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Hello, we’re back as part of our sporadic DREAMS SERIES. This time, we analyse a dream about BEING A PA, and not being happy with your lot. What does it mean?? This was recorded about 4 weeks prior, and then time got on top of me, and then I SNAPPED MY ACHILLES TENDON so forgive the delay. Tweet us, as always @expertspod

Hello! In the next episode in this erratic posting schedule we - The Experts (@antcule and @jjcule) - unpick a weird dream about walking through a bog and really get to the nub of it. Of it all. Tweet us @ExpertsPod and keep your eyes peeled for the dream submission form so you can send us your dreams!

The Experts return (that’s Anthony and Juliette Cule - siblings bless’d with expertise) for the second episode of their dream season! By the spin of a wheel they analyse a dream submitted to them, and it takes them down some mighty tangents. They discuss stressful dreaming, dreams of incompetence, and the thorny issue of whether we should all be in school forever. Tweet them at @ExpertsPod or look them up on Instagram or WHATEVER

We’re back! And now we’re turning the laser focus of our sibling expertise on to the dreams of the nation. It’s been a wild old time of late, and it has made us all have crazy dreams. We’re here to analyse them for you. If you like, you can send us a dream @ExpertsPod on Twitter. There you’ll find a form for the sending of dreams. Bye!

Welcome back! This is a fortnightly thing now for those keeping track. I won’t always be doing Greenwich Museums, I promise. This episode I (Ant - @antok87 on Instagram) visit the Old Royal Naval College in the Royal Borough of Greenwich. And I had a merry old time, as you’ll hear. I learnt a lot and have transcribed that wisdom into the form of this podcast, which if you like it tell your friends. Tweet as always @ExpertsPod THANKS BYE

Hello! Welcome back! The Experts has now been co-opted into the Museum Tuesday family, and will play host to the #MuseumTuesday Podcast. This is veeeeeeery much an experiment right now. So uh. We’ll see how it goes. Do tweet your thoughts to @expertspod and I’ll try and make it better.

Hello listener!!!!!!!!! We (Experts, the) are back again and this time we’re talking about those saviours of our bodies - Doctors. Are GPs the only kind of doctor? Does the veneration of doctors lead to a more medicalising society? What would we be doctors of? All important questions. All (kind of) answered! Tweet us please @ExpertsPod

Welcome again to the hollow nook of Expertise known as Expert’s Hollow Nook; also, The Experts. This week we are joined (deliberately!!!!!) by Ross, and we share all there possibly is to share about fax machines. Who is the biggest purchaser of fax machines? Aren’t they obsolete? What was it like in the 80s with a fax machine on every corner? As ever, please pop us a fax (tweet) @ExpertsPod

Hello Experteers - happy Wednesday! We're back with a brand new chat about that most topical of topics - Humidity. Why does living by the sea make you more humid? What does a dehumidifier do for you? How does humidity affect the Experts' hair? Will there ever be an episode recorded without an interruption from Ross??? Tweet us @ExpertsPod as ALWAYS

Hello! After a brief and unplanned hiatus, the Experts are back! And this time, they’re talking about pie. Squash pies, soggy bottoms, lidded pies, you name it we talk about it - as long as “it” is pies. Give us a little tweet when you’re done @ExpertsPod

Hello Experteers! Welcome again to a new episode in which the two intrepid Expert siblings discuss and share their expertise on the very concept of Home. What is Home? Where is Home? Why is Home? Also, Ant's little empassioned speechlet about homelessness seems to have broken the recording. Sorry about that. Enjoy! And as ever tweet us @ExpertsPod

Happy Sunday to all! In this week’s episode Juliette is in mourning for her lost Sharpies, and the Experts discuss Window Shopping: does it exist anymore? Is there still value in the high street? What even is it? Enjoy and tweet us @ExpertsPod if u like!

New year, new us, same level of expertise from The Experts! Welcome to the first episode of 2019! The random topic generator throws us a lovely humdinger of a topic to kick us off - that of the employment search. We discuss how that needs a shake up, what work adds to your life, and what it takes away. Huzzah! As ever do tweet us @ExpertsPod and also tell a friend if you can bear to.

Happy festive period dear listener! On this festive special the experts record LIVE in Ant’s kitchen, and discuss not one but FOUR FESTIVE TOPICS!! So buckle in to your sleighs, give your elves their Yuletide bonuses, grab a mince pie or two and listen in! Thank you for joining us this year, and see you in the new one!

Welcome back dear friends! The Experts this week sneeze, talk of the wonders of electricity, the all-healing powers of keeping your teeth clean, and their deep mistrust of mouth doctors. Tweet us as ever @ExpertsPod

The Random Topic Generator send us on another philosophical question quest - we ask “Is the RTG feeling alright?” We answer the question it posed with the utmost expertise, of course, and we discuss various countries across the world. Plus! We reveal the accent we might have had had things been different! Tweet us @ExpertsPod please!

The Expert Siblings Ant and Jul are joined for this immensely reflective subject from their random topic generator by none other than their very own Mum!!! They discuss Legoland, People they love and minced beef. Enjoy!

Finally!!! The long-promised Spam episode! Once thought lost, now restored - The Experts Cule tackle that philosophical conundrum, Spam spam meat in a can. What is it? Why is it? Spam.

We back! We back! After technical hitches (or Elon Musk) denied you an episode last week, your local sibling experts are back, and they’ve brought a guest! With the help of Ross they tackle College Majors, American Universities and Juliette’s sporting achievements.

Surprise!! A new episode for the weekend!! This week your two favourite, qualified experts discuss the slippery topic of innovation: you'll hear about the great innovations of the world, the great innovations of the experts, and about Ant's toaster problem. Tweet us @ExpertsPod dude!