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Not only have we abandoned censorship on this episode, we've also abandoned any semblance of quality control. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick uses custard instead of mouthwash and reckons it's much nicer. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

The entire stock market is a Ponzi scheme and you should pump more money in NOW. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick likes to move it move it. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home."

Top bottoms, bottom dollars and an abundance of caution from our robot overlords. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick's dessert island disc is a frisbee. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Long cons, achievable goals, and a huge big oaf. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick has several pet ferrets roaming free in his apartment. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

The last heavily redacted episode of 2022 is also the first of 2023. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick has been hiding leftovers behind the radiator. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Recorded live in person. We had too much to drink, the audio quality dipped, and we said things that we shouldn't have. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick doesn't play cricket but often plays to the sound of crickets. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Con men, bed wetting, and mass banter. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick is having a traditional Christmas by getting arrested on Stephen's day. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Nice beers finish last, we have a thing for bad boys. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick is only pretending to be your friend as a joke. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Gavin buys a house, Manus makes some enemies, while World Cup Fever cups the world. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick habitually hits 'reply all'. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home

Any sin can be forgiven if the dance is on point. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick stole your neighbour’s newspaper and blamed you. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home

Drinking Snoop's wine, filling Jack's hole, and starting a lot of fires. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick buys two lotto tickets with the same numbers to increase his chances

Celebrating the end of Sober October by drinking a selection of non-alcoholic drinks. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick CAN tie his own laces, he just prefers Velcro. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Cold cuts, pornography, and the perfect Mass. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick only eats the inside of chicken nuggets. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Honouring our new King, Shining a light on Irish Water, and truly understanding the pain of child birth. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick invested heavily in Metaverse real estate. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

The birth of Isildur, the dos and don'ts of martial arts, and a loving tribute to Steve Irwin. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick is a fiddler on the spoof. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

From our dusty cellars, making our peace with piece? It's the Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick has never wet himself, he always needs help. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

The Queen is dead, a star is born, and a comic is so far behind they appear to be in the lead. It's the Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick can do a wheelie but he doesn't feel like it right now. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Drinking away your hangover, listening to Chris Gaines on a bus back up the M1 to Dundalk. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick is selling two tickets to Garth Brooks. Genuine fans only. Call him. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Riverdance, 100 Gecs, and the shocking truth about deodorant. It's the Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick keeps his message alerts at full volume so everyone knows that he's super busy. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Lots of mic problems this week, fortunately though the actual content is also terrible. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! Neil Fitzpatrick is only pretending to be your friend. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.