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The Derf and Deets Podcast
61 minutes | Apr 19, 2020
107: Lady Pants
Derf and Deets continue the Covid-19 talk and they talk about scrubbing their vegetables. Some bitch is getting an award and they aren’t doing you haven’t coughed on my cheese. This is all getting in the way of their love of food and Derf spends the day in a women’s pants. And have no fear even in a pandemic the D jokes continue.
53 minutes | Apr 12, 2020
The boys virtually get together to talk about Covid-19 and not much more. They get caught up on their health, 1992 sports and the poggie. It’s hard to gear and they don’t care. Stay safe and get back in your mouse.
57 minutes | Mar 15, 2020
In episode 105 the beans get above the franks as hot nuts are being slammed down. Derf & Deets are dicks and Derf wins. Not a fuck is given as you cry your way out of Montreal. There is a big hairy moose cock and copy, paste and your cut.
60 minutes | Mar 8, 2020
104: Door Hole
Two ill bitches and a microphone are back and they discover that Monkey Goosenfadden is 28 years ole. Deets informs Derf that some broke his door. We are going to hire Paul Osbaldiston to kick some nuts and The Big Unit to throw some hard balls. Also Benders on George, Astro titties, screen doors and Deets “No Guess” Johnston.
71 minutes | Mar 1, 2020
Derf & Deets emerge from a state of emergency and cough their way through a episode. Keish hits the hay truck, Uncle Tom has a magic bag and even the cat gets sick of his shit.Flubber can hover and busts Deets with a gun and he ain’t got no chips. Someone is going to get their dick ripped off for real.
89 minutes | Feb 2, 2020
102: Greasy Jesus
Derf & Deets put some sandpaper on the outside and you won't figure out what to do in the streets. A old man and children get worked over and for god sakes on one do what Cuba is asking. The decade that was gets summed up in stupidity and stop classing up body fluids calling it milk.
52 minutes | Jan 19, 2020
101: Run Over
The boys are back and Cuba please stop talking, well not really but don't follow his instructions. We get run over like that hot off the heals of episode 100 and bursting into a new year and decade.
144 minutes | Nov 24, 2019
100: Utility Franco
Episode 100 starts with a ASMR hot noodle dream that will burn up Deets ass and Deets finally gets Derf to drink that milk. The classic would you rather question returns and fuck half of the Whadolfishark network. We have the Bubba Gump of shit and there are new rulers of the network and they make big changes right away.and FUCK YOU CUM BUBBLE!!!
60 minutes | Nov 3, 2019
099: Heposode The 2019-20 NHL Season Preview Part VI
Part 6 and the final episode of the 2019 - 2020 NHL preview show and I’m out cause you don’t want to know where the hot sauce is going. Derf is not a bitch like Deets and Deets completely agrees but Derf does fuck up. Derf has to teach Deets how the playoffs work and Deets still choses no one from the east to make the final. And Fuck ‘Em.
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