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Well, here it is folks, the very last episode of theDAMNcast. This is the part of the write up where I give you a few of the topics that we covered during the show, but I am not going to do that this time. Just listen and find out, or don't, I really don't give a fuck anymore (we reminisce a lot). We do talk to former theDAMNcaster, George, for about an hour and a half. Also, there are various bits and whatnot strewn throughout this final episode of theDAMNcast. Bye.

Hello and welcome to another fucking show. Topics include: Coronavirus (and all that goes with it), Sweatpants (wearing them in public is definitely a life choice) and we reminisce (again) about the Rave days of our youth. All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

This is the End (possibly) my friends. Yes, my little theDAMNcasters, and then there were two. Joe has quit the show, and Curtis and Marty are tinkering with the idea of closing up shop. It's been a good run, but were not dead yet, and this will not be the last show... we're pretty sure. Goodbye (maybe) and thanks for all the Likes (not really). Anyway, we talk Covid 19 and other depressing shit. Bye Bye

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: Movies (Best Tom Hanks/Richard Pryor/Robin Williams movies, it's really a shame they were never in a movie together), living in the town you grew up in (there are few perks) and Coronavirus/Corona beer (People are stupid). Also, what elderly woman would you fuck (Joe chooses power over looks)? All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode. Topics include: there's a new moon (lets blow this one up), Coronavirus (Mike Pence is in charge, so we feel super safe now) and to end the show we go lower than we ever have before (sometimes we surprise ourselves with how BIG of assholes we can be). All that and so much more on this terrible fucking show.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. This weeks episode is heavily Pop Cultural... like more than usual, I feel. Topics range from Batman to Unions. It's a bit of a clusterfuck, but... aren't they all.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: the Superbowl halftime show (millions of Karen's are pissed off), Politics (yes, again) and SPORTS (back after popular demand?)! All that and so much more on the first show of February (umm, it’s the 17th, we were all very sick motherfuckers) of season number 7, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: Coronavirus (Marty questions the effectiveness of surgical masks) Trump (I hate that we talk about this FUCKSTICK so much) and the Federal minimum wage (Marty hates poor people lol). Also, week 2 of the BIG FAT FUCK weight loss challenge (Marty is the least fattest). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Baker Mayfield is fat (not PHAT fat, just FAT fat), Noah Kalina took a picture of himself everyday for 20 years and the results are interesting (he did NOT age well) and was Wilford Brimley ever young (the answer is no)? Plus, Marty asks the question "how many times do you guys shit in a day" (we ask the DAMN questions we know you want the DAMN answers to). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to our first show of 2020! Topics include: Elton John is overrated (we all think so), Australia (it's on fire) and Curtis recites all the presidential candidates since he's been alive (albeit poorly). All that and so much more on the first episode of Season 7, of theDAMNcast (I would write more, but I'm posting this close to midnight and I have to wake up at 5am, so fuck you)!

Hello and welcome to the last episode of the decade. Topics include: Trumps Impeachment (among other political bullshit, including F/Marry/Kill: Monica Lewinsky/Chelsea Clinton/Ivanka Trump. That's political... right?), Is Buddhism a religion or just a philosophy (Both? We're pretty sure it's both, we think?) and we go through Good Housekeeping magazines "31 Things We Totally Forgot Happened This Decade", in an odd and disjointed (and maybe just a tad racistish) way to close out the last episode of season . We'll talk at you in 20 motherfucking 20!

Hello and welcome to the 3rd episode this season with a different spelling of the word "boys" in the title. Topics include: the Clint Eastwood directed Richard Jewel movie (a very anti media movie), Martha Wash (the most famous unknown singer of the 90's) and Future Uniforms (when are we finally going to stop worrying about fashion and start wearing the same fucking thing every day). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Universal Healthcare/Tuition Free College (Marty is against it, Joe and Curtis are for it) Marty is pretty sure he was raped as a teenager (and he's totally cool with that) and WE watch the trailer to the vastly underrated movie "Cool As Ice", starring the one and only Vanilla Ice (It's hot garbage, but still a fucking classic). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: Browns DE, Myles Garrett, bonking Steelers QB Mason Rudolph on the head with his own helmet (even though everyone has already talked this shit to death, we put our 2 cents in), would dogs eat their owners (if we died and they had no other source of food) and Kanye West and Joel Osteen are best buddies now (Kanye IS the living embodiment of Jesus Christ, so...). All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Topics include: Urinals (we contemplate putting a urinal in the studio), Seasons (Marty hates every season that isn't Summer) and The Founding Fathers (surprise, they we're real pieces of shit). Other topics include Aphex Twin (the groundbreaking electronic music producer), Can't Buy Me Love (the movie) and zero fucking Sports! All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this years Halloween episode? Well... we recorded it on Halloween night, and Curtis did try to spice the show up a bit with a few Halloween topics, but as usual, we didn't really prepare anything. To be honest the scariest part of the show is when Curtis tells a story about a certain beverage companies (not Pepsi) employee who is basically a serial sexual predator (hide your teenage daughters). Other topics include: Trump gives a Dog a medal, sporadic Sports (mostly Football bullshit) and We dispel some Halloween myths. All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show. Sitting in with us this week, is our "#1 fan" Jared. Jared is an old friend of Marty's from high school and seems to actually enjoy our company, on and off the "air". Anyway, this weeks topics include: Beetlejuice (the dwarf made famous by Howard Stern, not the Tim Burton movie) Donald Trumps letter to Erdogan (just a fantastic piece of American literature) and Marty still doesn't think Transgender people are being genuine (honestly, who the fuck knows anything for sure anymore... FAKE NEWS!?!). All that and so much more on the first show we've ever done where a "fan" sat in with us and seemingly enjoyed themselves, of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to this weeks episode, topics include: Jesus shoes (Nike Air Max that have holy water from the Jordan river in the sole), Trump (impeachment and whatnot) and Jay Gruden (former coach of the Washington Redskins) gets caught smoking weed and hitting on 19 year olds. All that and so much more on the very first episode in the new studio (unofficially christened "The Attic") of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to this weeks show, topics include: painted on hair (the Bigen (pronounced Beijing) hair system), Things Remembered (the store where you get shit engraved) and My Blue Heaven (the Comedy Gangster movie starring Steve Martin, but originally offered to Arnold Schwarzenegger). Also, Curtis makes an interesting confession having to do with writing music for chicks. All that and so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.

Hello and welcome to Season 6, Episode 25. Topics include: Kid form Kid and Play (mostly how "interesting" his hair is/was) Christmas presents (cool shit we received when we were kids) and people with Hyperthymesia - "A condition that leads people to be able to remember an abnormally large number of their life experiences in vivid detail." (Marilu Henner is one of them. You remember her right? The red head from the show Taxi? You remember the show Taxi don't you? The show with Tony Danza that wasn't Who's The Boss?). Also, Joe says he's a Cleveland Cavaliers fan who liked when Lebron left to go to Miami (sure Joe... you sound like a huge fan). All that and oh so much more on this weeks episode of theDAMNcast.