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The Hardwood Podcast
51 minutes | Dec 13, 2017
Episode 8: The Ocho
We talk about last week’s Knick’s slide back to mediocrity, capping the plunge by loosing to the SHITTIEST team in the League (we’re looking at your Chicaga). Meanwhile the Dubs are looking frustrated in the gym. Shaun Livingston got the party started by getting physical (not in the fun way)with Courtney Kirkland (which can TOTALLY be a guys name too) and earned himself a suspension, while the next day KD went at it with Motherfucking Boogie Cousins (which is usually a monumentally poor choice). Cupcake…You sure about this? Is it the refs not taking shit? Is it the rest of the Association playing prison ball? Are the Dubs softer than baby shit? We also try to grasp how shitty the environment had to be in The Land for Kyrie to leave a potential championship dynasty.
55 minutes | Dec 13, 2017
Episode 7: Rummmmmmmmble
Whoops! This episode of The Wood was supposed to get posted last week but somehow was lost in the pile of content that is created at the House of Mouth. Our team of brow-beaten and malnourished interns went to work though, digging through the bits and shits and were able to bring this to you. Now sleep lackies. Sleep. Episode 7 features all the rumbles of the week in the Association! Smashmouth basketball is making a comeback, thanks be to the ghost of Anthony Mason! We talk about KD and Donatel…er, Russel Westbrook going dome piece to dome piece, Frankie Smokes and Jusuf Nurkic starting and international incident and The Meanest Leanest Enes throwing shade on Brony! All that shit talk and the NBA-Hole of the week on this lost episode of Hardwood.
69 minutes | Nov 24, 2017
Last week, our favorite 20 year old punching page Lonzo Ball broke the unwritten fight club rule of the NBA and bitched out of an altercation reminding us all how BABY SHIT SOFT the League is getting. Anthony Mason did a diamond push-up in his grave We also talk Celtic’s streak, the 2003 All Star Game, how quickly athletes deteriorate and who our MVP would be if we had to pick today. All of this plus the NBA-hole of the week on episode 6 of The Hardwood.
59 minutes | Nov 15, 2017
Episode 5: The Cleanest – Meanest – Enes
The Knicks take a tough loss to the Cavs after the worst 2nd half of basketball in recent memory. BUUUUT, New York hero French Frank ignites the Garden by not backing to BronBron and my main Turk Enus Kanter threatens to decapitate King Blames himself! This is what I’m talking about! Anthony Mason, deliver us from the soft ass league, forever and ever. Amen Meanwhile Kyrie and Celts win 13 straight, while the people of Cleveland get ready for a long, dark winter. All this plus, if you got drafted to The League tomorrow, which teams would make you swallow a bullet if they chose you?
40 minutes | Nov 14, 2017
The guys discuss the impact that Porzingis really has in New York and his need for another star. We also talk about the top 5 NBA Duos of all time and Jimmer Fredette’s BIG mistake last week. Jimmer NOOO!
69 minutes | Nov 8, 2017
Episode 3: Ball in a China Shop
Is Kristaps Porzingis’ obligation to feed his sister the scraps left over in the Garden concourse the fuel for these winning Knicks? We’ll take it. The guys also wax on about the sneakers, filthy crooked ass refs and the possibility that LeBron is tanking the season to make it easier for him to desert The Land next season. All of this and the NBAhole of the week on episode 3: Ball in a China Shop So…turns out that they were girls sneakers
91 minutes | Nov 8, 2017
Episode 2: Gore’d-on Hayward
We bounce back from a lost episode for number 2 and discuss week 1 of the season, and Gordon Timberlake’s HORRIFIC goddamn injury. Also, top 5 most gruesome NBA injuries in history and the 1st installment of the NBAhole of the week. Nope. No. No no no.
77 minutes | Nov 8, 2017
Episode 1: Preseason Jitters
In this inaugural episode of The Hardwood Podcast, Shawn and Jay talk about the season that is to come, early predictions and just get some general business out of the way. Much like BronBron, we play at 40% during the preseason.
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