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Ranch, Sam, Davard and the Camp return to the mics for a long-overdue conversation about the big issues- * Which condiments actually belong on a hot dog? * What to do with a sunken ship filled with 1400 tonnes of TNT? * How did the owners of a defunct basketball team make the best sports deal ever? And so much more. Links Slow Horses - https://cutt.ly/YHC5ocR Free Spirits  - https://cutt.ly/4HC5fLk WeCrashed - https://cutt.ly/0HC5lvg The Staircase - https://cutt.ly/pHC5nIJ --- A sun 5x hotter than the sun -https://cutt.ly/lHC5QBb The doomsday ship - https://cutt.ly/QHC5OiP A class worse than Economy class - https://cutt.ly/GHC5Fh1  

Dave, Boots, Ranch and (eventually) Sam spend half the show talking about their favourite celebrity interactions and swapping Burger stories before talking about The Righteous Gemstones, Cheer and Only Murders In The Building and briefly previewing the SuperBowl.   Enjoy!

Dave, Sam, Boots and The Ranch finally get back on the mikes and manage to cover very little of relevance, besides: 0:00 - Intro 3:07 - More Nude Sauna Drama 8:35 - Post Pandemic Life 13:20 - Coming To Australia! 20:28- Around The Camp Fire: Ben Simmons Edition 33:32 - Dave is celebrated for being mean to Jaana Pittman 37: 53 - Are we sure SUCCESSION is good? 41:45 - We know THE MORNING SHOW is not 48:28 - We definitely know we wouldn't survive on ALONE 53:07 - Dave has GOT A STORY TO TELL 57:25 - Game Show: Shakespeare or Rap? 1:01:16 - Mailbag/Teaser for next episode 1:04:48 - How soon is too soon for kids to watch THE NAKED GUN?   This episode brought to you by the rapidly expanding product range from The Old McCallum Dot Com.  

Cricket season is soon upon us, so what better way to prepare than to speak with former media manager for both the England and Australian cricket teams, Mr Brian Murgatroyd.

Dave, Sam, Boots and The Ranch get extremely niche on an incident from 1994, discuss a ludicrous Kickstarter campaign, remain confused about Non Fungible Tokens and announce a special bonus episode of the famous Dick & Ham Show.   0:00 Intro & Dave's Kickstarter 4:32 Bitcoin Buffoonery and NFTs 15:08 Salacious teaching staff escapades from 1994 21:50 New episode announcement and One Test Wonders 27:40 TV recommendations - White Lotus, Hacks, Mr Inbetween (again!) 37:34 Boner Spiders   dickandhamshow@gmail.com  

Most of us are locked down again, so please enjoy the ramblings of a fed up Sam, a beachside Dave, a sleepy Ranch and a Boots who is hopeful of an Alistair Clarkson led Carlton outfit in 2022. ---- Intro (0:00) Sporting music catastrophes (10:37) The Olympics (31:34) The US Men's Basketball Team (36:18) Joey Chestnut (44:54) TV Stuff, incl. Dr Death, Loki, Line of Duty, Tour de France, Mr INbetween, The Bureau, Harley Quinn (50:52) Around The Campfire (1:11:59) Celebrity Sightings (1:26:56) ---- Feast your eyes on Quadzilla    

Join Dave, Ranch and a very special guest host to talk about Melbourne's return to lock down, Eurovision 2021 and the brilliance of ABBA.   1:59 – Melbourne is back in lockdown! 5:28 – COVID outside of Australia 12:10 – TV recommendations – Mare of Easttown, Mr Inbetween, Fleabag, Motherland, Modern Family, Yesterday, The Serpent 22:53 – ABBA! 24:39 – Eurovision 2021 28:48 – Popular music that kids like 36:41 – Misheard lyrics 40:26 – Best Karaoke songs 51:30 – AFL season update -------LINKS------- Mayor of EastTown - https://cutt.ly/hnoRwPz Mr Inbetween - https://cutt.ly/jnoRtDz   Motherland - https://cutt.ly/enoRkMs The Serpent - https://cutt.ly/DnoRcVM Yesterday - https://cutt.ly/XnoROmj   Queen Live - https://cutt.ly/7noE8yG England gets zero votes - https://cutt.ly/5noE1qy Jewel's Undercover Karaoke - https://cutt.ly/vnoE0Kb

Much to the delight of some listeners we return to our usual brand of nonsense and buffoonery.   Join Dave, Boots and The Ranch as provide mostly meaningless points of view on: 0:00 Pandemic Lyfe 8:57 Norwegian Schoolies Week 10:01 Technology of the Future! 20:23 TV - Dave 22:50 TV - Atlanta S2 25:05 TV - Spiral 27:02 TV - Snabba Cash 28:07 TV - Behind Her Eyes 30:10 TV - The One 31:28 TV - It's A Sin 33:03 TV - I'll Be Gone In The Dark 36:51 Post Pandemic Travel and Legal implications for vaccinations 43:59 European Super League 1:00:50 AFL season surprises    

Your favourite bunch of Dicks (and Hams?) get together to preview the 2021 AFL season, previewing the season ahead for your favourite team, before predicting the eventual premiers, first coach fired and provide their very own hot takes (recorded on the evening of Sunday 14 March, before Caroline Wilson stole Boots' hot take for herself!) Join an extremely tired Ranch and Sam, Boots and our very first special guest host. Consolidated Dick and Ham H&A season predictions: 1. Geelong (1:53) 2. Richmond (8:11) 3. Brisbane (13:48) 4. Port Adelaide (20:38) 5. Western Bulldogs (24:36) 6. West Coast (28:37) 7. Collingwood (30:53) 8. St Kilda (33:56) 9. Melbourne (36:47) 10. Carlton (39:34) 11 - 14. GWS, Fremantle, Gold Coast, Sydney (45:45) 15. Essendon (52:12) 16. Hawthorn (55:22) 17. Adelaide (1:00:17) 18. North Melbourne Premiership predictions (1:01:57) First Coach Fired (1:02:57) Boots' smokin' hot take and piss poor hot takes from the rest of us (1:10:40) ------- This episode was brought to you by the City of Brisbane. Kick your goals in Brisbane - it's so much better than where you were before.

Join Sam, Boots, Ranch and (for a while) Dave for this brand new episode of the Dick and Ham Show as we cover a lot of our usual nonsense.   Appx time stamps: 0:00 - Intro 3:11 - Vaccines 5:29 - TV recommendations (Your Honor, Bridgerton, Mrs Fletcher, WandaVision, The Great, Call My Agent (S2), Industry) 20:00 - Will the Ghostbusters and Coming to America reboots be good? 30:14 - Old School Tennis from 1980 (YouTube link here) 33:32 - Which chip flavour is best? 37:29 - Tennis tactics, Kyrgios and AO preview 44:50 - Same old Collingwood forever? 49:21 - 2021 AFL rule changes 56:44 - Geelong for the flag! 1:01:21 - Superbowl recap and Tom Brady's legacy 1:04:40 - Does a cool name = a good QB? 1:08:13 - NFL offseason and QB chaos? 1:13:21 - a merciful end to this nonsense  

Dave, Boots and Ranch cover all their usual topics and nonsense in this week's edition, featuring: 0:00 US politics and which Home Alone movie is better 18:43 The worst ever movie sound effect (link: https://youtu.be/fzCIbhLUUA0) 20:45 Bitcoin problems 24:28 Listener Mailbag and pranking problems 31:36 The new Tik-Tok trend that has Dave confused 38:11 Ranch pushes the censorship thing too far 41:14 TV recommendations (Lupin, Call My Agent, Bridgerton, The Great, Nailed It!, Bluey) 52:10 NFL Regular Season review and playoff preview 1:02:14 How Social Sport is just like the pros now.   The episode brought to you by Farmer's Union Iced Coffee.

Sam is missing and Andrew is in NSW, so Dave, Boots and the Ranch ring in the new year with - * An email from an actual listener (!!), * A lot of TV watching and * An early season assessment of the 2021 NBA season. COBRA KAI NEVER DIES. Links

The elfs are on the shelf for this week's episode. We take a deep dive on * Lucrative Christmas songs * The ergonomics of airplane bathrooms * Maradona in Mexico And so so much more. Sam, Hugh, David and the Camp all on deck this week. Links - Maradona in Mexico - https://cutt.ly/ihFmC7I We are the champions - https://cutt.ly/RhFmMOZ Big Mouth - https://cutt.ly/fhFm2Zp Holiday in handcuffs - https://cutt.ly/OhFQrPI

We lasted 15 episodes without talking politics. * Rudy's ridiculous Landscaping press conference, the election, and America's future * When sports teams gaslight their players * Nicole Kidman doing Nicole Kidman things And so so much more than you ever thought you needed. David is joined by Hugh and Boots,  checking in from the liberated zone of Melbourne, Victoria. ---LINKS--- The view from flyover country - https://cutt.ly/4g5BEWy Four Seasons Total Landscaping - https://cutt.ly/ag5B3Jh Moonbase 8 - https://cutt.ly/6g5B9yC Riviera - https://cutt.ly/Wg5B6ab Roadkill - https://cutt.ly/0g5NrEK The Queen's Gambit - https://cutt.ly/fg5Nica Song Exploder - https://cutt.ly/rg5BMFv Holidate - https://cutt.ly/cg5BB0m Kalifat - https://cutt.ly/7g5BZBI The Undoing - https://cutt.ly/Bg5BOCQ 

Long time friend of the show Allan Stone was interviewed recently by David for Tennis Pro History on Facebook. This bonus episode is that interview; a conversation about Allan's years in the world of pro tennis.

A time capsule episode capturing the highs and lows of the final week Melbournians were in lockdown. * Phil Collins has an armed occupation going on at his Miami mansion * Dave's mishap at the house with the Picasso on the wall * Andrew is buying fax machines Plus, the Camp treats us to the first ever installment of `Around the Campfire` Andrew, David and the Camp run the numbers on these, and many more hot topics, on this week's award winning* episode --- Links Apollo 11 - https://cutt.ly/1gAek6S 1970 Grand Final - https://cutt.ly/TgAw7xw The Vow - https://cutt.ly/qgAegkn Phil Collins - https://cutt.ly/6gAw4qf Dundee - https://cutt.ly/RgAejnV Bill & Ted - https://cutt.ly/igAet00 Showbiz kids - https://cutt.ly/HgAeox3    

A rocky start this week as the first 40 minutes of the call go unrecorded. Undaunted, Hugh and Sam forgive David for not pressing record and the trio navigate a predictably thorny set of unimportant issues * Heavy tennis ball theory * The least helpful modern inventions * David Pumpkins: Catnip for the Dick & Ham crew Plus, we reveal why a Finnish man was hit with a 130,000 Euro speeding ticket. It's all here for your listening enjoyment. ----- Links - David Pumpkins - https://youtu.be/rS00xWnqwvI The Californians - https://youtu.be/48YDO2yN0JE Fargo - https://youtu.be/I4ISTHi45_s    

* Ranch was at the last ever Van Halen show. He remembers Eddie Van Halen * Was football better back in the day, and does watching the 1991 Grand Final provide any clues? * TV recommendations including Big Mouth, the Boys, and a disagreement about Schitt's Creek Hugh, Andrew and David on the mics this week ----- Links: Van Halen - https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX1Rbcmz9T1Tz?si=kyfoXm8YQ626nI6GtTWv0A   A life on our planet - https://www.netflix.com/no-en/title/80216393   Patriot - https://www.amazon.com/Patriot/dp/B017APUY62 The Boys - https://www.amazon.com/The-Boys-Season-1/dp/B07QNJCXZK Big Mouth - https://www.netflix.com/no-en/title/80117038   1991 AFL Grand Final - The Final Story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxI7rU01cOg

The technology episode! * LaserDisc, Minidisc and the first person to own an iPod * Possum problems in the backyard * Foiling a bagsnatcher on the streets on Canada   And so much more than you ever needed. Sam, Andrew and David running the three-man game this week.

Super-sized episode alert! *Sauna etiquette in a complicated new world *A powertool arms race *Mega junior mailbag Plus so so so much more, as Hugh, Sam, Boots and Dave take to the mic on this special edition of Dick & Ham