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The Dead Baby Bear Podcast
55 minutes | Sep 12, 2022
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Well Planned Out Fake Fun
Rush hour rage. Shanty towns. Sex in cars. Kathleen takes a right turn. Advice from Stephen Harper’s wife. Fun times in the nation’s capital. Lap dances to long songs. Sometimes the service is too good. Turning on customers. Restaurant review clapbacks. Tit progression. Dating app measurements. There’ll never be a comic union. Chicken wings? How about shrimp. Trolling the troll. Kathleen sometimes listens to FOX News for fun. “That’s how I can tell they’re poor, their clothes suck!” Fentanyl eye patch. Butt stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
68 minutes | Aug 26, 2022
Dead Baby Bear x The HUNKS podcast
It's a live podcast recording from the Grindstone Comedy Festival in Edmonton with the hosts of Dead Baby Bear Podcast, Kathleen McGee and Sean Lecomber! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
55 minutes | Jul 26, 2022
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Tandem Dumpster Diving
Brought to you by Spanx. Sean thinks girls just get “clowned up” for other girls. Cancel culture and saying controversial stuff to get famous. Sean and Kathleen mention that they have no money for the 2,358th time (almost as many times as Sean has referenced the ‘you know what’). Drug addicts have a lot of energy. Kathleen saw someone poop on the street. Tandem dumpster diving. “Let me see that tong!” Hey, why is there semen in this diaper? Catalytic converters. Kathleen went to Calgary’s horse death festival. Sean laughs about the Flames losing their star player, who would rather live in Columbus, Ohio than Calgary, Alberta. I guess being an hour from the mountains isn’t the draw they thought it was. Molly Shannon & Gary Coleman. Vince Fluke. Kathleen took 20 shafts in one night, while Sean’s personal best is 10. Curdled puke is avoided by using almond milk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
46 minutes | Jul 19, 2022
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: San Diego Ocean Dick
Sean sets a new personal best. Butchering other people’s jokes. Crucified by your penis and balls. Grazing the breast. Creepy massages are fading away. Sean has a near life experience in the ocean and is saved by a child. Sean says nipples a bunch. We need a girl-based religion. Zoo marketing tactic. Fireworks, fire trucks, ambulances. Non-stop Mexican food. Disneyland lineups. “You shit in a ride?!” PF Changs. Second weddings. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
62 minutes | Jun 25, 2022
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Kathleen Misses the “Lockdown”
We’re baaaaaack! Is the Queen still alive? Who is going to die first, Sean or Kathleen? Is heaven just more life? What do souls look like? It’s easy to be a coward when you’re in charge. Guns are scary. So much “x-factor” on this show. Disneyland! Edmonton beating Calgary was awesome and we talk sports for a bit. Calgary is “quiet Toronto.” Why do people who have never been to Edmonton hate it? Kathleen loves reading menus and Google reviews. NFTs and crypto are a grift. Who uses cash anymore? Kathleen misses the lockdown. Sean takes other people’s pills. Upsizing is better than upselling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
62 minutes | May 11, 2022
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Short World Leaders
Sean and Kathleen try to get canceled. Woke white guys are doing it for the nookie. People in the UK fake tan way too much. Abortion comes up. Things get dark. It’s time to regulate dicks. Kathleen & Sean lament the state of stand-up. VR porn stars. Do nerds do oral better? Probably not. What is worse: mattress on the floor, or cartoon sheets? Tinder tour. Abortion comes up again. Too small to be a hero. Why are people proud to be tall? Hotel beds are disgusting. Kathleen can’t wait to do jury duty again. Comedians getting attacked! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
52 minutes | Apr 13, 2022
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Skill Yourself, Kids
Gamer trash talk gives Kathleen a grandma moment. “That’s a whole other weird one!” Sean dreams of a socialist utopia. Kathleen can’t believe the monkey scenes at the start of 2001: A Space Odyssey. Two comedians wade into the Russian war in Ukraine. Sean explains human evolution. Have dicks gotten smaller over the years? (Awful) themed hotel rooms. The freedom rally people are still going. Trudeau is the left wing Trump. Britney is pregnant. Comedians basically drive for a living. Could you euthanize a healthy cat? Farmurderers. 1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
67 minutes | Apr 5, 2022
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Chunky Cum
Dad jokes. Coca Cola’s new mystery drink is disgusting, but what even is it? White person bubble tea. Callback to an old episode. Would you like to die doing something you love? What’s it like to be a zoo animal? Would living in a zoo of people be sweet? The worst thing a person can be is a woman you hate. Coming this fall: The Booker’s Wife. Sean Binary. A Very Sureshot Christmas. Filmmaking. Kathleen equates the Will Smith slap to 9/11. Will Smith. Ratio me, Daddy! Passing out. Sean’s comedy is like a waterslide. HP sauce icing on steak. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
79 minutes | Mar 23, 2022
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Sean Becomes A Comedienne
Bitches and assholes. Competing with fake musicians. Kathleen calls out a Facebook friend. Anger issues. Having rich parents really helps. Sarah McLachlan. Lockdown jokes. Small towns are great. Bars with carpets. Shotgunning beers with kids. Girl ideas. Crooked Creek donuts. Shut up for a while! Fighting online. What if mountains were more like hills? Skipping the Terry Fox run. Sean has a great idea for merch. ADHD. “Stop jerking off to me!” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
62 minutes | Mar 16, 2022
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Kathleen Just Wants Seven Good Minutes
I’m not sure where I’m standing. Too many Stans & Bads. “A fall into!” Levels of delivery driver. “I’m coming up.” Misandry. Tectonic sex. Opinions suck. Interesting inheritance. TikTok cancel creators. Cancel culture is a great distraction. Sean should have won a crisis actor Oscars, but Kathleen has more acting credits. Get high and focus on the extras in the next movie you watch. Sean makes it worse. Dweebs with money ain’t dweebs. Do dolphins shit? The ocean is full of fish pee. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
60 minutes | Mar 2, 2022
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Favourite Penis Type
Getting paid. Phone fears. The Joy of Sex. “Nobody prefers foreskin.” Kathleen tries to call Lisa Baker for her opinion on penis skin. Feminism stops at “going to war.” Finding deceased parent’s sex toys. Farmer’s don’t flex their wealth. “You should go to the casino.” Small talk. Fake Einstein quotes. Successful people must have sold their souls to the devil. Kathleen hates puking. “I’m not fucking you because you’re holding my keys!” Oral sex lessons. Lisa Baker calls back! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
39 minutes | Feb 26, 2022
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: The Great Honk of ‘22
Kathleen has a run-in with a fan. Convoy vs. Actual War. Not every Karen is mad. “Dear Vladimir Putin, I’m so sorry I wasn’t your mother.” Would you fight in WWIII? Loyal followers, or sheep? Sean has nothing goinf on. “Funny for a boy.” Long pussies. Why is everything so precious now? Longing for stupid arguments. Protesters. We didn’t even try with a scratchy ticket. “Don’t put it in my bunker!” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
53 minutes | Feb 16, 2022
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Sean is a Rita Girl
Never give men a microphone. Listen to our “attempted murder podcast.” Groceries at Circle K. Sean has a grocery store conspiracy theory. We are the cockroach of audio. Archival footage of Sean resurfaces. Kathleen is tired of protesting. Dunking on convoy trolls. “Real” men. Is there space in heaven still? Sean has a great business idea for a local radio station. Shepherd’s Pie. Kanye is the latest celebrity to air out his dirty laundry. What kind of a person wants to be a politician? The only job where the customer isn’t always right is sex work. Misgendering cis males. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
49 minutes | Feb 8, 2022
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Dicks on TV
Texts from numbers you don’t know. Flip phones were our rotary phones. Poor graphic designers. I’m trying my best! Diva cups. Kathleen doesn’t get why being kicked in the nuts hurts. What’s the funniest dick on TV? Not to sound antisemitic. All we have left as white people. Kathleen wishes you saw a man’s dick earlier in the date. Sean has thoughts on periods. Dr. Ho! Coffin cams. Gravestone typos. Terry Fox. We won! Kathleen is getting into the NFT game. “Damaged Man!” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
50 minutes | Jan 26, 2022
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Marmite & Farts
Mother nature’s booster shot. Don’t talk about diesel buns. Hugh Hefner. What’s your favourite movement pattern? Sleeping with other comedians. Drinking & Tiktok. “I love Costco.” Lip separation. Varient gender reveal. Patient zero. Conspiracy theories. Sean doesn’t trust the Chinese government. Kathleen tests the algorithm and tries not to slip. How long were human tails? Sean wants to live forever. Cryogenic freezing. What if we are delicious? Theme songs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
64 minutes | Jan 12, 2022
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Wet Dreams & Boners
We’re back and it’s episode 100! Sean gets out some pent up rage about women. Herd immunity. Doggy daycare. Celebrity death clout. Men with kids didn’t know when to pull out. One diaper policy. “It’s just like preparing Mexican food.” A good fart is like a good cry. The Bread Lady Stair broadcast. Alexa Hey Google Siri. Periods. Short-term COVID-19. Sean Lecomber gives his world famous comedy tips. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
56 minutes | Dec 8, 2021
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Kathleen Doesn’t Care About Your Feelings
Gestational periods. We only like sleep because we get tired. The night shits. Pre-recorded shows. Christphobia. “Frig” cancer isn’t strong enough. Ripping off Mitch Hedberg. Dead silently in your corner. Big pharma exploding in your mouth. Sean’s blood bank. Would Just For Laughs Gags work outside Quebec? Kathleen is learning French and Sean vents about French. The “woo” boys are all gone! Active shooters. The psychopath gene. Fruitcake is the tofu of dessert. Quatre-vingt dix-neuf Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
63 minutes | Dec 1, 2021
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Quietly Fake Miscarry
We’re back! The obituary period. Foot Shocker. Dirty talk at Lids. Laughing the right way. Sean gets an important phone call. Stolen Valor, Hidden Dragon. Internet beggars. Thank you for your service. Kathleen is too nice. Kickstart my heart. Presence makes the heart grow colder. White ladies with tight perms. Balls! Resting climate face. How did they capture the essence of a cake?! “If I can peel an orange, I can wipe my ass.” Spite items in the will. Sean mentions Hitler. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
53 minutes | Nov 3, 2021
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Choking & Sex
Staring at breasts. “Mmmmm.” Tits alone can’t solve problems. Choking and sex: an acquired grip. Slutty, not kinky. Who eats a taco with a fork? The beauty of masks. We would be so bad at war. Kathleen takes a boomer turn. Anti-vax energy. Bezos should give everyone money. Elon Musk is a wiener. Who Wants To Decapitate A Billionaire? Another non-winning ticket. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
61 minutes | Oct 21, 2021
The Dead Baby Bear Podload: Words in Space
The first internet post. Sean passed his ADHD test. Mao Zedong. Canadian Thanksgiving. Adolph Maradona. Censorship. Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria. Everybody wants free money. If you live on the street, you get a lot of views. Good at coping. Fort McMurray. Pussy or mouth? Shaun Pancake Zone. Divas at every level. Crap comedy clubs. Special shoutouts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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