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A humorous and raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. How trannies have ruined civilization, why I don’t want Peyton Manning to run for office, why Colin Kaepernick got me back into the NFL, Kathy Griffin can go eat a bag of dick, why Chrissy Teigen seems healthy to me, why I am disappointed in Greg Gianforte, what I wanted to hear out of Comey, Peter Popoff-WTF, what happened to men, I need a nothing burger with fries, why vagina beer will never make it and why I am sick of convenience store workers.

A humorous and raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. Introducing my new YouTube series: Stabbin Cabin, how all of this winning is making celebrities ill, why liberals should move to Trappist-1, ‘Make Vince Young Again’, why kicking a tranny in the nuts should be a legal wrestling move, why Tim Tebow has given up on vaginas, Mama June & Not to Not, why Kim Kardashian’s new sex tape shouldn’t involve chewing gum, Britney Spears’s umbrella is up for auction, why Ashley Judd’s favorite song is Why Not Me, how witches could screw up a presidency, why Zyppah made my annoying commercials list, why are there flesh eating insects in Popeye’s chicken, why it is ok to give lap dances in nursing homes, Some McDork put a ring on a Chicken McNugget, why targets are racist, why sex toys shouldn’t sync to your phone, and why illegal aliens make better workers.

A humorous and raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. Give me some oxygen-this winning is killing me, an introduction into the El Dookie Negro Outreach Program, an overview of the inauguration, why Johnny Manziel shouldn’t give Twitter advice, Why Ronda Rousey needs to pick a fight she can win, Madonna can’t blow Hillary supporters much less blow up the White House, at least Ashley Judd’s fat sister has a skill, why lesbians find Keith Olbermann sexy, why I hope Shia Lebouf is a vegetarian, why Joss Wheedon’s wife looks like a goblin-faced tranny, there is a new sheriff in town and a new webmaster, what an all feminist world would look like, #CALEXIT already, KARS4KIDS, alternative places to take a piss in a San Diego high school, why the next battlefield in the war on drugs will be on a McDonalds’ playground, Why trannies should stay out of the Greek system, why my rib-eye tasted fruity, why the AM’s/PM’s are off on the Doomsday Clock, why I don’t care what music my dog wants to listen to, and how I keep getting bait and switched when I order junk online.

A humorous and raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. My hiatus is over, midgets are taking over mainstream television, Ringling Brothers Circus is going out of business, the NYE shows were a disaster, new career choices for Ronda Rousey, Johnny Manziel’s new business opportunity, Rosie O’Donnell is still a fat slob, how Megyn Kelly could be the most hated woman in America, I Will Survive, Madonna’s Instagram bush, why Steve Harvey will ruin the inner-city, Christina El Moussa is banging everybody, the Obama’s dog is racist, why Hillary can spoil the Inauguration, Trump’s golden showers, British men have lost it, the new COVERBOI, what ever happened to Alexandria Vera, why you don’t need hiking boots, what is Trump Cock, and why gofundme sucks!

A review of the first season of The El Dookie Show. A humorous and raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them.

A humorous and raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. I’m still sick of winning, why are so many wrestlers making the news, what the Hell is a Wahoo, why Joy Behar is still clinically retarded, what is Kanye doing at Trump Tower, what’s Bill Murray doing at the Oval Office, why did the Russians hack Lindsey Graham’s Grindr account, where is Hillary, Pamela Taylor got her job back, what’s up with Yasmin Seweid’s scalp, a real-life Willy Wonka story, why Wal-Mart is racist, and why California should secede.

A raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. I’m still sick of winning, why Anthony Weiner should be pardoned instead of Bowe Bergdahl, Colin Kaepernick’s quarterback rating sucks more than NFL ratings, why Madonna isn’t having sex, Amy Schumer could be a White Trash Barbie, why Jill Stein is killing our environment with graffiti, why to set up cameras in your unoccupied apartment, why not to take your pet to a court appearance, how to swing a referendum vote in Italy, why you should shave your pubis regardless of science, why Tom Ford is a pansexual fruitcake, why I am sick of old people but they can still kick ass.

A raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. I’m already getting sick of winning, what book was Keith Lamont Scott reading, why Colin Kaepernick doesn’t need a helmet, why the A&M bonfire should have fallen on Johnny Manziel, why Luke Shittalker should go back to Tatooine, Rosie O’Donnell’s new nickname, why Josh Earnest isn’t getting any from his wife, how I solved California’s energy crisis, why Santa must stay white, and how to keep idiots from burning the flag.

A raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. Job options for Stan Van Gundy, why Pete Davidson in on SNL, Gigi Hadid is a Palestinian terrorist, why Kanye West is so upset, why Obama should criticize Trump, why I want to be arrested by someone that speaks English, why I cried during a Brooke Baldwin clip, why nachos should not be bartered for sex, why a 20-year-old should keep his foreskin, how to get McFucked at McDonalds, and why Hollywood should quit with the progressive ideas in movies.

A raunchy look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. How to take care of protesters, why Gregg Popovich is going to be waiting tables, why teams that boycott Trump Hotels should get bed bugs, how dare someone compare Michelle Obama to an ape, why is Jesse Jackson asking for Hillary’s pardon, why Benjamin Netanyahu can finally sleep at night, why Sherriff David Clarke is tough, why is Lena Dunham even relevant, why I should be a chapter advisor for a sorority, new classes at Kent State, how to get rid of a chopstick stuck in your dick, why drones cause marital problems, how WIFI is taking over sex, and why fast food workers should be replaced by kiosks.

A humorous look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. We have a new President, we still hate Colin Kaepernick, Roger Goodell has ruined the NFL, the media should commit suicide, celebrities should start packing, some conservatives need to hit the road, a sex park you can’t even fuck in, Russel Brand needs to shut the fuck up, and lottery tickets drive me nuts!

A humorous look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. How a dildo ended up on a football field, Cubs win the World Series, how Anthony Weiner saved The United States, the menu from Trump Café, Sid Millers twatty tweet, Hillary stinks, Danney Williams and the blue dress, what I am wearing to a University of Texas Halloween party, why a rapist won’t even rape Lena Dunham, an atomic fart leveled a Tokyo hospital, how an attorney choked his own chicken, how legal prostitution can stop the ecosexuals, and WTF is a squatty potty.

A humorous look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. Why I won’t vote for those who won’t vote for Trump, why we should take a knee instead of signing checks for those who take a knee, Why Sheila Jackson Lee is a Wikimoron, How Donald Trump screwed up a pornstar 4-way, Why Hillary should stop pandering to midgets, why college student should make everybody else go to counseling, why can’t illegal immigrants get a concussion and then speak English when they wake up, Why Orlando has the shittiest cops in America, why Saudi Arabia won’t let females drive, why a virgin isn’t worth $400,000, why I want to chop down a tree with a grandma in it, and why I am finally done with Fox News!

A humorous look at this week’s top news stories and the idiots that made them. A morning at Waffle House, Connor Brewer should play football by himself, Curt Schilling should throttle Elizabeth Warren, Brent Jones owns Colin Kaepernick, Josh Earnest snorts fart bubbles, why Hillary Clinton won’t shop at Ikea, why I never want to see these two in another debate, why Danny William’s DNA test is screwed, why I can’t make fun of Shepard Smith anymore, why Geno’s Steaks should have menus in 6,500 languages, how does a DNC shitmobile get away with dumping raw sewage in a parking lot, why Madonna should get a train run on her mouth, and why this entire thing is rigged.

This week's review of the idiots making the news. Justin Verlander has no spine, Ruth Bader Ginsburg comments on Colin Kaepernick, Tim Tebow saves another life, a review of Trump's female distractors, who the Hell is Kenneth Bone, and a lady loses her vibrator .

A special episode on why our mancards are at risk and our First Amendment is at stake! An in depth look at the Trump fiasco, why Billy Bush is a pussy, what's Nancy O'Dell's sleep number, who made John McCain 'Captain Morality', and why fat ladies with cats are voting for Hillary! And don't forget Obama talking about ribs and pussy! It is all on the line!

This week's review of the idiots making the news. Trump's taxes, Gary Johnson's health, The VP Debate, Julian Assange's flop, Barbara Bush taking selfies with a terrorist, basement dwellers and baristas, Bill's other son Danny, Kim Kardashian tied up (not in a good way), Florida millionaire incest, father of the decade Justin Harris, and Ambassador Jamie Foxx.

A look into this week's biggest idiots: Colin Kaepernick, Hillary Clinton, Howard Dean, Gary Johnson, Madonna, Katy Perry, Jim Carrey and Clock Boy. With commentary on midgets, sexism, racism, islamophobics, and feminists.

A recap of this weeks top idiots and stories: narratives, Roger Goodell, Steve Clevenger, George Bush, Anthony Weiner, Charlie Crist, Gary Johnson, border cannons, Louis Farrakhan, Bangelina, Keith Lamont Scott, Ramapo College, and black lives matter.

A weekly review of the idiots making this week's news. Kevin Harlan, Hillary Clinton and the Deplorables, driverless Ubers, Nelly, foot and mouth disease, and tampons at Brown University.