustrated with your lack of responsiveness to their  needs. When you meet people for the first time, the conversations seem  to run out of steam almost as soon as they get started. Coworkers don’t  ask you to join them for informal breaks or offline remote chats, and  even your relatives seem to get so bored that, at family gatherings, they try to pull away as soon as they can to speak to someone else. According to a newly-published review paper by University of Haifa’s  Guy Itzchakov, collaborating with University of Rochester’s Harry Reis  and University of Reading’s Netta Weinstein (2021), decades of previous  research support the observation that good listening is a mechanism that  drives the “interpersonal connections … known to conduce many positive  intrapersonal affective and cognitive outcomes.” “Listening,” they  continued, “is a basic social behavior and one of the most fundamental  features of a social interaction.” It’s worth sharpening this key aspect  of your ability in order to relate well to others. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/fulfillment-any-age/202112/10-ways-become-great-listener --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
58 minutes | Dec 16, 2021
Ep 251 Chinadoll has to come to terms with getting older
First Half- Chinadoll has to come to terms with getting older Second Half The parents of Ethan Crumbley, the Michigan high school student  charged with murdering four of his fellow students, made a brief  appearance in court Tuesday related to charges they face in connection  with the tragedy. James Crumbley and Jennifer Crumbley have  pleaded not guilty to four counts each of involuntary manslaughter. They  each face a maximum prison sentence of 60 years and maximum fines of  $30,000 if convicted on all four counts. They appeared before a judge in  prison uniforms and chains. The hearing Tuesday had been  scheduled to determine whether prosecutors have probable cause to  proceed with criminal proceedings. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
56 minutes | Dec 16, 2021
Ep 250 The 'Ideal Duration' of Sex Actually Is and yes, Hollywood doesn't agree
The idea of what is involved in being "good in bed"  has a lot of factors, and staying power is certainly one of them.  Premature ejaculation is a source of anxiety for many men, and on the  other end of the scale, delayed ejaculation can cause similar issues. In  a bid to clear up some of the misinformation out there, urologist and  pelvic surgeon Rena Malik, MD addresses the average length of time that sex lasts in real life. In  a new video on her YouTube channel, Malik refers to a study which  collected data from 500 couples around the world, who recorded the  duration of sexual intercourse using a stopwatch. The data is limited to  penetrative sex, excluding foreplay, and only heterosexual couplings  were studied in the research. Penetrative sex is measured in terms of  intravaginal ejaculation latency time (IELT), the time from the  beginning of penetration to ejaculation. The  study revealed that the IELT which men consider to be the "ideal" length  of time is 16 minutes, but they estimate that the real time is closer  to 9 minutes. However, according to the study, the average IELT is  actually just 5.7 minutes. Malik notes, however,  that the recorded times ranged from less than a minute to 55 minutes.  "Interestingly, it varied by location," she says, explaining that Turkey  had the lowest average IELT of 4.4 minutes, while the United Kingdom  had the highest IELT of around 10 minutes. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
60 minutes | Dec 14, 2021
Ep 249 Americans are not that stupid Brandon
Democratic mayors are raising eyebrows with their responses to the rising crime plaguing major cities like New York City, Chicago and Philadelphia. The U.S. murder rate rose 30% between 2019 and 2020, according to FBI data – the largest annual increase on record, with Chicago topping the list. At least 12 major cities, including New York,  have already set historical murder records in 2021. Robberies and  assaults are also on the rise, and retailers in major cities across the  country are reporting an uptick in organized smash-and-grab crimes  during the busy holiday shopping season. Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot faced criticism last week after she responded to the recent flood of robberies in her  city by blaming retailers for not better protecting their merchandise. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
58 minutes | Dec 13, 2021
Ep 248- The Looney left is getting downright stupid/Bezos worries more about space program then victims of tornado
The mayor of Mayfield, Kentucky is warning Monday that the town could  be without heat, water and electricity for a “long time” as authorities  continue to survey tornado damage from Friday. “This is a tough  morning... but it’s ok, we’re still going to be all right,” Mayfield  Mayor Kathy Stewart O’Nan said on “CBS Mornings”, according to the  Associated Press. “We lost a water tower, so we have no water  within the city limits. All the power was cut just for safety reasons  after everything fell,” O'Nan also told NBC’s “Today” show. "And the  natural gas has been turned off because of so many leaks. So we have no  resources.” "The resources are gonna take a long time to be restored here,” she added. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
59 minutes | Dec 10, 2021
Ep 247 Chinadoll literally wants to kill Hollywood/ Hollywood stepped over that line
Oh Hollywood is in trouble !!! Hollywood stepped over a few lines in the Rocking Where he discussed why women stink.  1)  SELFISH - to the point where they don't know the difference between  love of self and plain old greed. They are drilled into believing that  whatever happens is the fault of whatever man is in their life because  of all the feminist crap drilled into them by the cadre of asexual  closet cases called "therapists" who appear on "Oprah", "Dr Phil" etc. 2) DELUDED - into thinking they "deserve" a rich, handsome husband who  will "take them away from it all" and leading to resentment when they  discover that the universe does NOT revolve around her. 3) ANGRY - All the damn time about things which are so far out of their  control as to be nonsensical - and constantly wanting to discuss this  mind numbing drival ad nauseum 4) PSYCHOTIC - multiple perswonalities in the same woman - as "Nomad"  put it in a "Star Trek" episode: "Woman ... a mass of inconsistencies  ..." and also when the feminist voices in their heads start with the regrets and victim acculturation. 5) WORTHLESS - anything that does not immediately resolve itself in her  favour or to her benefit is meaningless to her, especially the husband. 6) LAZY - drilled into their heads that they "deserve" a maid, nanny and  personal slave to take care of every detail and that their  husband/boyfriend is REQUIRED to cater to their each and every mindless  whim. 7) RESENTFUL - especially of other women who have things that they do not, in material, spiritual and esoteric senses. 8) GREEDY - to them, "housekeeping" means getting the house in the  divorce (thank Zsa Zsa Gabor for that immortal line) and sucking the guy  dry of every last cent, even if they had nothing to do with building  the nest egg. 9) MINDLESS - constant, irritating, idle prattle about topics they read  about in some womans magazine and then they become instant experts ~  particularly pop psychology and the latest crap they see on "Oprah" 10) VAIN - believing that they are arresistible to everything in pants  and therefore allowed to behave in any sluttish, dishonorable manner. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
56 minutes | Dec 9, 2021
Ep 246 - Race in America
First Segment we take on Race in America Second Segment Why do some people don't want to be at home Of course Chinadoll gets picked on lol --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
61 minutes | Dec 8, 2021
Ep 245 Movies are so gay nowadays and what is ghosting someone
First half of the show we talk about the movie industry and how it's changed. Has the movie industry had a major effect on society? Second half of the show we talk about a woman who was dating a guy for 9 months and out of no where cut out all contact --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
54 minutes | Dec 7, 2021
Ep 244 I just can't understand the liberal mind/ How the heck do they think this way
First half of the show we explore how mental illness harms a marriage and if it's an excuse someone can use all the time. 2nd half of the show we try and figure out how people who are liberal think.  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
57 minutes | Dec 6, 2021
Ep 243 Hollywood has done crossed the line with Chinadoll
Hollywood has always been an inquisitive kind of guy. So naturally he would wonder what it's like to have sex with certain people. Well, Chinadoll isn't to happy to say the least. Hollywood is always crossing that line and Chinadoll speaks up  --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
58 minutes | Dec 3, 2021
Ep 242- Hollywood thinks he finally has figured out a woman's brain
If you find yourself struggling to understand the women in your life,  don’t worry—it’s not as complicated as you might think. The trick to  understanding women is to put your assumptions aside and get to know  them as individuals. Whether she’s an acquaintance, a family member, or a  romantic partner, if you take time to talk to a woman and really listen  to what she has to say, you’ll soon have a clearer grasp of who she is  and what makes her tick. You may also find it helpful to get familiar  with women’s issues and learn to recognize and question some common  gender stereotypes --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
61 minutes | Dec 2, 2021
Ep 241- Yes, I believe the Michigan shooters family should be charged
The Michigan high school shooting suspect is a bullied 15-year-old  sophomore who now faces multiple first-degree murder and terrorism  charges in the deadly Monday afternoon attack. Ethan Crumbley, 15, is charged with killing four students and  injuring seven others when he allegedly opened fire at Oxford High  School, about 40 miles north of Detroit, on Tuesday. On Wednesday, officials at the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office said  the teen shot a video the night before that spoke about killing students  — and made similar threats in a journal found in his backpack. He was awaiting arraignment late Wednesday. His father purchased the 9mm Sig Sauer used in the shooting just four  days earlier on Black Friday, Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard  said. Oakland County Prosecutor Karen McDonald said Wednesday that her office is considering charges against both parents. She said Crumbley had been charged as an adult with murder, terrorism, assault and weapons possession charges. Crumbley had posted photos of the gun, and him firing it, in the lead-up to the school shooting, the sheriff added. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hollywoodandchinadollshow/support
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