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The Can Opener

9 Episodes

68 minutes | Oct 13, 2020
Ep. 55 - What isn't Going On?
We're back baby! On this instalment of The Can Opener Evan Stolpmann and Jacob talk 9/11, Louis C.K., Conspiracies, Donald Trump having COVID and much more. Hope everyone is doing safe and mentally stable during the pandy! Love you all and thanks for listening!
7 minutes | Mar 29, 2020
Ice Rink turned Morgue in Spain: COVID-19 Update - March 29th, 2020
Europe is continuing on a harsh trajectory and pain will be felt, Spain which now is being hit as hard as Italy with an incredibly unfortunate 850 deaths in one day on March 28th. Brutal videos from doctors explaining many patients over the age of 65 have been triaged, which means they have been taken off of ventilator support, sedated and left to die in order for younger patients who require ventilatiors to get them.  Reports have also stated that entire ice rinks are being used to store the bodies of those deceased, in what I could imagine as pure horror.
15 minutes | Mar 27, 2020
USA 85,000+ Cases: COVID-19 Update: March 27, 2020
1/3 of humanity is now in lockdown. With over half of a million of us who have been infected with COVID-19. 24,000 have died and 120,000 have recovered. The numerical value gets less and less relevant as each day passes, all we have to know is we are in a great struggle for the ultimate gift and that is life.
10 minutes | Mar 25, 2020
Brazil Gangs order Curfew - COVID-19 Update: March 25, 2020
The world has been mobilized we now have billions of people around the globe in isolation, as we have become physically distant however we have never been so connected. We are now brothers and sisters in arms on one mission flatten the curve. The world now has a confirmed 422,000 cases in over 197 countries. As health care workers and epidemiologists say it could easily be 10x that number. It’s as though we are moving through a very slow hurricane and there is not much in its path. As the exponential curve trends higher we have added roughly 45,000 official cases and 2300 deaths in a single day, with only more and more to come.
11 minutes | Mar 23, 2020
Harvey Weinstien Tested Positive for COVID-19, Columbian Prison Riots – COVID-19 UPDATE: Mar 23, 2020
The numbers of infected have begun their truly exponential rise. We now have 342,000 cases globally with almost 15,000 who have succumbed to the disease, with almost 100,000 who have officially recovered. As Europe has become the epicenter of this virus Italy has been the on the forefront of the battle with a clear warning for the rest of the world just how much damage this disease can cause. Italy has called in the military to enforce total lockdown as civilians now have to have ID cards in order to get groceries and essential supplies in a Martial law-esque mobilization.
8 minutes | Mar 21, 2020
COVID-19 Update: March 21, 2020
This is a Corona Virus update. This series of episodes will involve everything involved with COVID-19. In these Updates I will focus and organize information into three categories: The infection itself and the science behind understanding the novel coronavirus. How governments and organizations are reacting to the virus and The Global Markets
10 minutes | Mar 20, 2020
COVID-19 Update: March 20, 2020
This is a Corona Virus update. This series of episodes will involve everything involved in the CoronaVirus Update. In these Updates I will focus and organize information into three categories: The infection itself and the science behind understanding the novel coronavirus. How governments and organizations are reacting to the virus and The Global Markets
12 minutes | Mar 18, 2020
COVID-19 Update: March 18, 2020
This is a Corona Virus update. This series of episodes will involve everything involved in the CoronaVirus Update. In these Updates I will focus and organize information into three categories: The infection itself and the science behind understanding the novel coronavirus. How governments and organizations are reacting to the virus and The Global Markets March 18th, 2020: Day 2 of Quarantine
14 minutes | Mar 17, 2020
COVID-19 Update: March 16, 2020
This is a Corona Virus update. This series of episodes will involve everything involved in the CoronaVirus Update. In these Updates I will focus and organize information into three categories: The infection itself and the science behind understanding the novel coronavirus. How governments and organizations are reacting to the virus and The Global Markets March 16th, 2020 – Day 1 of Quarantine
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