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It's the end of the world as we we know it as The Equelizers welcome back The Evengers and The Evengers face off against their most cunning foe yet. Canada! This Week has it all! Thrills, Chills, and Tink!   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"   You can find Jackson's other work at A Study in Granada wherever you get your podcasts and @in_granada on twitter!   You can find Kiley on TikTok @ki.writes!   You can also find all of Daniel's work on his website The Apodcalypse

This time the EquelHIVEers are all BEESness as they sit down to find a plot that is intereSTING enough for a sequel to the 1998 spy action film The Avengers....there are bees in it.

This week's cocktail is one-part X-treme T-shirt, two parts shellfish allergy, with a twist of lemon tart love. Drink up and get charmed as we return to everyone's "favorite" neighborhood to fall head over heels in, Notting Hill (1999). Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison R Jones Edited by Madison R Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

CW: Death, Grief We're technically whimsical as we crack the codes and escape...grief? This week has it all: Madison blames Inception, Moon Logic, and Mrs Baloney's... well you'll hear it.   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

We end up being not the hero Las Vegas, NV wants but the hero Las Vegas, NV deserves this week as we go on a field trip to conjure up the sequel to Magic Camp (2020) starring Adam DeVine...or is it Adam Levine? No way to know for sure.    Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Madison Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

The Equelizers take to that most wretched hive of villainy: New York with The Shadow Beyond! This week has it all: Tim Curry's Jimmy Buffett, more "Inverted" games, and Madison forgets what medium our show is!   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

CW: Sex, porn, drugs, suicide.   They were so busy figuring out if they COULD do it, that they never took the moment to think if they SHOULD do it. Cue the cocaine fields and robot lube because the Equelizers go post-apocalyptic this week in a sequel to Boogie Nights (1997). We are sorry in advance for the Diggler.   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison R Jones Edited by Madison R Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"    

Move over Carbon, there's a new element on the table and it's Death! This week the Quibi Curse comes for Mike!   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

Barbie is dead and there is only one detective to find out what really happened to the Robert's family during their summer vacay. Dolphin magic may be powerful, but not as powerful as...THE TRUTH. Join us this week for Madison's high-tech pitch for the sequel to the nauseating shovelware film Barbie Dolphin Magic.   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Madison R Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

The Equelizers are up the river without a paddle this week as they have Nero idea what they're getting themselves into with Riverworld 2: God Dam It! This week has it all: The Riverworld Diet, An ancient bit rears it's moist head, and The River Christ is born to us this day!   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"  

Get your ancient symbols in a line and step with us through the gate to the warptacular sequel to Stargate (1994). As suggested by friend of the show Chelce Carter in last week's episode, the Equelizers wade deep into the dead waters of capitalism's past *gasp* I hope we don't see a ghost! Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Madison Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'" You can find Chelce on Twitter at @MrsCarterOfMars    

So here's the thing, here's the thing. In my house? The Equelizers are joined by special guest Chelce Carter to steal back the glamor of Artemis Fowl! This week has it all: METAPHORS!, we're hacks, and one of us is an Opal Koboi apologist! You'll have to listen to almost the whole thing to find out who!   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'" You can find Chelce on Twitter at @MrsCarterOfMars

Prepare to woo your sweetheart as The Equelizers hide in the bushes and whisper advice as they dig into 2000's The Little Vampire! This week has it all: The role Lipnicki was destined to play, phonems, and a blast of 1980's slang!   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"  

Oh wow! The Equelizers nailed down a pitch in under an hour. Oh wow! Thanks to our guest Art last week, the Equelizers were tasked with getting back into the cage with Cage to come up with a sequel to the semi-biopic Lord of War (2005). This week has it all! Everquest Online, crush bone belts, and the Equelizers record for finalizing a pitch.   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Madison Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

Just when The Equelizers thought they'd put Christmas behind them, enemy of the podcast Art Cooper pulls them back into the holiday season again...and again...and again...it's a time loop joke. This week has it all: Art's three straight marriages, a senator's teenage dog, and just some light Eco-terrorism this time!   You can find Art's other work at: Alphabet Flight Creepy Critters Over Innsmouth   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

CW: Suicide, addiction, murder, death, drug use, regret. Due to the topic of grief that this film franchise heavily covers, we mention and discuss harder topics that happen in both the films we watched and the film we pitch. This week, the Equelizers join Elliot Page, Kiefer Sutherland, and John Boyega in THE BEYOND with their requel prequel to the Flatliners franchise in a turn of the century take that not even the most heightened medium could have fortold. We are looking at you, Patricia Arquette.  Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Madison R Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

♫Well now Freakquels, just lend an ear For you're now about to hear The Last Ride of Cat Ballou It's a podcast episode that's newly made And Madison "Liquids"Jones And the Tomater Kid are going to describe it for you Cat Ballou, Cat Ballou The Last Ride of Cat Ball-ou-ou-ou♫ Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Madison R Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"  

A new year means new chances as The Equelizers throw out the sequels to The Matrix and bring their own philosophy to the table. What is the sound of one hand falling in the forest if no one's around to hear it? This week has it all: Madison's full Muppets cast, The Matrix: The Musical, and a new game! Articles tackling The Wachowski's prevous Racism controversys Hollywood’s whitewashed version of anime never sells The Problem With Sense8 An Open Letter to Trans Communities and our Co-Conspirators ‘Cloud Atlas’ and the Use of ‘Yellowface’, is It Okay? Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

Sorry for the delay on this one, Freakquels. Our strings got pulled in ten different directions by the holidays and sudden day-job changes, but we are happy to bring you our last episode of 2021! This week Madison and Mike go head-to-head as they each do their best to deck the Hallmarks with their sequels to the puppet-packed Xmas snore that is Holly Star (2018). To judge this final head to head of the year is our frequent guest and sometimes kidnapped friend Jackson Eflin.   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison R Jones Edited by Madison R Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"

We wrap up Christmas in Space with the Brazilian gem Just Another Christmas...in space! This week has it all, More Tom Hanks, we meet Gargalax's wife and children, and the return of Madison Claus!   Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"