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60 minutes | 2 months ago
Ep. 270 2020: The Year of the Toilet Snake
THIS WAS PRE-RECORDED IN 2020 SO WE TALK ABOUT THAT A LOT, NO NEED TO POINT IT OUT OR ANYTHING, WE ALREADY KNOW. WE ARE ALL JUST DOING OUR BEST OUT HERE, OKAY? If there's anything we've learned about this past year, it's that 2020 is a toilet snake, just waiting to bite you in the vagina (or penis). Thus, we present you with a very special all-toilet snake episode. Enjoyyyy it! https://www.mediafire.com/file/wa5h7676qjve7fj/270firnecastfinal.mp3
55 minutes | 5 months ago
Eo. 269 Illuminaughty
Oh hey, it's Election Day in America! So we decided to sit down and ramble a bit on all manner of topics- QAnon is the sexy new Satanic Panic, eating the rich, conspiracy theorists and their love of all things racist and anti-semitic, old lady crevices, and oh so much more! Join us and chase away those election day butterflies! Enjoyyyy it!!!!Download HERE!
48 minutes | 9 months ago
Ep. 268 The Beastmasterbator
This week we mostly talked about the 80's movie classic The Beastmaster... The fetishes born from it, the weird black tiger, the super inappropriate family relationships, and oh so much more! Join us for some belly laughs and forget your cares for awhile.Download HERE!
36 minutes | 10 months ago
Ep. 267 Catching Up
Oh, hello! Here's a show for you after our long absence! We caught up on all the doin's in our lives & this godforsaken country. We've missed you! Hope you enjoooy it!Download HERE!
55 minutes | a year ago
Ep. 266 Army Navy
When you record two episodes in a row, people end up drinking too much. People like Dan & Mandy. We talked weird news, we talked nonsense. It was fun & I hope you ennnnjoyyyy it!Download HERE!
65 minutes | a year ago
Ep. 265 Hummingbirds Like Sweet Things
Things got pretty silly this week, as we came back from our extended absence. New drinks were discovered, Dan offered to show his underpants to the whole damn world, and we learned a lot about hummingbirds. Enjoy!!!!Download HERE!
54 minutes | a year ago
Ep. 264 Jesus
Dan was getting contemplative this week, exploring his feelings about church and living the movie Jesus Camp. We also talked envelopes of weed, traffic light poopers, and gigantic rotten scrotums. Enjoyyyyy it!Download HERE!
58 minutes | a year ago
Ep. 263 Santa & the Jinglemen
So. Mistakes were made, and this pre-Christmas episode was somehow lost in the shuffle. We are going to post it, anyway, but if it seems out of order, that's why. I can only blame Mandy. Speaking of Mandy, here's the description she wrote for this episode:The nog was not plentiful this week, but the laughs were. We had a bunch of weird Wyoming news, and we kicked off our holiday season with a reading from the Chick tract "Humbug"! Enjoooy it, my jingle friends!Download HERE!
68 minutes | a year ago
Ep. 262 Man Nipples
In which Dan is angry with Mandy, shocker. Also some poor toad got pee milked to save his species, a lady from Bar Nunn is terrified of boobies, and oh so much more. Enjoyyyyy it!Download HERE!
69 minutes | a year ago
Ep. 261 Cyber Lap Dance
Revelations were made this week... Revelations that were perhaps best left buried in the 90's. The childhood trauma of the Transformers movie was relived, and we did an in-depth analysis of the Ted Cruz sex scandal. Hope you enjoooy it!Download HERE!
62 minutes | 2 years ago
Ep. 260 Moon's Blood
I'm not gonna lie, this is my favorite episode we've done in awhile. We laughed our little guts out talking about a bull semen explosion, Elizabeth Warren's tawdry BDSM love affair, and the things that get a Conservative man hard as diamond. Enjoy it!!!!Download HERE!
60 minutes | 2 years ago
Ep. 259 Lusty Busty MILFS
Whelp, Dan said just about the grossest thing he's ever said on the show. It was just ew, you won't believe it. We also talked about old people and their pornography, a wild uranium -filled Florida night, and pondered one of the greatest mysteries of life- does Finland even exist? Enjooooy it!!!Download HERE!
56 minutes | 2 years ago
Ep. 258 The Politics One
Oh, hey! We decided just for funsies to talk politics on this week's show. Our friend Mike from Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks joined us. It's basically just Weird News, but instead of some random Floridian it was the President. It was a fun time but a bit of a mess. Enjoy!Download HERE!
61 minutes | 2 years ago
Ep. 257 Holy Water Cannon
Hi friends! We welcomed a Dutchman into the generous folds of The Firnecast this week- Dan's friend Bas! We chatted about the inexplicable bathroom laughter of an Englishman, the ways in which a fart can betray you, and took a trip through the underbelly of the Worland Upcycle site... Spoiler, there were foot fetishists! Enjoy it!Download HERE!
62 minutes | 2 years ago
Ep. 256 Dirty Water
We talked about all kinds of things. Butte, Montana was one of them. That place is nuts! I got kinda grumpy with Dan cause I was afraid he was going to ruin the surprise about how crazy it is. But he didn't really, and I ended up seeming like a butthole. The show was fun, you'll like it! Love you, bye.Download HERE!
61 minutes | 2 years ago
Ep. 255 Blippi is Sonny Shine!
This week was an in-depth exploration of the dark world of children's entertainment. Blippi is the real life Sonny Shine and Barney is a tantric sex scam artist. Buckle up, this one's a wild ride!!!Download HERE!
54 minutes | 2 years ago
Ep. 254 Pants Alligator
Have you ever had an alligator in your pants? Yes? Then you're probably from Florida! We also talked about priests and their sick fetishes, naked basketball, and ever so much more. Enjoy it!!!!Download HERE!
66 minutes | 2 years ago
Ep. 253 Pod and the Realm-y
We spent a decade of our lives with Game of Thrones, so this week we Mind Topix-ed the hell out of it! We also came up with some spin-offs to help you cope with the loss and 'twas high times in "the realm" of Weird News also, chums! Enjoyeth!!! Download HERE!
63 minutes | 2 years ago
Ep. 252 Return of Mike
Our good friend Mike Moore from the Wheelbarrow Full of Dicks internet radio program is with us again after a long and depressing absence. Are crotch crabs extinct? Why is the word panties so gross? Answer these questions with us and enjoy it!!!Download HERE!
59 minutes | 2 years ago
Ep. 251 Recipe for Farts
We really did a deep dive into the world of accidental farting in this episode... Important work done here as always. We also talked about the infamous Jim & Tammy Faye Bakker, and the (thankfully) now-defunct Christian theme park they inflicted on this world. Enjoyyyy!!!!Download HERE!
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