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In Todays Episode... A mole starts a family with the target. Monetizing holidays leads to the invention of Cat New Year.

In Today's Episode... A salesman comes of age watching the love scene from Terminator. The future is but a garden path that follows along the Rube Goldberg machine of life. 

In Today's Episode... Holiday tropes make life into art. Syphilis is a dating show's big reveal.

In Today's Episode... Energon cubes turn robots into junkies. The birth-to-prison pipeline demands its quota.

In Today's Episode... Creation gets a zhuzhing up with brand awareness and optimistic nihilism. Branding and capitalism tangle like a web of scarves.

In Today’s Episode… Toy Collection equals mother times therapy squared (T = mt^2). Fate gets Punk’D by Ashton Kutcher.

In Today’s Episode… The line between working and wiping your ass gets blurry. When you pick up a rock you are holding your fate in your hand.

In Today's Episode... Nana likes to swing. A note on the fridge makes the perfect trap.

In Today's Episode... Posidon gets served with tax documents by the IRS. Spoken word poets break the world down in simple terms.

In Today's Episode... Is publicly pissing your pants more evolved? Or is judging those who deviate the mark of an ordered society?

In Today's Episode... Arousal is the difference between an audiophile and an audio fetish. Red Vines are a basic human right.

In Today's Episode... Nothing gets more avant-garde than leaving the lens cap on. Love imitates art when actors have a moment.

In Today's Episode... Couples therapy is a sport that divides the winners from the losers. Nudity and a lake of fire make an above ground pool for the devil.

In a Very Special Bonus Episode...I will never stop, never let goHeaded for the top from the get goGive it all I got, ready set goThis is my hip hop manifesto I got no time to play niceTest me, you better think twice Mic drop will make your heart stopTry me, I got my arm cocked  Boldly go like I’m PicardTake it too far, I go hardHard like my grip on this micHard like I’m living my life I will never stop, never let goHeaded for the top from the get goGive it all I got, ready set goThis is my hip hop manifesto Can’t walk a mile in my shoesGot nothin left to be provedYou cannot handle the truth I will not stop, win or lose I’m in a league of my ownI sit on the iron throneThere is no end to my shitNothing can satisfy it I will never stop, never let goHeaded for the top from the get goEvan T is on the next levelTrue to my hip hop manifestoBeats by The Candle Man 

In Today's Episode... Greasing up with snow is a carnal pleasure. Mr. and Mrs. Claus explore the possibilities of an open relationship.

In Today's Episode... In a world without rules, Spring Break rules. Tiger pits are the only safe place to hide from tigers.

In Today's Episode... Hunters become the hunted when murderers die in each other’s arms. Buying and selling Danny Elfmans are a unit of success.

In Today's Episode... A tiger specializes in Lincoln-Douglas style debates. Scent glands will take your breath away. 

In a Very Special Bonus Episode...  Not gonna lie, I’m a basic guy When I get a latte, It’s pumpkin spice You can try to judge me, I won’t live a lie Yes I’m a yuppie, I work 9 to 5 Made this song on my Mac Book Pro Shop on amazon with my new iPhone Watch NBA on my Apple TV Wake up every day with an average physique Face it. I’m basic I claim it. Embrace it Haters gonna hate it, they can keep it real I prefer to fake it and that’s the deal Used to give a shit, now I don’t give a fuck If that ain’t legit, then I’m shit out of luck Got no game and I get no play Shop at the gap, wear slacks all day Watch what I say, and I stay in my lane Don’t want any trouble, I won’t complain Face it. It’s basic That’s how I play it Careful what you say if you wanna stay A-list Join every cause or they’ll call you a racist Cancel culture won, this is what replaced it Why make art, when the world wants hatred If you talk shit, I’ll change the subject Avoid conflict cuz I gotta say fuck it Now I gotta end it, Evan T on blast Someone got offended, getting shut down fast Face it. Stay basic Complacent is safest  Beats by The Candle Man 

In Today's Episode... Tea time must wait until it’s go time. Art derives art in an infinite spiral of inspiration.