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Well the sperts are back and more jolly than ever! As we get closer and closer to the big day, tune in to this episode to hear us discuss gift swap games, Christmas break, Christmas movies, Home Alone quotes, and how to use Christmas as an opportunity to have "The Talk" with your kids! It's a jam packed, somewhat insane episode, enjoy and Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!

We're into the holiday season so it's time to start talking all things Yuletide! Christmas shopping, trimming the tree, Santa coming down the chimney, and who knows what else! Tune in to hear Stephanie and Dan chat with Uncle George about all the Christmas stuff!

Well, 2020 has made it impossible for most of us to do the typical family holiday gatherings, so listen in as Stephanie and Dan reminisce about holidays past, the good, the bad and the ugly of both hosting holiday gatherings and going to other family's houses for those gatherings, with a whole smattering of holiday content, but loosely focused on this specific topic of getting together for the holidays, we hope we're able to help you find some holiday cheer!

We're back, and we just got done with our marathon of Parent Teacher Conferences! Tune in to hear how we deal with judgment, the awkwardness, and the joys of your kids' teachers telling you how rotten your spawn are in the classroom!

Well, friends, the election has finally come and we recorded this episode in the middle of the results coming in, so we don't even know who ended up winning, but we've got lots of opinions! In our most political episode yet, we talk about how to brainwash your kids into agreeing with your political views and possibly how to make a molotov cocktail (definitely not how to make a molotov cocktail)! If you've survived election night, if any of us have, we hope you enjoy this episode!

In this episode, we're bringing you all kinds of Halloween goodness, from Satanic Panic, Trick or treating, decorating the house, costumes, candy and most importantly we discuss the word spoopy and how it sounds like maybe it has to do with poop, which, as a parent, is a very scary prospect! Another installment of Ask the Experts and everything, enjoy!

In this episode we talk about how fun it is to deal with sickness as parents, the joys of having sick kids, of trying to get well when we're sick, of dividing up responsibilities between us when we're sick, puke, snot, fevers, coughs, and all the other awesome stuff that comes with colds and flus! Also, we have an amazing cover of our song to share with you! And if that weren't enough, we even have a new segment with a new jingle! Hope that you like it, hope you don't hate it, enjoy!

We just had our anniversary, and after months of preparation and planning, we were able to have 12 hours alone without our kids. We explain how we were able to pull it off, and why it's so important to get away from your kids every once in a while!

You've all done this, you know what a nightmare it is, how the kids won't smile and the clothes require a second mortgage, but we do it anyway, every goddamn year, listen in as The Experts discuss family photos!

This week we're joined by one of our very best friends, Rebbecca, to talk about age gaps. She knows a bit about this since she has a couple teenagers and then took a seven year break before deciding to have one more! We talk about what it's like to see the light at the end of the tunnel of parenting, only to be dragged back to the beginning, like some evil game of Chutes and Ladders, about how similar babies and teenagers really are in their behavior, and a bunch more fun parenting stuff when you fall into the gap!

In this episode we deal with the exhausting, time consuming money pit known as youth sports and activities! We are joined by our first ever guest, Uncle George, who has some experience in this regard as well, having put his boys into a few different activities and even trying his hand at assistant coaching from time to time!

We have two kids in middle school and one more getting ready to start, it's the worst, listen in to find out why!

We just screened our fifth kid into Kindergarten. Tune in to learn the in's and out's and all the ways that you failed your five year old when they don't know their own last name at their kindergarten screening!

In our first "Back to School" episode, we're talking about that bank draining, soul crushing, mutiny inducing yearly tradition known as school shopping! We also reminisce about the cool shit we bought when we were the kids dragging our parents school shopping for us! Also, the introduction of the "kidterruption!" where we can't even have an hour alone to record this podcast without someone needing something from us! Enjoy and as you hit the stores, online or in person, may the odds be ever in your favor! 

Well, here it is, in all its glory, the first ever episode of The Experts Premier Parenting Podcast! In this episode we give you some background on ourselves and tell the story of how we met!