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The Clopen Effect

108 Episodes

33 minutes | Mar 24, 2023
Crowd Pleasers and Body Squeezers
How do you walk through a crowd? Do you try to avoid touching people or do you make yourself known by touching and squeezing arms? We had a super fun weekend at Shamrocks the Fox for St. Patrick's Day, feeling accomplished for the day, Meredith fell on her run, people watching, Cass touches everyone, we lost Cass for 25 minutes, bartenders are awesome, don't leave your credit card at the bar, the guy with the microphone, people watching and when it's too much, people talk to themselves all the time, the guy at the salad bar This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
38 minutes | Mar 17, 2023
Corn, Beef and Cabbage
The quick recipe episode and Bestie is here! We borrowed some 3-ingredient recipe ideas from our listeners and https://www.sixsistersstuff.com/, Instant Pot meals, quick to-go snacks and meals, Bestie loves tacos, Cass loves pizza rolls, don't clean your Ninja Foodie with soap and water, spaghetti hotdogs, and 3-ingredient cocktails. Visit Lake City Social in Lake Geneva for the best Old Fashioned. Also, Meredith has a fun travel story. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
48 minutes | Mar 10, 2023
Big Rats, Small Cities
We are back from a quick break! We talk about spell check and how it's ruining us, 'price' check, reply all, do not put emotion to text or emails, 4DX movies, The 10 most lucrative tourist attractions in the world from smallcurrencyexchange.com, Top Tourist Attractions in the US from touropia.com, we are planning a trip to Dubai, the large rat on the road, Cass teaches us about Skinwalkers, we do not like caverns, Meredith talks Prison Break & actor William Fichtner, using stage hands This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
35 minutes | Feb 24, 2023
Come Get Your Lemonade
The history of lemonade stands from ehow.com, cash business, 'stand' means ready-to-act, blocked out childhood, selling candy and Girl Scouts Cookies, how to run a lemonade stand from wikihow.com, mentalfloss.com shares a dark story of a lemonade stand in Western Springs, IL, the history of food trucks and the most popular food to find at food trucks This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
38 minutes | Feb 17, 2023
Blue Moods and Odd Foods
We recorded this in January when we didn't have sun for weeks. It made us cranky. Also, kid-free Tok, Cass is good with kids, the grandparent clause, don't use your children as excuses, parenting 101 from a retail podcast, Judge Judys, unique foods to try, ethnic aisles are expanding, overnight chia pudding, our favorite jelly for P&Js, he licked the ketchup cap, the most unique food in history from history.com, the black chicken, red honey. We are on IMDB. You may not want to eat during this episode! This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
38 minutes | Feb 10, 2023
Our 100th Episode
Happy 100th episode to us! What an amazing adventure so far! We talk about current news, birthdays, Save and Redeem coupons, wooden and copper coins, boxtops for America's schools, 100th day of school, spirit week at school, history of loyalty programs, Camel Bucks, Marlboro and Newport swag, reasons why we need these loyalty programs, Subway's punch cards, free pizzas, stamp books, the Monopoly game at Jewel, Betty Crocker coupon catalog, airline miles, Spangler candy, Tootsie Roll Pops, DumDum save wraps, Great America and Coca Cola cans, buy some merchandise at https://www.zazzle.com/mbr/238688396985426611 This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
64 minutes | Feb 3, 2023
Can't You Just Slap a Label On It?
The lovely Lauren is here from pharmacy! What a fun interview! She has worked in pharmacy for 8 years, is super insightful and shares what goes on behind the pharmacy counter. We talk about the pharmacy tech tests, pain pills, sleeping customers, those that write their own scripts, processes on how to handle fake scripts, theft, keeping most of the cold medications behind the counter, when pills change, looking for the yellow ones, central fill center, giving vaccines This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
40 minutes | Jan 27, 2023
Won't You Be My Realtor? Part 2
Jen's stories show how much she loves her job! So excited to share part 2 with you. Keeping the furniture with the house, animals buried in the backyard, realtor.com and quizony.com tell us if Cass would make a great realtor, strange requests from buyers, south facing front doors, real estate agent safety, avoiding murder, and modern farm house This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
43 minutes | Jan 20, 2023
Won't You Be My Realtor? Part 1
Realtor Jen Long is here and we talk about why she decided to join the real estate world, if the state and national tests are tough, how she loves victorian homes, and how she hit the ground running! We also borrow information from quizony.com and realtor.com, what can happen right before a closing, what not to do during the process of home buying, Jen uses her hands to talk, the heartaches of trying to buy a house, Jen shares what you need to do to buy a home, squatters, and what she found in a home! This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
40 minutes | Jan 13, 2023
Bri's Getting Married!
3rd times a charm! Bri unwraps her bridal survival kit and we talk about what NOT to do at a wedding from bestlifeonline.com Support us here: https://account.venmo.com/u/theclopeneffect This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
31 minutes | Jan 6, 2023
Live from the Clopen Studio! It's 2023!
Our first live recording on Instagram! And we were on mute for the first 9 minutes! LOL New year's superstitions from addapinch.com, Congrats to Brianna and Rob, Cass titles all of our episodes, cheers in our Christmas cups, stores we would want inside the grocery stores, why do we lose our thoughts!?, Poppy Cakes cookies are the best and Meredith does not share, we love all types of cake, restaurants we would love to see in the grocery stores, who uses checks anymore?, no one knows how to process checks and WIC at the register, check writers, Top 100 selling grocery items for 2023 from businesses.com (so many carbs and sugar!) This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
48 minutes | Dec 30, 2022
Stop Blaming Your Farts on the Dog - Funny New Year's Resolutions
Cass found herself in a tough neighborhood this week, letting people go, it's never Bob, we will be super successful in 2 years, New Year's resolutions, examples of funny resolutions from countryliving.com, we share our New Year's resolutions (hint: we don't have them), we love pasta Google tells us that: Though medieval Christians attempted to replace January 1 with more religiously significant dates, Pope Gregory XIII created a revised calendar that officially established January 1 as New Year's Day in 1582. Google tells us that New Years took effect on January 1, 45 BC, by edict. The calendar became the predominant calendar in the Roman Empire and subsequently, most of the Western world for more than 1,600 years. The Roman calendar began the year on 1 January, and this remained the start of the year after the Julian reform. Google tells us: Why 12 months instead of 13? Why are there 12 months in the year? Julius Caesar's astronomers explained the need for 12 months in a year and the addition of a leap year to synchronize with the seasons. At the time, there were only ten months in the calendar, while there are just over 12 lunar cycles in a year Fidget ring mentioned: https://www.etsy.com/Shop/Mywildflowerjewelry This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
53 minutes | Dec 23, 2022
Just the Tip
We’re talking about cash and digital tipping, tipping etiquette, who to tip, how much to tip, and those that fight over it. Also, what to do when you can't accept tips, cashiers without a filter and paying it forward at Olive Garden. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
53 minutes | Dec 16, 2022
Back to our Retail Roots
The customer is always right unless they are wrong, stories of bakery, grocery, and baking aisles, Cass and the Yes manager, Meredith has an itch, customers don't listen, Cass listens to a customer complain about her on the phone, how we handle customer complaints and customers that insult us. Some info borrowed from cheezburger.com and deputy.com. Cass talks about their new puppy, Nicky! This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
54 minutes | Dec 2, 2022
Carrot Cake to Keto to CrossFit
We know nothing about diets but we're going to talk about them anyway! The most popular food fad the year you were born from mashed.com and the most popular diets from the past years from businessinsider.com. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
54 minutes | Nov 25, 2022
Have a Very Trendy Holiday
Celebrating Episode 90 on Black Friday! Julia is here! We share our best and worst gifts ever received. We also talk Amazon's best sellers for 2022, the Top 12 Trends You’ll See Everywhere in 2022 from purewow.com, Wednesday 11/23 was Espresso Day, Small Business Saturday, Bonfire, Zazzle, and all the links below Espresso Day: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/theclopeneffect Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/user/membership?u=76287488 Bonfire link: https://www.bonfire.com/store/theclopeneffect/ Zazzle link: https://www.zazzle.com/store/the_clopen_effect This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
58 minutes | Nov 18, 2022
If you got time to lean, you got time to clean...
...if you got time to rhyme, you got time to shut the f*** up! Chores and how we hate them. Also, the top 10 most boring chores from madrock1025.com, lots of Thanksgiving talk and all the food. Happy Thanksgiving to all! We appreciate you and thank you for all the support. Much love. This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
60 minutes | Nov 11, 2022
Cass is Back! An unedited episode
We are back and have so much to share! We talk about Cass' 4th time having Covid, dog bites, Thanksgiving recipes, team work and jobs that can be done alone, Happy Birthday Bestie!, Meredith's fish stories and Cass shares a couple recipes This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
68 minutes | Oct 28, 2022
Do You REALLY Need That!?
Meredith loves the check lane candy and Cass loves a sale on clothes. We both love great deals, Meredith has weird dreams, and Cass never wears her funeral shoes. Also, 15ish most common impulse buys from mageworx.com This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
65 minutes | Oct 21, 2022
Drew's Packing
Meredith's birthday celebration, the escape room, the fart, Drew is here and he brought treats!, Halloween in Mexico, England and Ireland, Drew's new amazing job, the original Karen?, Drew has some bad jokes for us, the human brain remembers everything, Meredith still doesn't know movies, the process of feeding the world, food waste, our favorite Halloween traditions This podcast uses the following third-party services for analysis: Podcorn - https://podcorn.com/privacy
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