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Have you ever seen your orthopedist on the subway? What do you do at The Cubby Hole alone? Do you want to move to NYC?  Paola talks dirty trains, panicked grocers, manspreaders, and of course, baby birdies.  It's a love letter to the best city a girl could dream of, and a little confession about the beginning of the end.  What does that mean?!!?  You're just gonna have to listen to find out.... Please SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND RATE wherever you get your podcasts! Paola is on Instagram @mmm_pao; share your ideas at thefailedpodcastproject@gmail.com.  She's begging for you to troll her. Cover Art by: Jasmine McAllister, @flatjasmine Photography by Jackie Abbott, @jma_photography Don't touch your face! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/paola-sanchez1/message

Are the classics ruined forever?  Is 4th of July cancelled?  Did you miss me?!  Paola confesses her first big podcast fail and talks disappeared bikes, childhood fears, innocence, what "Independence Day" should be, and more!   Please SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND RATE wherever you get your podcasts! Paola is on Instagram @mmm_pao; share your ideas at thefailedpodcastproject@gmail.com.  She's begging for you to troll her. Cover Art by: Jasmine McAllister, @flatjasmine Photography by Jackie Abbott, @jma_photography Don't touch your face! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/paola-sanchez1/message

How many apples do YOU eat a day?  Do you really want to live with your best friend?  Who named the small potatoes?!  Paola talks nibblers, routine, introduces a new fun segment called Bodily Functions, and so much more!  Plus she surprises her old friend with a phone call.  You're gonna love it.  Please SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND RATE wherever you get your podcasts! Paola is on Instagram @mmm_pao; share your ideas at thefailedpodcastproject@gmail.com.  She's begging for you to troll her. Cover Art by: Jasmine McAllister, @flatjasmine Photography by Jackie Abbott, @jma_photography Don't touch your face! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/paola-sanchez1/message

Anybody ever heard of white supremacy?  Is high school racist?  What is the grid?  WHAT IS THE CURE TO NOVEL CORONA?!  Paola talks solidarity in suburbia, her potential presidential run, the musculoskeletal system mystery, and so much more.  Plus, birthday girl Rae Mondo joins her to chat about the thought cloud that has been looming for her these past couple weeks!  Get in the mix! Please SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND RATE wherever you get your podcasts! Paola is on Instagram @mmm_pao; share your ideas at thefailedpodcastproject@gmail.com.  She's begging for you to troll her. Cover Art by: Jasmine McAllister, @flatjasmine Photography by Jackie Abbott, @jma_photography Don't touch your face! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/paola-sanchez1/message

#blacklivesmatter Please SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND RATE wherever you get your podcasts! Paola is on Instagram @mmm_pao; share your ideas at thefailedpodcastproject@gmail.com.  She's begging for you to troll her. Cover Art by: Jasmine McAllister, @flatjasmine Photography by Jackie Abbott, @jma_photography --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/paola-sanchez1/message

Do you dream of skin pockets?  And how the flippin heck are we going to emerge from quarantine?!  Paola talks torture devices, materialism, illegal underground clubs and more!  Plus, she offers you some advice on staying sane ending your self isolation.   Paola is no expert and has no scientific degrees, but she does have opinions!  Like a true American.  Don't touch your face! Please SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND RATE wherever you get your podcasts! Paola is on Instagram @mmm_pao; share your ideas at thefailedpodcastproject@gmail.com.  She's begging for you to troll her. Cover Art by: Jasmine McAllister, @flatjasmine Photography by Jackie Abbott, @jma_photography --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/paola-sanchez1/message

What are we even doing with this ding dang podcast?!  And who the heck is the girl behind the microphone/ ear camera?!  Paola talks a bit more about why this podcast exists, and then she shares secrets from her dark past in 2009 to reveal to you who ya'll are really dealing with.  It's all about walking your cats, internet trolling, wondering who John is and why orange juice was so important to him and Paola.... and more!  Please SUBSCRIBE, SHARE AND RATE wherever you get your podcasts!  Paola is on Instagram @mmm_pao; email the show at thefailedpodcastproject@gmail.com.   Cover Art by: Jasmine McAllister, @flatjasmine  Photography by Jackie Abbott, @jma_photography --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/paola-sanchez1/message

Previewing The Failed Podcast Project:   Paola Sanchez Abreu conducting a little experiment you never dreamed you'd be a part of!  Episode 1 premieres later this week.  Each episode, Paola will try something new to see what it takes to bring a podcast to failure or millionaire level success.  Join her on the ride to hopeful stardom! Cover Art by: Jasmine McAllister, @flatjasmine on Instagram --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/paola-sanchez1/message