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North shore Oahu.

In this episode I sit down to talk with my future crew chief about an archeology project we're going to be doing in Hawaii. It's pretty funny. We are both extremely fortunate to have this gig lined up. I for one am dying to start. I'll hopefully meets lots of fun characters on this adventure. Thanks for listening.

I took a break but I am back with a re-release of one of my first and funniest episodes. I've been trying to hack it on the radio but I am leaving town so I am back to the drawing board and I realized I have neglected my podcast. So this is one of my best episodes with Tyson and Jake

My homey Kyle and I get to use a radio station's equipment to record a demo idea for a show we want to make. We initially fuck up so we go do an episode of my podcast because there are no regulations on this shit.

After not posting a show for a while Chris is back with a solo episode. He sat alone and rambled about the podcast's hopeful progress and a spooky Halloween party experience.

Here's a follow up talk concerning a past episode about using Tinder (a hook up/dating app). I have my friend Florencia on to talk about some of her experiences with guys on Tinder. She also talks about being a single girl looking to meet a good guy. I learned that most dudes on Tinder are weirdos (some are even male strippers named Prairie). This is likely to be part 1 of a multi-part exploration of Tinder. I find the subject interesting. I myself have used it and may have more than just a hook up going on with it....with a sweet Jewish girl! Either way, it's fun sharing my stories with you all. Thanks for listening. The song that was used for this episode is called 'Reprieve" by the band Grails.

I talked my pal Miles, who is a podcast regular, into finally giving stand up comedy a try. He did great for his first time. We both did an open mic at Hodi's Half Note in Fort Collins, CO. I have done this show before and knew it would be a good one for Miles to start out doing. Unfortunately I didn't record either of our sets. I promise to record myself doing stand up soon. He is gonna be really good at stand up and it's cool to document before and after his first comedy show.

Miles had a liver pounding Friday night and needed a ride to work the next day. I needed a podcast, so it all worked out. Miles is one of few people I let smoke cigs in my Jeep. Especially when I need something to put out for the listeners. This was a good episode. The song at the end is "Like a Fool" by the great band Superchunk.

I got an insight into what it's like growing up in Vernal, Utah. Vernal's an oil-boom town where I've been doing biology work. The hotel our company keeps us at has a core staffer who's a great guy who grew up in Vernal. We did a short interview. It was mostly about girls and relationships. Comedic journalism is what this podcast is based on and I got the inside scoop. VERY EXPLICIT CONTENT this time! For a bunch of conservatives and mormons, people in Utah have quite the dirty life

The final portion of a night hanging out with the funny work crew at Avogadro's Number in Fort Collins, CO. Best bar in Northern Colorado. Those included were: Miles, Craven Fingers, Olin, Sam the bearded man, Patrick, drunk girl 1, drunk girl 2, and myself. Music: Unknown Mortal Orchestra's song FFunny FFriends

Miles, Craven, Olin, and Chris make fun of drunk girls. Then we talk about world events, fix a table, and talk porn.

This is the re-edited version of part 1 of patio chats with Miles, Craven, and others at Avogadro's Number in Fort Collins, CO. They make great food, have good bands playing all the time, and I'm happy I get to be a part of it. Miles called me out on my first edit of this podcast for making a dumb edit and he was 100% right. I played a lame song. Listen to funny guys be funny. Drunk girls were there too.

Florencia (from the Tinder episode) and I talk about the World Cup, Mike Tyson giving abortions, and I passed some gas on mic.

Here's a little extra taste of the podcast recording of our rib and 'tater feast. Frank Gee, Marty, Frank Larucci, myself, the neighbor girl, and her chihuahua recorded a fun podcast. With special appearance by "Side-Portrait" Molly. The Franks are currently on their way to Sturgis on Frank Gee's Harleys.....God Bless Em. The picture I used is Angela the dog and me.

!Redneck! Past guests ate some ribs and mashed potatoes. We talk about what it means to be gay.

For the 50th episode Chris Bones hitchhiked his way out to Sturgis, South Dakota. He came back home with a new respect for journalistic integrity, chlamydia, and this great episode. Enjoy! 50 is a HUGE deal guys! BORN TO BE WILD!

This episode is composed of old recordings about critter conversations and some of my music adventures. Not sure what I'll do for episode #50 but this #49 is a very special one. Thanks so much for listening. I just dig podcasting. Hope you do too.

My pal Brady (previous guest) and I were dosed with the 1960's drug LSD at a beer drinking place in Denver. We had no idea what mayhem would take place but fortunately it was just kind of fun and giggly. So the police report was dropped. My sweet dog Molly was there to keep us grounded. We will never have the chance to do psychelidiot drugs like this again so we recorded it and made a podcast for you!

My Argentinian friend, roommate, and fellow archaeology co-worker and I discuss being single. We both tried out the dating App known as Tinder and came to the conclusion that it isn't a good way to find love. I have always been very against internet dating, and feel even stronger I was right, Florencia is still hopeful. This is just another Chris Bones talk about dumb stuff. Hope you all enjoy.

I interviewed a co-worker i recently met about some adventures he's had with some girls. It gets pretty vulgar so don't listen if you are afraid of DIRTBAG talk. Here's what he wanted to plug: https://soundcloud.com/frank-tuhnacca