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Sure we abandoned the commentary angle, and sure this episode is only six minutes long, but the quality of content? Well the jury's out on that too. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The death knell tolls, and we finally bury the beast known as The Even Worse Idea of All Time Season 2.Here's a bumper episode featuring discussion of both Breaking Dawn Part 1 AND 2. I think originally the plan might have been to have Part 1 be its own episode? But then that would be 53 episodes, and let's not eke this out any longer than we already have. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the one where the wheels come off, and our planned day of commentaries comes to a swift end. Audio is absolutely punishing here - what's new?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's that? You thought we'd abandoned this project? As if! Here's a little tip for any prospective podcasters out there: SCARCITY is the NAME of the GAME. You don't want to leave your audience too fat and satisfied. Leave them wanting more. It's been nearly a year to the day since our last episode dropped, and guess what? Demand has never been higher. Alisdair had to leave the country because he was being hounded by fans on a daily basis. Not to say that we don't appreciate you - you're the blimmin' lifeblood of the industry - but the poor wee guy just couldn't take it. He's at a wellness retreat in Santa Barbara right now just trying to put himself back together after he saw the sheer volume of Wattpad stories written about him.Anyway, some housekeeping: audio goes to shit in the last 10, but honestly props to you if you get that far. Cheers to the Twilight cast and crew for stopping by for this one. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If Jamie edited this episode the admin bits at the beginning wouldn't be in it. It's me, Oliver. I'm actually good at editing, it just takes me four times as long as Jamie. But the failure to edit here is because I'm not even trying. We recorded this like a month ago and I think I called Helen my sister and then didn't clarify that she's not my sister. She's not my sister. There's actually another episode in the can right now if you don't like this one, the only catch is that it's one of the worst things we've done.  Kia kaha! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"You must never listen to this" - Werner Herzog, regarding the podcast The Even Worse Idea of All Time. Thanks mate! We talk about fashion a lot in this one because Alisdair in addition to being a real foodie is now a total fashionista. A lot of strings to his bow, but I'd like to see him reach inside his quiver and find happiness/contentment/common decency.  A real effed up guy, if you'll pardon my French.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look I know what you're gonna say but GET OF MY BACK! I'M TRYING MY BEST! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're so close to the end but so blimmin' past it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big shoutout to Andy B from Houston for throwing us a bloody boooooone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Director Bill Condon, Author Stephenie Meyer and actor Robert Pattinson jump on mic to discuss the entire film. The ENTIRE. film. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hmmmmmmmmmm don't know about all this! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keep an eye out for the next Disney Channel Original Movie starring Denzel Washington as a Ronald McDonald/Grimace hybrid dentist football coach? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EDITORS NOTE: I would just like to point out that this episode is late to arrive because I (Jamie) was waiting on a certain someone (Oliver) to send me their audio recording a couple of days after we did the podcast. Then I extended the lateness because the last thing I felt like doing between watches of Breaking Dawn was sit down and listen to us two talk about Breaking Dawn! My sincere apologies - hopefully our discussion of Year 11 drama will make up for our tardiness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look we've ALL got different opinions when it comes to fish! I'll live and die by those words. But something I think we can all agree on is that Tuna? Well it's the chicken of the sea. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you thought technology was crazy when they made a holographic Tupac - strap in! Listen in astonishment as a virtual Alisdair is created before your very ears! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, Jamie and Oliver recorded separately, despite being in the same city and being freely available. SOMETIMES IT'S ALL JUST TOO MUCH OKAY? GET OFF MY BACK, CHRIST!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

God bless us, every one! (Vampires and werewolves only).Thanks to all that have listened in 2020, Meri Kirihimete - we'll see you in 2021! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

HOW DID THAT JAZZ HANDS GUY GET BACK THERE?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Over two weeks late, here come the boys! With Oliver off the market, we now turn to Alisdair to crank up the charm and sex appeal. He's done a bang up job on his first day by inviting me (Jamie) to smell the inside of his polar fleece that is drenched in sweat!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The vibe we want you to have for this episode is that you've just had a night time bath, you've put some clean pajamas on and hopped into a bed with some fresh sheets. The heat from the bath is radiating from your skin. Hey, maybe you've got a nice little hot drink at hand? Your parent has just tucked you in and you're gonna simmer down with a soothing ep from the fellas before it's off to the land of nod! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.