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Apologies for the lack of episodes! We have had some other projects we have been working on including a new mental health podcast coming soon, and Pyrefly's debut EP. We are back now with some awful movie banter, so get ready for the most average hour of your week as we talk about Jennifer's Body! The movie, not the body itself. 

This week we bring in Hamish G from Isotopes to discuss Scott Pilgrim VS The World. Brilliant visuals and a great blend of transmedia to create an experience like no other, this movie is definitely worth a watch.   ISOTOPES IS AN EXPRESSION OF PERSONAL EMOTION & HONESTY, AGAINST A BACKDROP OF CATCHY CHORUSES AND MESMERISING HARD HITTING RIFFS. The Sydney, Australian quartet consists of - Justin Miller 'Millsy' (vocals), Joshua Wood (vocals/guitar), Hamish Gibson (drums), and Bradley Stokes (vocals/guitar) ISOTOPES: Music https://isotopesband.bandcamp.com

Too long did we neglect The Mystery Hat, and it punished us by giving us this god awful trash fire of a film. We suffered greatly for this episode, and fear that we may have actually found the least funny film ever made. I don't even think I'll make a poster for this one...

A movie so good that we couldn't condense it down to one episode!  In part 2 we discuss the personal situation that drove Zack Snyder away from the project initially, the fallout that followed and the amazing fan reaction that helped bring his original vision to life.

This week we watched Zack Snyder's Justice League, and wow. We split this episode into two parts because there is just so much to unpack. In this episode we talk about the length, character development and some of Zack Snyders motivation to create this 4 hour epic.

Kyle and Ando take a trip to the Razzies to find who gonna get what and why. We talk about the Razzies, discuss the nominees for each category and have a fun time doing it.

In preparation for Snyders Justice League, we looked back on the Snyderverse and how Joss Whedon acted when he took over production. It's a long one filled with a lot of rage so strap in and get ready to get mad with us.

We continue our Nicolas Cage Match with a trip through Weiner's Wonderpark. Featuring a nearly silent performance from Cage, this movie was an oddly fun trip that is well worth the watch.

For Valentines Day, we watched and reviewed Lifetime and KFC film A Recipe For Seduction, a tale of a young chef named Harland Sanders, played by Mario Lopez, finding love in a southern belle. It's weird, and funny, and we still have no idea what to make of it, but we watched it and had a finger lickin' good time.

We bring our most excellent adventure to a close with Face The Music, the film none of us knew we needed in the time where we needed it most. Join us as we find the true meaning of That Which Binds Us Through Time - The Chemical, Physical and Biological Nature of Love and the Exploration of Meaning Pt 1.

Ironically named given how most triumphant this movie is, it often gets overlooked for its slow start, causing many to miss out on the many wonders the ending has to offer. Wanna feel good in 2021? Get some Bogus Journey into you. Join us next week for the finale in our Bill and Ted series!

Woah! Our first three part episode dudes! We decided that 2020 was so bogus that we had to lift our spirits with the Bill and Ted trilogy. Originally, we pulled Bill and Ted Face The Music out of The Mystery Hat, only to discover that Mr Anderson hadn't seen any of them. So join us as we celebrate one of the most wholesome onscreen duos in the history of film!

This week we were subjected to The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, a clear demonstration of every single step to not take while writing a script. I am not sure how we survived this mess, but we did, and we are here to tell you all about it.

We finally got to go to an actual cinema for the first time in roughly a year, and what we got was very ok. Wonder Woman 1984 is a film that has a lot of exceptional moments in it, but at its core is confused about what it is trying to achieve. For all of the incredible female empowerment moments it has equal measures of needing a man to save the day, leaving us with very mixed feelings on the experience. Give it a listen and let us know what you think on our social media! Disclaimer: We got new mics, and the program we are using had some issues so the sound quality isn't up to our standard.

We discovered that Kyle's girlfriend had not seen Kung Fury, an outstanding crowdfunded film that plays off high end action movie tropes. Of course she loved it, but come find out why!

In this mammoth episode we look at the best and worst movies we watched in 2020. We also talk about how the podcast came to be and reflect on mistakes and successes along the way. Our biggest success is you, the listeners, and we are so grateful for the support you have shown us and this podcast. Thank you for the best part of 2020, and we are looking forward to entertaining you all through 2021!

In our final episode of the year, we finish off our journey through the non denominational gift giving season with Die Hard, one of the greatest Christmas movies ever made.

Hello listeners, and welcome to part one of our Christmas finale. In this episode of Kyles Kwickies, I will be reading to you the story of Die Hard in the style of The Night Before Christmas, written by Doogie Horner and Illustrated by JJ Harrison. Featuring character voices by Ando Calrissian, this Christmas Classic is sure to be a hit for all of the family, so pour yourself an eggnog and enjoy A Die Hard Christmas.

Words fail to aptly describe just how awful this film is. It is truly a cinematic abomination and should be treated as such. Join us as we endure the film that dominated the Razzies in 2015, and enjoy our steep descent into madness as we try to reason with the unreasonable.

I didn't believe it either when we actually pulled out yet another Tim Allen Christmas film out of The Christmassy hat, but here we are. This week we were thrown into The Santa Clause, a film that has surprisingly held up well over the years. With pretty much everything you could want from a Christmas film, its the movie that truly says "It is now the gift giving season, and we begin by giving ourselves the gift of Tim Allen"