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iphones in the desert, spiders in the desert, pedos in the desert? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

dennis joins to talk about hipsters, yuppies, and the fate of humanity. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

back in the day we married for bloodlines, power, land...today we marry for healthcare. do schools still pledge allegiance? can there be progression through assassination? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

are you an ally or an oppressor? whats the difference? i share my strong opinions on a wide variety of topics, we all agree that AI art is still art, and we neck kiss our grown sons at the pool. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

all i remember about this episode is that mike interrupts me https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

electric cars, chasing your dreams, and luxury vacations https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

the western slops stays red, and my aunt is a bitch. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

we complain about gatekeeping, while gatekeeping. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

we complain about gatekeeping, while gatekeeping. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

i get what you're saying, but i don't see it that way, and that bothers you. when someone asks for understanding, are they actually wanting you to agree? must they be mutually exclusive? a george divided cannot stand! https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

we answer a patreon question about what life lessons we had to learn the hard way, and we try to figure out where our tax money goes. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork george is gettin upset!

three men discuss female sex work. does the level of success factor into your thoughts about it? how many chances do you give a friend who always cancels plans? what is the root of the problem? do they even like you? www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

all your previous relationships were toxic, parenting advice, and no more pink drink. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

come listen to us fiddle with our violins, misunderstand war, and wish for AI to become self aware. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

y'all gotta chill. where is the line that cultural pride becomes cultural supremacy? is it racist to be proud? its becoming an old topic, but wtf is going on with this country? can it be fixed, or are we on a steady decline into total systemic failure? i say were already there. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

is abortion right for you? how do you kill your fish? what is dining in at fast food doing to your mental health? www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

we come to an agreement on acceptable timeframes to return texts, i continue to blame david for a decision i made ten years ago, and we discuss expectations of our friends. www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

if a rule is dumb can you break it? if you're in charge of others good times, does it make your time harder to enjoy? do you feel responsible for their enjoyment level of the good time? https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

if a girl is nice to you, does it mean she likes you? the normal crew couldn't make it this episode, so here's a crossover episode with the guys from the this controllers broken podcast. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork

we argue about who is the worst texter, who can afford to pay rent or own a house, and why rich people are assholes. https://www.patreon.com/thetroubledhelixpodcastnetwork