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This week the Crawl Boys React to Kanye West's new album "Donda". They also speak to supporting local creators, the value of supporting each other in general, social media etiquette, and the weeks achievements for each of them now that they're fully moved in to the Crawl cabana. #thisaintgonnabeprettyYou can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below! https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcastWatch us on YouTube!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXAFollow us on Instagram/Twitter @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/Alex@lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/Shaun@shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/John@johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizardCheck out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls!https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawlpodcastSupport the show

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The Crawl world is changing, in this week’s short teaser “episode”, the Crawl boys explain how.#thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below!  https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter  @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/ Alex @lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/ Shaun @shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/ John @johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizard Check out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls! https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawlPodcastSupport the show

This week the Crawl Boys are Olympic obsessed, well at least one of them is. They talk Simone Biles dropping out, the concept of super teams, why Chris Chan was trending, and Bam not being in the new Jackass. Oh yeah, and they’re canceling DaBaby. #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below!  https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter  @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/ Alex @lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/ Shaun @shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/ John @johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizard Check out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls! https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawl Support the show

This week The Crawl boys determine what the worst job in human history is.  #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below!  https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter  @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/ Alex @lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/ Shaun @shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/ John @johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizard Check out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls! https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawl Support the show

This week the crawl boys seek a zen state of mind, trying traditional tea and hitting the sensory deprivation tanks. Shaun has no chill while Alex and John have too much. It leads into a deeper discussion on how they see life and how to better themselves. Shaun’s quest for better health, Alex’s quest for self, and John’s quest for enlightenment hope to do just that. In the end it all boils down to different lifestyle choices and what makes you happy. #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below!  https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter  @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/ Alex @lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/ Shaun @shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/ John @johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizard Check out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls! https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawl Support the show

This week the crawl Boys apologize to India. Whether it was the New Delhi mud logs, lack of windows,or bovine facials...we’re sorry. Shaun de-escalates fights with some sage advice “Be like owl”. They also talk about how we should arm the jungle, the real reason the pope backs universal healthcare, and how holistic medicine could lead to drastic behavior. #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below!  https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter  @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/ Alex @lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/ Shaun @shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/ John @johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizard Check out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls! https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawlpodcast Support the show

This week The Crawl boys talk about the parts of their live’s stories that they wouldn’t want you to read. It ain’t supposed to be this way but they have been like ape.. Yerked it and Gerked it. They also touch on Bill Cosby’s release from prison, Britney Spears’ conservatorship, a few Crawl boy drug exploits, NCAA athletes getting paid, and so much more.  #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below!  https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter  @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/ Alex @lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/ Shaun @shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/ John @johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizard Check out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls! https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawlSupport the show

This week the crawl boys are finally moving. John FaceTime’s from the angle of the dangle. Alex engages in adult slumber parties and Shaun has yet to find one attractive disabled person. They also talk about how remakes are never as good as the original, the Internet being the birth and death of true passion, and the importance of meaningful friendships. #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below!  https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter  @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/ Alex @lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/ Shaun @shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/ John @johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizard Check out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls! https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawl Support the show

This week The Crawl Boys get shamed by roller coasters. In the first crawl in over seven episodes, they hit the theme park for some good old fashion fun, but instead are met with anguish. Six Flags was big but the boys were bigger. Shaun got a sun burn, Alex’s overactive sweat glands and John hanging with the ghost hunters make this episode one for the ages. Remember this ain’t gonna be pretty. #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below!  https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter  @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/ Alex @lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/ Shaun @shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/ John @johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizard Check out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls! https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawl Support the show

The Crawl is a wild and completely unorthodox take on comedy podcasts. The show has become a home for the depraved, outcasted, and unfiltered. Hosts Alex and Shaun and John cover the embarrassing, uncomfortable, and insensitive without shame and without boundaries. Welcome to the new standard. Welcome to your new favorite podcast. Welcome to the Crawl family.  This week The Crawl boys get holier than thou as they talk the loss of a true queen Dakota Sky, and their private memorial services for her. John standing in solidarity with butt rock, Shaun beefing with amphibians, reptiles, and fish, Alex having delusions of grandeur, and where religion fits in our modern world. Remember this ain’t gonna be pretty. #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below!  https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter  @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/ Alex @lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/ Shaun @shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/ John @johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizard Check out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls! https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawlpodcast Support the show

The Crawl is a wild and completely unorthodox take on comedy podcasts. The show has become a home for the depraved, outcasted, and unfiltered. Hosts Alex and Shaun and John cover the embarrassing, uncomfortable, and insensitive without shame and without boundaries. Welcome to the new standard. Welcome to your new favorite podcast. Welcome to the Crawl family.  This week the Crawl boys talk. Well... it takes some creativity to consider what they did in this episode talking. Ok, I’m going to restart. This week the Crawl boys blabber on and on about gigantics, seeing a blind kids ass, obese lovers, Magic Johnson’s diet and workout plan, and Helen Keller: A house mother’s muse. How much of this week was the Crawl boys just punching up? By the way, Oklahoma has a price on Bigfoot’s head... Enjoy!  #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below!  https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter  @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/ Alex @lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/ Shaun @shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/ John @johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizard Check out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls! https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawlSupport the show

The Crawl is a wild and completely unorthodox take on comedy podcasts. The show has become a home for the depraved, outcasted, and unfiltered. Hosts Alex and Shaun and John cover the embarrassing, uncomfortable, and insensitive without shame and without boundaries. Welcome to the new standard. Welcome to your new favorite podcast. Welcome to the Crawl family.  This week the crawl boys finally join the crowd as Alex and Shaun got their Vaccines. Shaun’s worried he might become the crazy conspiracy uncle, and Alex almost dies in his sleep. They also touch upon being uniquely the same, surrounding yourself with Yes men, and sometimes just not feeling like it. #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below!  https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter  @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/ Alex @lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/ Shaun @shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/ John @johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizard Check out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls! https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawlSupport the show

The Crawl is a wild and completely unorthodox take on comedy podcasts. The show has become a home for the depraved, outcasted, and unfiltered. Hosts Alex and Shaun and John cover the embarrassing, uncomfortable, and insensitive without shame and without boundaries. Welcome to the new standard. Welcome to your new favorite podcast. Welcome to the Crawl family.  This week the Crawl boys talk times where their fatness has gotten in the way, cramps, the Shaunie Mac shit stick, the main (and secondary) lesbians, and people talking out of their asses about shit they don’t know anything about. They also cover the Israel Palestine conflict and us all being the same, the royal incestual Crawl family, liars, and much more! Thank you for your support, be safe Crawl family. #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below!  https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter  @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/ Alex @lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/ Shaun @shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/ John @johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizard Check out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls! https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawlSupport the show

The Crawl is a wild and completely unorthodox take on comedy podcasts. The show has become a home for the depraved, outcasted, and unfiltered. Hosts Alex and Shaun and John cover the embarrassing, uncomfortable, and insensitive without shame and without boundaries. Welcome to the new standard. Welcome to your new favorite podcast. Welcome to the Crawl family.  This week the Crawl boys discuss the lube of life, grabbing life by the big ole balls, and Alex's finite amount of effort. The guys also bend over and show their gaping futures. Nothing changes if nothing changes. Potato chip segregation, John, who they call “Long Balls”, setting the bar low with consistency. They talk changing environment and the effects of doing so. Sack length, meat gazing, and how to know how you measure up in the testicular size gauge. It’s ball-centric!  Shoutout to gas station dude!!! #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below!  https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter  @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/ Alex @lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/ Shaun @shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/ John @johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizard Check out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls! https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawlSupport the show

The Crawl is a wild and completely unorthodox take on comedy podcasts. The show has become a home for the depraved, outcasted, and unfiltered. Hosts Alex and Shaun and John cover the embarrassing, uncomfortable, and insensitive without shame and without boundaries. Welcome to the new standard. Welcome to your new favorite podcast. Welcome to the Crawl family.  This week the Crawl boys cover the “new normal” and the acceptance it requires. They also discuss the dumb having more reach then ever (ie. The Crawl Podcast), I mean why are we canceling Elon Musk? They also debate the fragility of unchallengeable opinion, the one degree rule, our brains being wired for progression and growth, MEANINGFUL fulfillment, Forgiveness and you not always being the problem.  #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below!  https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter  @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/ Alex @lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/ Shaun @shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/ John @johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizard Check out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls! https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawlSupport the show

The Crawl is a wild and completely unorthodox take on comedy podcasts. The show has become a home for the depraved, outcasted, and unfiltered. Hosts Alex and Shaun and John cover the embarrassing, uncomfortable, and insensitive without shame and without boundaries. Welcome to the new standard. Welcome to your new favorite podcast. Welcome to the Crawl family.  This week the crawl boys look deep into the crystal ball in hopes of finding the right path, and guess what they’re on it! Did the psychic go too far in telling Shaun some ominous news... perhaps? They also Touch upon toe sucking vibes, Maryland being a state we can lose, and “it’s the dip or it’s the girls choose one”. Shaun and John also engage in an affair with Alex‘s hypothetical future wife. Let the debauchery ensue. #thisaintgonnabepretty You can find everything “Crawl” in one place by clicking the link below!  https://linktr.ee/TheCrawlpodcast Watch us on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwjsObNNaBVWE0uq9egcgXA Follow us on Instagram/Twitter  @thecrawlpodcast - https://www.instagram.com/thecrawlpodcast/ Alex @lexthetanklugar - https://www.instagram.com/lexthetanklugar/ Shaun @shaunie_mac - https://www.instagram.com/shaunie_mac/ John @johnandlizard - https://www.instagram.com/johnandlizard/ - https://twitter.com/johnandlizard Check out our Patreon to help out with future Crawls! https://www.patreon.com/TheCrawlSupport the show