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The party of mostly-Emond's-Fielders finally reaches the titular Eye of the World. They meet a very nice and very green man, then they meet a couple of very not-nice Forsaken. Then it's finally time for Rand and Ba'alzamon to settle their theological debate (with swords). Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

With time growing short, the party turns to the Ways to reach the Eye of the World in time. The Ways are quite nice, if you like pitch blackness and gibbering madness creatures hounding you to death. They do make it to Fal Dara, where they find out just exactly who this Lan guy is. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Moiraine and Lan (and Nynaeve!) rescue Perrin and Egwene from the Whitecloaks. Rand draws the attention of a princess, a prince, a queen, an Aes Sedai, a general, a soldier, and a beggar. That's how Two Rivers folk lie low. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Rand and Mat hitchhike to Caemlyn, and are accosted by darkfriends at almost every stop. It's enough to make a man suspicious. They do make it to Caemlyn, where Thom's name opens some doors for them (and slams shut others). Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Perrin and Egwene are chased by some bad birds, and find refuge in a stedding. Their rest doesn't last long, as some Children of the Light arrive and inspire Perrin to turn some white cloaks red. Then Rand and Mat walk themselves into a trap and only escape via some lucky lightning. Bonus: artist's rendition of Elyas Machera, Long Tooth. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Egwene and Perrin spend some time absorbing immaculate vibes with the Tuatha'an while Rand, Mat, and Thom hasten south on a rivership. When the river crew reaches Whitebridge, things take a turn for the tragic, and Rand and Mat continue on with a lot less glee, man. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

In the cursed city of Shadar Logoth, the party's cozy camp is disrupted by Trollocs and a thing that eats Trollocs for fun. Some end up on a boat, some end up traveling with a wolf pack, and some are just trying to catch up. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Rand and Mat get up to zany hijinks in Baerlon, if you consider antagonizing the Whitecloaks zany. Then their party must flee the town for (mostly) unrelated reasons. They end up in an even bigger, and much more evil city: Shadar Logoth. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Rand, Mat, and Perrin (and Egwene and Thom) flee from trouble to trouble, pursued by ever-more-terrifying monsters. They make it across the river and to the "city" of Baerlon, where surely they'll be safe. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Rand and Tam head back to the farm to make themselves a stew, when a band of uninvited Trollocs show up and try to stew them instead. They escape back to town where Moiraine and Lan have spent the night making crispy Trolloc fritters. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

We start on the next Wheel of Time book, which turns out to be The Eye of the World, because time is a big thing that goes around. Rand and his best buds are all ready for a really swell holiday season, but a band of visiting Shadowspawn have other plans. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Moiraine and Lan travel together grudgingly to Chachin, where they exit each other's company as quickly as possible. They find themselves tangled up with either end of a dark plot and their only hope is to meet in the middle. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Moiraine enjoys being a full Aes Sedai, but then she has to flee Tar Valon before she gets enthroned. Lan returns to the borderlands and finds both physical and political peril waiting for him. They finally meet, and one of them ends up in the drink. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

As the search for the Dragon Reborn continues without Moiraine or Siuan's involvement. They're busy studying for their Aes Sedai final exam, which involve a lot more nudity than one might expect. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Young Moiraine and Siuan are studying hard for their final Aes Sedai certification, but they keep getting distracted by the Aiel War, Elaida's harassment, and the dark prophecy that threatens to destroy their world. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

The Battle concludes, with Rand, Mat, and Perrin cleaning house of various malefactors. The Dark One issue is settled. For good? Nope, because time is like a big round thing that turns. We finally finish the main series. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Egwene's incredible sacrifice inspires Rand. Mat's battle strategy pays off after the forces of Light get a little lucky. It helps that a loophole in the rules lets Olver summon the Heroes of Legend to help. The Dark One is running out of Forsaken after Aviendha, Lan, Talmanes (!), and Egwene have trimmed their head count a bit. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0  

In the Battle, Mat's counterstrike depends on Fortuona deciding to come to the rescue. They could really use that Horn but it seems like it's about to be eaten by Trollocs. Egwene isn't waiting around, though; she decides it's time to clean up this "M'Hael"/Balefire problem for good. Lan draws the curtains on the Demandred show. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Mat's battle plan is baffling everybody, hopefully in a good way. Rand and the Dark One continue their debate. Demandred is on top of the world, since he's winning the battle and he still has time to sword-fight the Andoran nobles who keep wandering in. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0

Mat's Last Battle plan has achieved the "so crazy" part but he's still working on the "it just might work" part. Rand and the Dark One weave the fabric of reality in their duel to determine the future. Gawyn discovers why nobody tried just running up and stabbing Demandred before. Your hosts are Jeff Lake, Micah Sparkman, and Alice Sullivan. Support us at armadillo.club! Music: Treasures of Ancient Dungeon by Alexandr Zhelanov, licensed under CC-BY 3.0