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The boys return from a well deserved (?) hiatus with the greatest ever episode. It has heartache, it has horror, it has analysis of Scientology and its links to de-aging technologies IRL. A new segment is introduced (of course it is).  Its good to be back.

While Dave and Tim get ready for a new episode, warm up your VCRs and watch along with them as they pull apart Oceans 11 and eat bizarre Vietnamese snacks.

The Crap On are releasing eps at a more doable rate which means not fortnightly. It might be monthly, it might be daily, it might be yearly. We're still doing our thing, but it turns out it takes a lot of time to put these things together. New ep coming soon though.

The boys discuss being stuck underwater, being stuck on an exploding spaceship, being stuck in a never ending segment about porn parodies. They get up to date with Big Brother and their reading aides. And what's the deal with Taron Egerton? Eh? You'll find out!! Dave starts his career as a criminal consultant and then battles his way towards the ultimate (royal swimsuit) prize in the quiz. You'd be mad to miss it.

Check us out: Instagram- thecrapon Twitter- @TheCrapOn Facebook- @TheCrapOn   A long time listener (Steve) gives John Laws a call on our behalf. It doesn't go well. Bobby McFerrin threatens Dave with a lawsuit/beating. Dave's Got A Theory - is tonsilitis just the kid version of an adult cold? Porn Parodies - too many to mention Our first live caller ever!! Top 5 groups of TV or movie friends No quiz or first eps this time, stay tuned for more....

A bonus joke in this one, with a succinct outline for next week. Keep on Crappin'.

The Crap On Episode 007 ShowNotes   Check us out: Instagram- thecrapon Twitter- @TheCrapOn Facebook- @TheCrapOn   Shoutout to Spanish Senor or Senorita!   Corrections - We get threatened with a lawsuit by 20th Century Fox. Agent Stacker of the FBI calls in to let us know.   News - Cake Toppings are at it again with their filthiness. Meghan Markle goes against convention and shuts her own door. Listen carefully for the cameras going nuts when she shuts it. What’s the world coming to!?!?   Urban Davetionary - Vagazzled Bodybooking Cock Blocked By Steve Jobs   Random Caller Message - Stephen calls in offering services to Dave. Tim’s not allowed to listen.   Daves Got A Theory - Dave explores the physics and nonsense of plate putting down audio body/mind management. It makes about as much sense as that sentence.   Porn Parodies - Taken...From Behind The Cummuter Star Wars: Episode I - The Phallus Penis Buttman Begins The A...Nal Team Gangbangs of New York The Dark Knob Rises Black In Men A Pork Among the Womb Moans Flash of the Tight Ends A Monster Balls Rim All Night The Big C (unchanged) THe Nut Job (unchanged) The Gay The Preggo Movie Schindler’s Fist   First Eps - Maniac Preview There is also a Norwegian version that it is based on. Has a real Philip K Dick feel and is better than Electric Dreams. Not quite as good as The Handmaid’s Tale. Dave Prefers “chubby” Jonah Hill. The Milgram Experiment The Quiz - Which movie did we see Jonah hill’s penis? The Wolf of Wall Street What movie did emma stone and jonah hill both appear in? superbad 2007 Who wrote superbad? Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg Name any Seth Rogen movies (also his wife wrote Like Father) Filmography Quiz Prize   Random Scary Item - The Momo challenge

Check out whats coming up in the next episode. Its good...I promise you that. Many hops died so we could bring it to you.

The Crap On Episode 006 ShowNotes   Check us out: Instagram- thecrapon Twitter- @TheCrapOn Facebook- @TheCrapOn   News - Strawberries...Needles? Are needles the new cream? No is the answer. A new urban legend is born. Fortnite porn parody. Fun times and NSFW. Tim has a go at porn parody names. What’s the link?   Missionary Impossible: Ballout The MILF (Mummy I'd Like to Fuck) Edging til tomorrow alt title All you need is Jill Mission Impossible: Ghost Proctology CockTale Ovulatin Some you dont even need to change: All the right moves, A Few Good Men, Without Limits, Jack Reacharound: Never go black Jerky Banguire The Last Cuminurai The Firm....Cock Bangholinya Cocklateral Taps....that ass. The Hard Men (The Hardy Men) Ass Wide Shut   First Eps - Disenchantment Siobhan calls in in support of Dave’s obsession with Netflix’s buying/making patterns of their shows. The boys are divided. Do they love, do they not? Also see Futurama and The Simpsons. Music done by Mark Mothersbaugh.   Quiz - Based around the Simpsons Prize In 2000, the 11th season episode called "Bart to the Future" in which they predicted Trump being president, what year did the simpsons visit? 2030...trump would be 81! Season 2, 1991, Homer's brother Herbert Powell made his first appearance..who voiced that character? Danny Devito Who is the only simpsons character to have dialog in every episode - homer 1995, the sixth season of the Simpsons, the episode is basically a flash forward to 2010. The storyline involved Lisa visiting a fortune teller and learning of her future where she gets engaged...who played her fiance? Mandy Patinkin 5 22 homer became a teacher. What did he wear on his first day of teaching? A home made jacket with patches on the elbows My Phone - It’s happened. Society has finally descended into chaos. People are filming movies in vertical orientation. Imagine watching Infinity war like this:   Youth on the march (Trailer) and Roxi Tenia Razon are shot in the devil’s aspect ratio. Good luck and Goodnight!   Movies - Eddie the Eagle Trailer Eddie’s name is Taron Egerton by the way. The real Eddie Kingsman 2: The Golden Circle Trailer Like Father Trailer…..also The Intern Trailer Okja Trailer   Sun DOgs Trailer Cocktail Trailer also here’s every Tom Cruise run EVER Mission:Impossible - Fallout Trailer Also the Empire Podcast Special   Sizzletown - First Man Trailer The Happytime Murders Trailer The Meg Trailer Godzilla: King of Monsters Trailer Wolverine: The Long Night Podcast Nigh Nigh

There is more fun and games afoot next Wednesday. Join us in some frivolity and hard hitting news. And by hard hitting news, I mean more frivolity. Its what the world needs.

A little rough return from a break but still very fun!   Check us out: Instagram- thecrapon Twitter- @TheCrapOn Facebook- @TheCrapOn   News - The boys get full on sexy during this segment. Starting with the return of sexy Dancing Dave. Bodies ain’t the same as they used to be. Some guy is suggesting that we save the world through the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement. Kinda Makes sense. Then they delve into the world of the (nsfw) EcoSex Cult….*cough* sorry, Movement. Kinda makes sense.   First Eps - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend The boys turn around on this several times. They hate it, they love it, they hate it. Dave judges losers because he’s such a winner. It’s no Flight of the Conchords though. Chief was a highlight….and the office frenemy. Tim’s a feminist. Who knew?   The Quiz The Boys get there in the end. You get two different versions of the intro music. What a bonis! Here’s the prize   Oscar Johansonn from Sweden The boys get a call from an Entertainment Lawyer in Oslo regarding legal proceedings against the podcast. He also has an idea for Modern Conspiracy Man. He also represents Black Ingvars   Modern Conspiracy Man The Black Vault Document   Top Five - Disaster Movies Sizzletown Wellington Paranormal Trailer & Link to Show Mission Impossible - Find your own trailer. It’s been played in the movies for the past 3 and a half years.

Just a little heads up about what's blowing your way next Wednesday.

Corrections - Tim’s Fever Dream   News - Is it Drive Through Or Ride THrough? Dave’s Brother Gets Hit By A Bus. Any Damage? Cooking Pancakes In the Exams Dave Grows Wheels, Becomes Woman, And Terrorises Seaford. Seven News Reporting   First Eps - Altered Carbon. Tim Says Yeigh, Dave Says Neigh   Quiz - Prize Here’s the Questions Doc With Youtube Links   Modern Conspiracy Man - Stephen Leaves a Disturbing VoiceMessage Suggesting That Willy Wonka Is A Serial Killer Are They Representations Of the Seven Deadly Sins, And Where Else Are They Shown? What Is Futanari? Should Steven and Stephen do A Podcast Together?   Movies - Tim’s Rolling In the HD Dollars. Get Out Important Movie #1 Trailer The Incredibles 2 Important Movie #2 Trailer Brigsby Bear Not An Important Film But Not Bad All The Same. Trailer Ocean’s 8 Really Probably The Opposite of Important Trailer Dave Recommends Collateral Beauty (14% On Rotten Tomatoes) Trailer   Sizzletown - Watchmen TV Series. Looks the Goods! Sonic The HedgeHog Pikachu the Detective Dumbo Live Action Movie Lion King Live Action Remake

A little heads up on what to expect for Ep 4. Checkout Altered Carbon for First Eps and a few other little teasers.

The Crap On Episode 003 ShowNotes Corrections - Steven Has An Issue With Tim Podcasting Under The Influence News - Dave Gets Saucy With A Naughty Cake Topper R18+ https://pickle.nine.com.au/2018/05/18/09/42/birthday-cake-topper-rude-message Mario https://pickle.nine.com.au/2018/05/16/16/17/mario-bald-without-his-moustache Marvel Stadium https://www.theage.com.au/melbourne-news/marvel-lous-disney-wins-naming-rights-to-melbourne-s-etihad-stadium-20180524-p4zh5i.html Dave Gets Exposed for Drug Dealing, Murder and Satanic Rituals First Eps - Happy! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy!_(TV_series) Graphic Novel https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/16173662-happy    Quiz - Go to google Docs for this https://docs.google.com/document/d/1B7qelMxy4PC0y3IWFmyE4mXEKpAyfQNqZ9jtznIPeow/edit  Prize       Robe Lowe Sings…..https://youtu.be/9mronRVvdmw FYI Alan Silvestri was the Composer For Back To The Future and Who Framed Roger Rabbit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Silvestri Modern Conspiracy Man - Porn To Save The Earth Click At Own Risk - Nude People Ahoy https://grist.org/article/harris-naked/ https://www.fuckforforest.com/ NSFW http://rebelpundit.com/the-chicago-readers-people-issue-recognizes-porn-star-graffiti-vandal-environmentalist-organizer/ Hugh Hefner on the Simpsons http://www.laweekly.com/arts/hugh-hefners-best-sitcom-appearances-8699827 Edward Norton played Larry Flynt's attorney in People Vs Larry Flynt, and Edward Norton is a huge advocate of solar energy https://grist.org/article/little-norton/ Sizzletown - NIN Line Up For Tickets Only. Dave Hates Hipsters. https://www.theindustryobserver.com.au/nine-inch-nails-physical-tickets/ Ugly Kid Joe Tour https://www.chuggentertainment.com/tours/ugly-kid-joe-2017/ Turns Out Dave Was 6 Months Too Late!!!! Cargo https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3860916/ Not Released In Australia On Netflix Until October!!! Why!!! http://www.cinemanova.com.au/films/cargo Tremors TV Show Has Been Cancelled I Just realised that I Can Hyperlink In The Text. Much Cleaner From Now On. Done!!!!! Touch me

Just a quick shoutout to let you know we are covering 'Happy' for first eps this week. Check it out on Netflix.

Corrections - We won’t be going back to EVERYTHING SUCKS!/Wonder Women Time Travel 1.2/Tim’s New Podcasting Chair is Introduced   News - Brain Fluid Out The Nose http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/womans-runny-nose-diagnosed-as-brain-fluid-leak/news-story/598071fcd2ad487090eda5975f9b1550 Megan MArkle’s Bathers Are Attracting Asteroids and The Designer Has Some Sort Of Fetish http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/royal-weddings/prince-harry-and-meghan-markle-swimsuits-might-be-strangest-royal-wedding-merchandise-yet/news-story/5ddb36a67f4005441ca2f021e24847d9 Dave Reveals Tim’s Shady Past As Reported on 60 Minutes   First Eps - Cobra Kai https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCe9DTWmhhxeKyYHL4mldGcA https://trello-attachments.s3.amazonaws.com/5ae9a000f1af385a330c72e8/5aeeef15410b9af04de2e55a/0eb92e92f5c8e4838033bb108a4e550d/cobra_kai.PNG Danny Is The Bully Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Gz_iTuRMM FYI the Black Guy On Iron Eagle is Lou Gossett Jnr. https://media.giphy.com/media/8K32zXBZpcouc/giphy.gif     Quiz - https://trello-attachments.s3.amazonaws.com/5ae9a000f1af385a330c72e8/5aeeef39790b75ecd98e5dec/66265226929e2b79bd878bc7a4d60817/Cobra_Kai_Quiz.docx Prize - https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/THE-KARATE-KID-III-soundtrack-used-cassette-ships-from-AUS-Y4/262331843632?hash=item3d14324430:g:sNAAAOSwwpdW5BHx Sizzletown - Mary And The Witch’s Flower https://youtu.be/888z3ku4t3I Bill & Ted’s 3 http://ew.com/movies/2018/05/08/bill-and-ted-3-announced/   TV - Dave and His Wife’s THeory On Scandi-Noir Making Them (seem) 300% Smarter   Movies - This Segment Snuck In. The Cloverfield Paradox. Who Knew John Candy Was In 10 Cloverfield Lane? Is The Quiet Place Part of The Cloverfield Cinematic Universe (CCU)?   My Phone - Netflix and Their Evil Portrait Style Previews On the iPhone Netflix App   Done!!!

In this first episode the boys are finding their feet as podcasters. Probs not the best ep to start with unless you're a masochist, then go ahead. Otherwise start with ep 2.   News - Drunk Mum scandal/Possum twirling https://www.9news.com.au/national/2018/05/06/05/11/60-minutes-susan-lung-drink-driving-alcoholic-mothers-parenthood   The introduction of Sizzletown, but not the usual version of the segment, we just talk about Tony Martin's new podcast 'Sizzletown'. https://sizzletown.podbean.com/   Actual Sizzletown segment - Deadpool 2/Marvel talk/Solo   Movies - Nos Ami: The Eagles of Death Metal https://youtu.be/zplt0aHREVE /Derryn Brown: The Push http://derrenbrown.co.uk/ /Avengers: Infinity War/Marvel Fatigue/wonder woman time travel v1/marvel movie rundown   First Eps - Everything Sucks https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_Sucks!   Quiz - Prize https://www.rarerecords.com.au/store/miscellaneous/festival-hall-melbourne-16th-october-1993-ticket-stub/ Double Quiz!!! Dave only had one question though. Done! http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/but-why-meme-gif-6.gif