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It's been a year and one day, and we're finally back.  A little rusty but still the same group of guys we were a year ago.  A little older, no wiser, and with stories to tell. I'm not going to write a whole long thing about what this episode is about, just download it and get back together with us. We're drinking Lagunitas Citrusinensis if you want to drink along. And we're watching Giantess Swallowing videos if you want to play along with that also. Salud!

It's been a month since the last show, but the Diaz boys are back from New Orleans with tales to tell.  We drink New Belgium's Whizbang, a 5.7 abv Hoppy Blonde Ale, which we give 4 thumbs up for it's approachability and easy finish.  Delicious. We wrap up the Steven Jones Murder trial (for now), eat Mexican Candy, make some announcements, ponder the ukulele and blather on quite a bit about New Orleans. Listen to the very end for a very special promo from our friends at Cartoon Casual.   Salud!

An Early Sunday Morning show, right after we had McDonald's breakfast sandwiches and bloody beers and beermosas. Jury Duty, the Steven Jones murder trial, middle names, porn music videos, Cock Hero and the Podcast Band. Enjoy, and Salud!

99 Luftballoons, 99 Bananas, 99 Schillings (if you believe Richard)... And Top 10s! Here it is, our annual March Madness episode and instead of breaking it down bracket tournament style (frankly, we're getting a little sick of that format, we gotta let it rest for a while) we present our individual top 10 list of our favorite beers of all time! For a podcast that claims (at least half-heartedly) to be a beer podcast, it's not often the focus of an entire episode.  We're happy to finally getting around to it, and though there a little arguing back and forth, we're pretty happy with what we ended up with. Just a warning, it's a longish show and by the end we were pretty hammered, so the final third has a lot of drunken love being thrown about.  Love for Kingman, love for The Rivals and love for Black Bridge Brewery. Salud!  

If you've been listening to the show lately, you know we've been performing a radio play, a book on tape version of Longarm.  It's an adult semi-romance western series I used to read as a kid when I could steal them from my dad's hiding place in the shed. I've been sticking them at the end of regular podcasts, but I've come to realize that's not convenient if someone wants to hear the story by itself. Every Longarm episode from now on will be released by itself, and to kick it off here are the first 3 episodes all together! Enjoy, old son.  

In which we drink Pete LaFass, a heavily smoked Strong Scotch Ale from Black Bridge Brewery, talk about our recent Vegas trip, introduce Eric Wong's new segment and discuss Chinese New Years and play a game of CraftBeer Sandiego. Oh, and Longarm Episode 3.  We know thats what you really came for.

In which we drink Black Bridge Brewery's No Pricks Allowed, Lagunitas' 12th of Never Ale and celebrate Chinese New Year.  We speak to Prime Minister Theresa May and how SHE is going to make America Great Again and we play a rousing game of Where in the World is Craftbeer Sandiego. At the end of the show - Longarm Episode #2. Salud!

Welcome to 2017! We have a lot of great things in store for this, our 7th year of podcasting . . . new people, new segments, and of course new beers. We start off with a new taste, the New Belgium Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ale.  Sounds disgusting, but we were pleasantly surprised by just how good it really was.  Buy one, we highly recommend it. During the show we recap 2016 and what it was most known for - celebrity deaths.  There's a quiz testing the guys and what they really know about who died and when. We tease some new segments coming up in the near future, including "Podcaster in David Diaz's Car" and "Longarm" If you listen to the very end of the show, there is a short (6 minutes or so) radio drama that is basically a book on tape of an old western romance novel.  We plan to do this more in depth and with more (ahem) vocal talent next time.  Consider this a mere test.  We just wanted to give it a quick shot just to see how it worked out.  We're only sharing to give you a little taste of what will be a bigger, better thing...and maybe give you a little peek behind the curtain no matter how shaky and unpolished this first attempt may be.   So enjoy and Salud!

Do you want to know what IMDB stands for? Do you want to know if Chocolate Porter drank immediately with Pineapple IPA tastes like chocolate pineapple? Do you want to hear more about the Legend of Sancho Claus? If you answered yes to any of these questions, or if you just want to hear some Ask Dick, download and listen to this episode.  It's Christmasy, it's fun and it's got more Eric Wong in it.  (Maybe the Producer is back also) Salud!   P.S.  If you have some extra time to kill over the holidays, why not open Netflix and add to your list and binge watch it.  It's only 25 episodes and you'll wish there were more.  It's absolutely wonderful and we couldn't recommend it more.  

We're imbibing BridgePort Brewing's Kingpin Double Red Ale for this, our Thanksgiving episode.   The show kicks off with a salute to our favorite bartender from our favorite movie (Three Amigos), a guy you hear at the beginning of every podcast with his trademark, "Enjoy yourselves, just try not to get into too much trouble, ok? Haha" - Mr. Fred Asparagus, or as our neighbors to the south call him, Alfredo Asparagus. We talk movies that scared us as a kid, we share our wishes for changes to make this world a better place and we mix and eat Kracie Candy's Sushi in a Box!  All this before the first break! There's some WTF Is It and a little Thanksgiving trivia thrown in for good measure. Enjoy the show and know that we at the Double D Podcast are indeed thankful for each and every on of you.   Salud!

Recorded live Tuesday November 8th, 2016, just after the polls closed, we listen to the election results coming in from each district as they report in and offer our unique political commentary . . .   Ok, no we don't.  We call it our Erection Special and that's exactly what it is.  We ignore the election, (for the most part) and give you a metric shit ton of what we're known for and frankly what we're best at . . . a lot of dick and ball talk with little regard for scientific fact. We get hammered on a drink that the Founding Fathers enjoyed called Fish House Punch, first concocted on the banks of the Schuylkill River in Philadelphia.  It's way strong.   We talk about vasectomies, raccoon puppet porn and pleasure with hair conditioners.  We also offer up a Salud to the Chicago Cubs and get a phone call from MLB Pitcher Kyle Lobstein (celebrity voice impersonated)   Enjoy, and Salud!

Turn and face the strange . . . ch-ch-changes. Big changes this show, we'll let you decide how strange they are.  We welcome another Asian to the podcast, making Zen less of a minority.  Enter the Wong, a mean fiddle player but a less mean drunk.  He should fit right in. We're drinking Beerito by Oskar Blues.  Tecate is a poor man's Beerito.  Which makes Beerito a rich man's Tecate? Enjoy the episode, and Salud!

It's a Shit Show! Literally! So the main topic of the show is shit . . . some horrifying portapotty tales and some more uplifting reports about our recent use of the squatty potty toilet stool. Butt, excuse me, but . . . before we ever got to the main subject, we got all fuckered up on Ska Decadent Imperial IPA. You can hear the show get more and more out of control as time went on and we drank more and more.  For those of you who like to hear the show when it gets a little on the chaotic side, this might be one of your favorites.  If not, you might want to skip this one.  We got drunk.   A lot of people called in.  Jimmy Terdles, Kyle Lobstein, Simone Biles and even Zen's cousin from The Islands, Jaime Valencia.  I can't even begin to explain. Enjoy and Salud!  

This is Episode 137.  And, that is what you name an episode when you don't know what else to name it. We're all over the place in this one.  A little pig buggery, courtesy of a little show called "Black Mirror" and it's "National Anthem" episode, currently available on Netflix.  We talk a little Olympics, and interview a gold medal winner fresh off her win in Rio.  We ask Dick what the best sexual position would be for a man with micropenis to find maximum pleasure with his woman and . . . that's about it.  It's a short one, but we hope you enjoy it.   Salud!    

I originally named this one Cuatro de Julio because we recorded it on the Fourth of July, but that just points out that it took me almost four weeks to post this show.  I apologize.  We had family visiting from out of town and I just didn't have the time.  What can I say? Anyway, Cousin Dave is in this one.  We talk about the Big Green Hole, a secret spot in Kingman, Arizona.  We also tell the tale of a family we saw in San Francisco.  We don't know their real names, but to us they were The Griswolds.  The album art for this episode is them fishing off a pier in Fisherman's Wharf.  While slamming beers.  Totally awesome. In deference to the holiday, we play a game we call Founding Father or Pounding Father.  (Signer of the Declaration of Independence or Porn Star) Jimmy Terdles and Kyle Lobstein call in also.  Kyle shares a video with us of him dressed up as the mascot of the Indianapolis Indians, Rowdie the Bear.  Here it is:       Pssst.  If you wait until the very end, after the outro song, you can hear Cousin Dave dish out a secret and possibly embarrassing story about our favorite brewmaster.   Salud!  

We tried something new this episode, and it worked out so well I think it's going to become a regular thing.  We recorded this in the middle of the day, and the energy level was much higher and it really made the show better.  So day drinking is going to be our thing from now on. We're imbibing Pabst Smears this show.  PBR and Clamato.  (Also a little Hangar 24 Orange Wheat.  AND Hornitos tequila shots) There's some news, we check in with both Jimmy Terdles AND Kyle Lobstein, who, after being recalled by the Pittsburgh Pirates, was sent right back down to AAA after only 2 days. The title of the show?  You'll just have to listen to find out, but it's so worth it. Enjoy, this is one of our best in a LONG LONG time.  

This is a short one.  It's our first recording in the new house, ahem, studio, and it was a bit of a disaster.  Mic booms kept falling off the tables, I couldn't get the sound where I wanted it and the guys were distracted.   That being said, it wasn't all bad.  There was some stuff worth saving and here it is.  We drank Not Your Father's Ginger Ale this show, and it's the strongest ginger ale I've ever drank.  It's worth checking out, especially, if like me, you find it at the gas station for $3.99 a sixer. There's lots of Philly talk as I had just returned from a trip to Philadelphia.  We also check in with Flagstaff Native and Major League pitcher Kyle Lobstein.  (Celebrity voice impersonated.)    

If you're going to drink Scorched Earth from Black Bridge Brewery, who better to have on the show to talk about it than the man who created and brewed it himself, Tim Schritter!  Brewmaster Tim and his hetero lifemate Joe are in town from Kingman, Arizona and join us for a rollicking good two hours of podcast fun.  No shit show, we promise. Besides talk about running the best brewery in Kingman, we get into sex talk (of course) including safe words and squirting.  During Ask Dick we explore how long a good session of coitus should last. Kyle Lobstein (celebrity voice impersonated) calls in to the show from the bullpen in Pittsburgh to talk about the Pirates' new slogan and also about his walk on song, Shake It Off. WTF Is It is played during the show, as well as a game of Craft Beer Name or Fictional Beer Name. It was one hell of a fun show and we always feel lucky to have either of these guys in the studio, let alone both at once. Salud!  

What looks like a beer but tastes like a salty pretzel?  Shock Top Twisted Pretzel Wheat!  We give it 4 out of 5 stars, but if you hate the taste of pretzels, consider it a 0 and stay away.   It's a crowded table this episode as, besides our full regular cast, we are joined by Dickie D's wife, Connie Duran.  I don't know if we were trying to impress her with our intellect, but almost the entire first hour of the show is dick and vagina talk. Jimmy Terdles checks in with this show's Music News, and he also introduces us to a friend of his, fellow Santa Clarita resident (it's true) Cesar Milan, also known as The Dog Whisperer, who gives us the lowdown on how dog whispering REALLY works. The show concludes with Candy, as we argue over which sweet treats deserve to be named The Double D Podcast Best Candy Ever. It was a fun show, a bit of a Cluster F admittedly, but the inebriation level was high and highjinx definitely ensued.   Salud!

Richard Dickie D Duran brought San Tan Devil's Ale this episode, in honor of his love for the ASU Sun Devils.  Fuck that.  The rest of us at the table, who are all loyal U of A Wildcats, let him get away with this not so subtle jab, because, hey, free beer.  At least it was cold.   We talk Google Cardboard and how this technology was immediately used to let you look up the skirt of animated japanese pop stars. Jimmie Terdles gives us a quick review of The Grammys and that segues into our topic of the night, music.  Specifically, how a seemingly innocent Facebook list had us all in agony. Lunar landers, Meteor Crater, Cactus Candy and a little Ask Dick round out the show.   Salud!