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Ladies & Gentlemen of The GhenGhen! Malaam: “So because I didn’t show up on time, that’s why you pe—” Panda: “My friend sharrap! You want to tell them about the show before they download it?” Malaam: “Ah! Aboki no vex, I don forget.” Reptile: “Berra be careful… we’ll send Philo after you oh.” Panda: “Where’s [...] The post #S2EP3 On Masturbation Month, Yoruba Motivation & Ibadan Attractions appeared first on The GhenGhen.

Ladies & Gentlemen of TheGhenGhen! Walker: “TheGhenGhen has found a new home! *Insert applause and women shaking breast everywhere*” Panda: “But Walker, why is your life like this?” Walker: “Ibu father? You don’t like the women when they are shaking breast?” Reptile: “Panda, is there something you need to tell us?” Malaam: “I always suspe–” [...] The post #S2EP2 On New Accommodation, Pervy Pastors & Abia Choprite appeared first on The GhenGhen.

What? Y’all are going to act like you didn’t miss us? Nobody’s going to call Chi-bumbum to give us a collective lap dance? It’s been so long… damn! So the team is back, finally! We hope y’all are ready for the new season. We’ve got a lot of things planned, but for today! We’ll give [...] The post #S2EP1: The Return appeared first on The GhenGhen.

Well! It’s one of the most special weeks of the year, yes?! A week for love, and affection, and gifts and spending plenty money… or as The Alchemist XIII said, it’s a “countdown to rapid-fire mushiness, explosive displays of love and assorted acts of emotional terrorism.” It’s also a week for people who thought they were [...] The post #EP21 The Push: A Valentine Edition appeared first on The GhenGhen.

Hey y’all! So errrr, you see, there’s a problem. So you know we’ve been away for two weeks yeah. And we said we wouldn’t do it again cos we appreciate you guys and all that shit. Well, we’re sorry, but… . . . . . . . . WE’RE BACK MORRABEESHES!!!!! Hehehehehehe   This week [...] The post #EP20 On Expensive Shags, Rehabilitated Heauxs, & Conjugal Bliss appeared first on The GhenGhen.

Ladies and Gentlemen of TheGhenGhen!!!   Once more, we tried and tried to upload, but the winshes were strong. However, our heads were too strong and well… Shout out to Papa Smurf for being such a great sport. Remember to like our page on FB, and subscribe on iTunes or Stitcher Radio. Enjoy the show. [...] The post #EP19 The Yoruba Edition appeared first on The GhenGhen.

Hallo, GhenGhen Mortals! On this episode of TheGhenGhen, the fellas tell all about their resolutions for the year, and celebrate Panda’s most recent victory as he unlocked a kissing victory on Mortal Kombat The Walker sets his goals for the next year. Any honeys with billionaire fathers? Holla at Walker as soon as possible! Heard [...] The post #EP18 On Billionaire Brides, Failed Erections, & Deadly Kisses appeared first on The GhenGhen.

Happy New Year, GhenGhen Mortals! Welcome to a GhenGhen 2013! We’re really excited about this new year, we’ve got a lot of big things planned out. Last year went quite well, and we realize that we’ve come a long way since EP1.   We really appreciate everyone that’s consistently downloaded our show, and stayed with [...] The post TheGhenGhen 2013 (Part 2) appeared first on The GhenGhen.

Happy New Year, GhenGhen Mortals! Welcome to a GhenGhen 2013! We’re really excited about this new year, we’ve got a lot of big things planned out. Last year went quite well, and we realize that we’ve come a long way since EP1.   We really appreciate everyone that’s consistently downloaded our show, and stayed with [...] The post TheGhenGhen 2013 (Part 1) appeared first on The GhenGhen.

Heaux Heaux Heaux!!! It’s the season to be merry, and the fellas are at it again! With all this talk of Santa in the air, we haven’t forgotten our planned giveaway! We’ll be…. Meh! Listen to the show to get info on that! Remember, there’s still time to give the guys a GhenGhen Christmas present. [...] The post The GhenGhen Christmas Story appeared first on The GhenGhen.

Heaux Heaux Heaux! It’s the spirit of Christmas and we should all be merry! We therefore charge our female listeners to be generous and set P with us all!!! Except for Luminus, he’s married. How’s everyone doing? We’re sorry about the last couple of weeks. There’s a lot going on and we’re trying to adjust [...] The post On Thieving Evil Spirits, Lesbian Lovers and Sex Sniffing Wives appeared first on The GhenGhen.

Heaux Heaux Heaux! It’s the spirit of Christmas and we should all be merry! We therefore charge our female listeners to be generous and set P with us all!!! Except for Luminus, he’s married. How’s everyone doing? We’re sorry about the last couple of weeks. There’s a lot going on and we’re trying to adjust [...] The post Episode #015: On Thieving Evil Spirits, Lesbian Lovers and Sex Sniffing Wives appeared first on The GhenGhen.

It is the winshes! They’ve been vexing since we called them out in Episode 13 about holding the power #seshuaaa. Sadly, that was not the only issue we were facing. There was Panda’s self-sustained coma (Thank you, uncle Jack), Mallam was in court contesting the need for NDLEA to open a department to inspect breasts for traces of weed…the only [...] The post Episode #014.5: And We’re Back appeared first on The GhenGhen.

O, GhenGhen Mortals! The Winshes are strong! They tried hard! However, our heads are stronger [segshual]! We bring you today’s post! Remember to subscribe to our iTunes and Stitcher channels. Our Christmas Giveaway begins tomorrow, so stay tuned for updates. -TeamGhenGhen- The post #EP14On Accidental Orgasms, Broken Covenants, & Missing Pandas appeared first on The GhenGhen.

O, GhenGhen Mortals! The Winshes are strong! They tried hard! However, our heads are stronger [segshual]! We bring you today’s post! Remember to subscribe to our iTunes and Stitcher channels. Our Christmas Giveaway begins tomorrow, so stay tuned for updates. -TeamGhenGhen- The post Episode #014: On Accidental Orgasms, Broken Covenants, & Missing Pandas appeared first on The GhenGhen.

GhenGhen Mortals, we don’t even know where to start. First, we’re very sorry for not putting up a post last week. It was the winshes… it was due to the terrorists… it was because of Tonto’s music (Hi Tonto)… it was because we couldn’t find shortbread for DJ Klem… it was… *sigh* There’s so much [...] The post Episode #013: On Chilli Coochie, Criminal Babies & Breast Biting Women appeared first on The GhenGhen.

O GhenGhen Mortals! Today, we bring ye a tale of two terms and sulking losers! A tale of twins and the loser among them! A tale of stingy husbands padlocking their wives tontos! A tale of — *cough* Okay, just press play and let us stop shouting. Big shout out to Chinwe Ugoji and everyone [...] The post Episode #012: A Tale of Two Terms, Whipping Pythons & Locked Vaginas appeared first on The GhenGhen.

Oya wait! Before you start flogging us, we’re sorry! We couldn’t put up the post due to… erm… well… The winshes! Yes! It was the winshes! They didn’t want us to tell you about all the Halloween madness from last week, people giving kids cocaine for “trick or treat”, and mothers giving their babies weed [...] The post Episode #011: On Halloween P’s, Playgirl Albums & Marijuana Breastmilk appeared first on The GhenGhen.

*LooksAbout* The Team go in (non-sexual) on the crazy news from last week, starting with the breast-fest of October; speaking on cheerful breast owners, canine loving breasts, and women auctioning their virginity (breasts inclusive of course) for $780k.   Once more, Happy birthday to our lovely First Lady! We wish you many more years of [...] The post Episode #010: On Failed Penetration, Birthday Shoutouts, & High Priced Virginities appeared first on The GhenGhen.

Yes! We’ve missed you too! Thanks to everyone that stayed downloading even when we couldn’t put up podcasts. Technical issues done, and now we’re back. Today’s podcast deals with… in fact, just click the button and listen. Remember to comment on our GhenGhen Proverb of the week. Give us your most creative response, and well… [...] The post Episode #009: On Bad Headies, Broken Knees & Scorched Testicles appeared first on The GhenGhen.