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10 minutes | Oct 4, 2019
Cereal Killers : Cereal+ Beer = Love (depending on the fiber content)
BEER WARMED IN MICROWAVE.BEER EATEN OVER CEREAL.WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED FROM BEER?Dear Grape Ass Jolly Rancher, I know we had a good thing when Zima was around, but we gotta be honest with ourselves, she might not be coming back. As hard as it is, I'm finally trying to move on. Grape Ass, it seems I've stirred up a thing with Martin House Brewing's Day Break Breakfast Beer, and Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Daybreak, (yeah, that's what I call her now) says she thinks you'll understand. I know... Who would have thought such a thing could work out, yet here we are. Love is strange and misguided, but THIS love, is fresh, and tastes good, like breakfast. I miss you, but I need to be happy. Take care of yourself Grape Ass. Love,The Chug
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