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The FYF PUMPcast | Bold Berean Evangeltainment
95 minutes | Mar 25, 2019
FULL HOUSE Episode: Aunt Becky, Trump's Zany Zionism, and United Airlines Non-Binary Flyzone!
TODAY'S FYF PUMPcast is jam-packed with pumped up propaganda from the mainstream media: Will uncle Jesse bail Aunt Becky out of prison? What do the Lord of the Rings and Donald Trump's latest and greatest Israeli high-five have in common? Why is United Airlines making waves, when they're not a Viking Sky cruise ship? And...what would our great founding father Alfred John Herbie Hitchcock, have to say about this -- and MUCH MORE in today's extended-release episode. www.flexyourfaith.com and www.facebook.com/fyfpumpcast Laurie Laughlin: God bless America, and let the free market reign supreme! United Airlines non-binary ticket sales: A pathetic ploy to pander for profit! Muslim "extremists" are still persecuting (read: sawing off) Christians heads: Nigeria and around other sand-dune ridden cave-dwelling parts of the world Mo's lackies scourge. Is it "extreme" or simply part of their founding charter their illiterate progenitor of propaganda had his scribe scribble down? Inclusivity ALWAYS EX-cludes (usually Christians): The illogical oxymoron that is today's multicultural landscape, and why it's nothing more than a Uni-CULT-ural country of lobotomized lemmings. TRUMP-eting another VICTORY for the Jews: Golan Heights is smaller than Road Island...so why such a raucous, fellas? Because IT'S NOT ABOUT THE LAND! Every middle eastern nation and Islamic occupied nation has an unmistakable massive majority and stranglehold of continental land ownership surrounding Israel. The Homeland of Jewish people is an indistinguishable speck in the midst of an expansive global Palestinian land grab -- so thank God we finally have a man in the white house who goes beyond vacuous words and flimsy platitudes. ...and MORE! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fyfpumpcast/support
64 minutes | Mar 11, 2019
Crappy Movies, Political Rants, THE Juicy J IN STUDIO
Welcome back to the PUMPcast! Today we delve into the wonderful world of crappy movies, politics, and a combination of both! Join us as we grace your ears with our lovely voices. You'll love it, we promise. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fyfpumpcast/support
82 minutes | Mar 5, 2019
Academy Awards aka "The BLAHoscars" 2019 Review w/ guests Brandon Trent Esq. & Cory Howell in-studio
The BLAHoscars 2019 | Bland, Boring, and Basically Irrelevant Brought to you by www.flexyourfaith.com You know how everyone was pumped-up to see how this year's Academy Awards unfolded? Yeah, me neither. But hey, at least Kevin Hart crushed it, right? Way to go lil' K! I'm sure Dwayne will have some more roles for you to fast-talk and make funny faces through soon - hang in there. Speaking of which, whatever happened to Kevin Spacey? Don't really hear much from him anymore. Health issues or early retirement? I sure hope he gets over his sordid past and moves into a striped future, fast! FYF PUMPcast EPISODE NOTES: Guests - Brandon Trent, Attorney at Law, Esquire, Juris Doctor, Legal Counsel to the stars...and Cory Howell, bearded, brawny, bold, and brazen! Jamie Foxx - Was he EVER good? This over-acting overreaching once-upon-a-time fella has fallen far from the mountaintop; but, did he ever deserve to be up there in the first place? Joaquin "Leaf" Phoenix - From the Gladiator to the Joker, and everything in between. Falling in love with his computer, or being mentally and emotionally swindled by Philip Seymour Hoffman, he's a talented Hollywood pro, who as Cory argues, doesn't like Hollywood? Aquaman vs. Black Panther - Which was sucked worse? Aquaman was a CGI mashup of things moving and swimming, and Black Panther was a CGI mashup of things moving and falling. Who did it WORSE, and WHY did Black Panther get fawned over at the Oscars (enter: Intersectionality) Netflix - What's the dealio? Are they a streaming service, a TV network, a movie studio? Why do they do what they do? Pierce Brosnan - We'll never forget this man of mystery and his time entertaining us from "Stew" in Mrs. Doubtfire, to Jimmy B. in his perfect resurrection of the 007 franchise. By the way, whatever happened to Robin Williams, and Philip Seymour Hoffman for that matter? We end the episode with a Brandon Trent-esque story of puke, that new car smell, and lost-and-found shoes coming to a Seinfeld rerun near you, followed by HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS! TUNE IN NEXT WEEK for tons of things, stuff, and topics! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fyfpumpcast/support
39 minutes | Jan 20, 2019
Don't Call It A Comeback!
That's right, WE'RE BACK! Join us as we mount one of the most monumental comebacks in podcasting history while addressing some key, hot-button issues in our first episode of 2019. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fyfpumpcast/support
63 minutes | Sep 26, 2018
Ep 5 1/2: The Mid-Week Woke with in-studio guest Cory Howell
You read that right, it's Episode 5 and a half! Why? Well, just like the M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E song, cause we love you! But, don't worry...unlike the Mouse House, we're not gonna go off-the-reservation CRAZY like their CEO Bobby Iger. Your Mid-Week Woke comes with a special bonus surprise, in the form of our first studio guest: Cory Howell! Cory's is a learned theologian, elder, and high arch-bishop of NOTHING, haha, all those silly titles mean nothing. He's simply a Bible loving, reading, applying, and SHARING Jesus follower. That's right, he doesn't have any fancy degrees, all he has is a book and a brain -- sure hope that's enough! We review the upcoming Joker movie, featuring last week's Episode 5 leading-man, Leaf Phoenix. The Joker has gone from comics, to camp with Jack's portrayal, followed by Heath's nailed-it performance, and then the creepy emaciated version by J. Leto...let's hope Joaquin's is a move in the right direction. Push play and let us massage your eardrums... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fyfpumpcast/support
69 minutes | Sep 22, 2018
Ep.5 | PUMPcast: Rape & the Rhetoric of Ridiculousness!
The PUMPcast Saturday Special: If your "week-win" is going altright so far, it's bout to get better cause we've been stewin' up something fierce in the studio! Listen up and listen loud as we bring you EPISODE FIVE of BOLD. BEREAN. EVANGELTAINMENT. TODAY we kick-off on The BK (no, not Burger King) Brett Kavanaugh. In light of recent events, we all take a stand to NEVER rape any woman...anywhere, for any reason! We enact our zero-tolerance policy for our in-studio staff, guests, and interns. To show our stance of solidarity in this rhetorically charged realm of alleged rape, we just get out in front of this thing by vowing to stop it at home first. We also vow not to wait decades on end to bring it up in the 11th hour before a career, supreme court, and life changing momentous occasion WITHOUT a SHRED of what's known as "evidence" when flinging destructive unsubstantiated claims at an otherwise respectable person...almost like it was planned. THAT AND SO MUCH MORE, ONLY HERE!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fyfpumpcast/support
40 minutes | Sep 17, 2018
Ep 4: Phil Heath, Cleveland Browns, Satan - Have in common??
Episode 4 comin' at cha world! It's the LATEST & GREATEST of the FYF PUMPcast! We're not just a bunch of Harvard graduates who model in GQ over here, we're also Podcasters. So, what's on the menu for this flexin' feast of fergalicious-ness? 1) What do Phil Heath, the Cleveland Browns, and Satan ALL have in common? They're all losers. Some past, present, and future. These are the bonds that bring people together! Shawn "Flexatron" Rhoden goes straight to the top! 2) Donnie "Not my president" Trump and his thumbs of tyranny are back at it again on the Twitter: We'll live-read his hate-tweets about borders n' stuff. Borders? I wish borders was only a bookstore, not a fascist policy of those despotic forefathers! Golly, America - racist much? 3) What's a human right? EVERYTHING! Get in line for your free everything! 4) Hollywood Review: "UPGRADE" starring Logan Marshall-Green... Kyle + Cammy give it a solid 7.5 5) There's a rise of natural disasters, and also fake weather and news! :) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fyfpumpcast/support
52 minutes | Sep 11, 2018
FYF PUMPcast Ep 3: "Alt White Warriors" take on HOLLYWOOD!
What do you get when you put 3 Christians in a room with new soundboards, microphones, and an ENDLESS assortment of current events to talk about? Well you forgot those 3 dudes were also NERRRRRRDS!! So while, yes, you get the high-flying high-octane thrill-ride of your eardrums' life with Epi-3, you ALSO get a lot of our junior co-host in training's thoughts about the new Samsung Note 9! Today's show features the exposing of America's new vaguely shadowy group that liberals will be more than happy to toss into the Nazi drawer...the Alt White. No, we didn't say 'all right,' like 'hey we're doing alright pal!' or ' yeah we're all right here on the PUMPcast, we believe old documents and books like the Constitution, Bill of Rights, and the Bible.' Until the current news cycle dies in a few days, we're obligated to mention something about Colin "Sideshow Bob" Kaepernick, because if there's ONE THING he needs, it's to sacrifice...and get attention...mostly attention though. Wahhhhhhhhhhhh. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fyfpumpcast/support
20 minutes | Aug 29, 2018
The FYF miniCAST | Cute lil' pumped preview @ NEW STUDIO!
You know what makes everything bigger and better? STEROIDS! If you're not using them, you're missing out. We use them everyday (twice-a-day) @ the NEW FYF PUMPcast Studio Headquarters. But enough about that, because you didn't tune in this week to hear about our NEW STUDIO, you want more ah' dat secret SAUCE that makes Cam so handsome, smart, & muscular. Well brother, just send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll have one of our totes NON police friends reach out to you! What else? Oh, right! BRO, WE GOT A NEW STUDIO! Sorry for such rampant use of masculine pronouns btw, what a messed up world we're forced to live in when you can't even come to a satirical podcast without suffering through the pervasive ignorance of a genderphobic society of biggoted profiling propagandists like us. It's time to get totes woke, world! We have so many amazing things in ACTION, but you AIN'T ready yet...if we revealed it all, you'd pee your pants and hyperventilate. So, yeah. No! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/fyfpumpcast/support
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