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The Couch Guardians

35 Episodes

100 minutes | Oct 31, 2020
Top 20 Halloween Movies
This is Halloween!! And Bobby & Josette have taken on the incredibly difficult task of ranking the top 20 Halloween movies! Sit back, relax and don't get too scared as they discuss these spooky movies and even have some face offs between your favorite Halloween characters. Rankings: #20-16 (06:07), #15-11 (23:14), #10-6 (49:01), #5-1 (01:11:01).
92 minutes | Oct 13, 2020
13 on the 13th
It’s the 13th of October and Bobby and Josette are bringing you 13 movies to get you in the mood for ~Spooky Season~ that are all available to stream! From classic favorites to new psychological horrors, there’s sure to be something for everyone to help get excited about Halloween!
94 minutes | Oct 8, 2020
Big Black Noir
Bobby and Josette are introducing a new recurring segment called “Shit We Watched” which will feature brief spoiler-free discussions about tv shows and movies they’ve watched throughout the week. This week they’ll chat about ‘American Murder: The Family Next Door’ (03:17), ‘The Devil All the Time’ (09:15), ‘Enola Holmes’ (12:53) and ‘The Social Dilemma’ (18:59). Then they dive into two of the best episodes of season 2 of ‘The Boys,’ episode 6 (34:52) and that explosive (see what we did there?) penultimate episode 7 (01:00:39).
85 minutes | Oct 3, 2020
When is a Door Not a Door?
Bobby and Josette hop in their lander and head to the tropical zone as they dive into the last three episodes of ‘Raised by Wolves’ season 1! They chat about theories, what we might see in season 2 and of course, that insanely bonkers but brilliantly fantastic finale.
112 minutes | Sep 27, 2020
Supes, Androids & Floating Sex, Oh My!
Bobby and Josette are catching up with two of their favorite series on television right now! First, they chat about episodes 4 & 5 of ‘The Boys’ and where they hope this season will go (02:02). Then, they dive into episodes 4-7 of ‘Raised by Wolves’ and discuss some theories they have about what might be happening on Kepler-22b (44:29).
127 minutes | Sep 22, 2020
2020 Emmy Awards Recap & 'Tenet'
The 2020 Emmy Awards were ones for the books! From record breaking wins to an entirely virtual show, Bobby and Josette are chatting about it all and their reactions to the night’s biggest surprises (04:20). Then, after two viewings of Christopher Nolan’s latest mind-binding film ‘Tenet,’ they attempt to dissect this brain-scrambling movie and chat about some of the questions they’re left with (56:04).
106 minutes | Sep 10, 2020
Daddy's Home
Television in 2020 is starting to look up with the premiere of exciting new shows and the return of some already established favorites! This week Bobby and Josette want as many people as possible to be able to listen and get pumped for these shows so they’re switching things up a bit. The first part of the episode will be completely spoiler free coverage of Amazon’s ‘The Boys’ (03:57) and the new series by HBO Max, ‘Raised by Wolves’ (19:28). Then, they will dive into a spoiler filled discussion on what Butcher and the gang are up to in the first three episodes of ‘The Boys’ season 2 (31:57) and what is happening on Kepler-22b in episodes 1-3 of ‘Raised by Wolves’ (01:09:49).
67 minutes | Sep 1, 2020
Mischief Managed | Harry Potter Films Ranked | Part 2
The journey to find all the Horcruxes is coming to an end as Bobby and Josette finish ranking all 8 Harry Potter films. So make sure your pet isn’t a secret Animagus and then settle down with your favorite Honeydukes treats and enjoy the second episode dedicated to the saga of "The Boy Who Lived.”
73 minutes | Aug 25, 2020
Yer a Wizard Harry | Harry Potter Films Ranked | Part 1
We solemnly swear we are up to no good. Bobby has finally finished all the Harry Potter films and Josette couldn’t be more excited! To celebrate, Bobby and Josette are ranking all 8 movies from, what they consider, worst to best or more accurately, from great to phenomenal. So grab yourself a butterbeer and get cozy in the Three Broomsticks as you enjoy part 1 of 2 episodes dedicated to the saga of "The Boy Who Lived.”
135 minutes | Aug 11, 2020
Streaming Overload
Bobby & Josette are talking all things streaming this week as they run down and compare some of the biggest streaming platforms available today! (04:34) They also rank what they consider the top 6 platforms and give three movie recommendations for each. Streaming platforms ranked: 6. Peacock (32:53); 5. Hulu (51:58); 4. Disney+ (01:05:55); 3. Amazon Prime Video (01:23:39); 2. Netflix (01:41:02); 1. HBO Max (01:58:10).
69 minutes | Aug 6, 2020
Did We All Get Sexier?
This week, Bobby & Josette start off with some spoiler-free discussion about the nominations for the 72nd Emmy awards (02:05). Then, they dive into the highly anticipated second season of the quirky Netflix original, ‘The Umbrella Academy’ (19:42). And to answer your question Klaus, yes, you all did get sexier.
81 minutes | Jul 27, 2020
Dark | Season 3 | A Glitch in the Matrix
Bobby & Josette dig deep into the third and final season of Netflix’s original series ‘Dark’. This is the third installment of The Couch Guardians' ‘Dark’ trilogy!
110 minutes | Jul 15, 2020
Dark | Season 2 | God is Time
Join Bobby & Josette as they dive deep into season 2 of Netflix’s original series ‘Dark’. This is the second installment of The Couch Guardians' ‘Dark’ trilogy!
90 minutes | Jul 7, 2020
Dark | Season 1 | The Beginning is the End
This week Bobby & Josette are diving deep into season 1 of Netflix’s original series ‘Dark’. This is the first installment of The Couch Guardians' ‘Dark’ trilogy!
97 minutes | Jun 23, 2020
Dig Old Bicks
Bobby & Josette get animated on this one broh. First, they chat about life in quarantine for over 100 days. Then they strap on their Retrace-Your-Step-Alizers to relive some of their favorite moments from the new Hulu series ‘Solar Opposites’ (10:50). Finally, they dive into the vat of ‘Rick and Morty’ and discuss the last four episodes of season 4 (46:39). Listen to this broh or we’ll have to shrink you & put you in the wall.
114 minutes | Jun 15, 2020
Chill with the Hate, Educate
Bobby & Josette want to keep the conversation surrounding racial inequality going with this week’s episode of The Couch Guardians (00:22). They have a spoiler free chat about Spike Lee’s new film ‘Da 5 Bloods’ (16:24) and then they dive into what’s arguably considered Lee’s masterpiece, ‘Do the Right Thing’ (32:54). Next, they get into the phenomenal documentary, ‘I Am Not Your Negro’ which is based on James Baldwin’s unfinished manuscript, detailing his experience through the Civil Rights Movement (45:42). Finally, they discuss ‘Just Mercy,’ the astonishing true story it's based on (01:06:08) and Ava DuVernay’s staggering documentary, ‘13th’ (01:27:10). Ways that you can help fight racial inequality – Donate to Black Lives Matter – Sign petitions and/or donate to Color of Change – Visit Change.org and sign petitions – Support the National Police Accountability Project (NPAP) – Support Campaign Zero – Donate to the Bail Project – Visit The National Bail Fund Network and donate – Donate to the NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund (LDF) – Continue to educate yourself
85 minutes | May 28, 2020
Wrapped in Cat Sh!t
This week, Bobby is flexing his economic muscles as he and Josette dive into the 2015 Adam McKay film ‘The Big Short.’ But first, they lay out the upcoming movies and shows they’re looking forward to in June (01:43). Then, they discuss the new TNT show ‘Snowpiercer’ and how it may never be able to get out from under the looming shadow of the movie it’s based on (32:29). And last but not least, they have a blast chatting about the absolutely remarkable movie ‘The Big Short’ and how its relevancy in today’s world makes it a must-see film for years to come (40:35).
99 minutes | May 21, 2020
Season 8 is Dark and Full of Terrors | 'Game of Thrones' Final Season Rewatch
After a year of agonizing over the atrocious conclusion to the otherwise epic series, ‘Game of Thrones,’ Bobby & Josette decide it’s time to give season 8 another watch to decide if it’s as bad as they remember. First, they discuss the future of this franchise and what parts of Westeros history we might get to see on our tv screens (01:10). Then, they dive into the high and low points of each episode in the final season (18:45). Finally, they chat about their favorite theories that sadly never came to fruition (01:23:45).
108 minutes | May 18, 2020
Yes, Lord Sidious | 'Star Wars: The Clone Wars' Special
Get ready to travel to a galaxy far, far, away! On this bonus episode, Bobby & Josette are diving deep into ‘Star Wars: The Clone Wars.’ First, they give a little background on the series (02:40) and then they discuss the final story arc and how this phenomenal show was wrapped up (15:00). Finally, they reminisce about their favorite story arcs throughout the entire series (42:54).
95 minutes | May 13, 2020
This is Our Beginning
All right, all right, all right, Josette and Bobby are gettin’ groovy and talkin' all things drugs this week! First, they review the new Netflix documentary ‘Have a Good Trip: Adventures in Psychedelics’ (01:44). Then they have a blast ranking their top five stoner movies (12:16) and finally, they dive into season 3 of ‘Ozark’ and discuss what has been set up for future seasons (48:17).
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