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MEGASODE! Hipsters, sexually deviant school faculty, and transgender mixed martial artists unite! Sink-holes, "Intimitate" concealed carry, Bitcoins, Popes, caped crusaders, sketchy taco shells, and Lester dumps the UFC. So much quality!

This episode is DROWNING IN DARKNESS. But the production value here is through the roof, so it's mixed feelings--like life itself. Advertising, laws, entertainment, hack local comedy, bros, the internet--they're all scams. EIGHT. BLANG.

Catfish, Te'o, flying puppies & biker gangs, how to rage-quit a job, asteroids, empty vessel celebrities, pokemon, why pharmacy blows, Justice League, internet political nitwits...this episode is just like good ol' Irish Lasagna: 100 PERCENT HORSEMEAT.

Lo-fi! Barely audible! Disgusted Groans! Creepy Silences! Listen to patrons as they: *Talk during my set! *Repeat my jokes--WHILE I'M STILL TELLING THEM! *Shuffle silverware! *Tell their own jokes! Check the Lyrics Tab for my Set List!!!

MOMMY LOOK GOOD. Cage fighters, squatters, first dates, cougars, MILFs, getting into porn, Batman, Opossums, male wetness, party-poopers, the importance of "Schtick," gun control, the Diaz Brothers, the backwardness of the universe, being back in America

"The Both," The "Neither - Nor," and other items from the mothership await! Acid Trips, dogs as weapons, the StinkEye, playing videogames till you DIE, live online map tracking, lingerie, and Lester Greystone's Book Tour: Ugly Across America!!!

Sandusky, Facebook, Big Brother, veterans vs. combat-veterans, when to break-up with your girlfriend, broccoli-slime; how to make money from getting hit by a falling tree limb, and we also inform you about all things cock-ring.

This might be the deepest epsiode of anything ever. Binary code, Eastern-Bloc predators, why relationships are like Tetris, 2 awesome inventions, "Kettle Scraping," live dubbing hijinks, and we take the previously innocent "V-word" straight to Hell.