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The Burger King Ranch
32 minutes | Apr 29, 2022
Episode 71: Those Kinds of Roads
Life can't keep us away from the ranch. Ross and Kyle post up, beers in hand, and discuss some off-the-wall things this week. Football is once again a topic, there's such a thing as South East Texas, Cajun food is NOT classy and the two recount their experiences on the lamest drives through our great state. Grab a cold one and join us under the old mesquite, the shade feels nice. Even in a beefy-tee.
32 minutes | Apr 6, 2022
Episode 70: Vanilla Juice
Spring is here and the armadillos are already kicking our ass. Ross and Kyle are back on the ranch after hitting the road and living life. From Smoky Mountain bears to burglar kits and Vanilla Juice (WTF?), find out what it all means in episode 70.
34 minutes | Feb 25, 2022
Episode 69: Back on the Ranch
Ross and Kyle are back on the ranch! After some time off, the boys discuss Texas’ second endless winter in a row, pointless show reboots and the legacy of 1986’s Three Amigos! Grab a cold one and gather ‘round the fire, we got some catching up to do with y’all.
35 minutes | Nov 12, 2021
Episode 68: 'Tis the Season for Smoked Bird
Despite the seasonal decor being up at the ranch, the only thing in full swing is baseball. Ross and Kyle aren’t quite yet to welcome winter’s cheer but they’re ready to cook some birds. The two go over their kids’ most recent baseball tournament, Kyle’s sinful experiences, and why megaphones aren’t necessary. Unplug that tree and put the Diva of Christmas back in the freezer, it’s still Thanksgiving on the ranch.
35 minutes | Oct 28, 2021
Episode 67: You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Fridge
Blood was spilled on the ranch this week! The struggles of a Texan are laid out as Ross shares his most recent hunting experience… all 975 pounds of it. We learn sexy-time is hard when your kid is a budding burglar, Kyle opens up about showering separately and Brian shares the struggles of removing drain monsters. Don’t know what that is? Neither did we. Be sure to crack open a beer before you click that play button, see you by the fire.
35 minutes | Oct 21, 2021
Episode 66: The Charro Bean Influencing Team
Sprits are high on the ranch. The boys talk about influencing tactics, Dak dominating in Dallas and Kyle accidentally reveals why he secretly loves Halloween. Keep your ears peeled for that. Enjoy Ranch Hands! #BKR
34 minutes | Oct 14, 2021
Episode 65: Chanclas and Beer
The BKR boys are back in the studio talking about Kyle's timestamped past, dad dinners made with "love", ball game chants, and flag football injuries... all while the boys contemplate taking up archery.
34 minutes | Oct 7, 2021
Episode 64: Did we just create a new word?!
The guys are back in the studio talking about weeknight dinner plans that always end at Whataburger, the Mermaid capital of Texas, and reminisce about the Little Mermaid all while Kyle selects a fancy whiskey decanter set.
32 minutes | Sep 27, 2021
Episode 63: Texas Bullseye or bust
The BKR boys are back in the studio talking about a mile-high tailgate, a haunted house adventure in Virginia, a slow start to dove season, and the importance of a sharpened shovel... all while Kyle looks up scooter coupons.
31 minutes | Sep 10, 2021
Episode 62: You're the burger?!
The BKR boys are back in the studio talking about the return of dove season, the benefits of owning a t-shirt cannon, revisit some clutch baseball plays, and make a brief mention of the Dallas Cowboys... all while Kyle contemplates rocky mountain gummies.
32 minutes | Aug 26, 2021
Episode 61: El burro largo
The BKR boys are back together at last talking about the appeal of an accordion player, kid walk-up jams, milk carton morons, and the return of football... All while Kyle relives some... interesting high school memories.
33 minutes | Aug 19, 2021
Episode 60: Groupon roulette
The guys are back in the studio recapping back to school jitters, the Little League World Series, the price of shotgun shells, and even give an impromptu dove report, all while Kyle uses Groupon to receive his very own Mile High membership.
33 minutes | Aug 12, 2021
Episode 59: Back to school and buttered tortillas
The BKR boys are back in full force talking about the end of summer, Olympic horse punching, local brewery fails and Brian's worms... all why we try to take over Kyle's personal upgrade button.
37 minutes | Jul 29, 2021
Episode 58: Paul Rudd is a vampire... and parking spaces are too small.
The guys are back at it this week talking about a new baseball journey, unwritten dad codes, broken spaghetti fails, and tiny parking spaces... all while Kyle continues to use read recepits.
33 minutes | Jul 22, 2021
Episode 57: Companion Robots & Bedroom Olympics
Some new voices fill in for the BKR crew and talk about the Bezos bulging blast-off, the true strength of a cardboard bed, Mac and Cheese ice cream (for psychos), and "life robots" popping up in Texas stalking their owners... yall buckle up!
33 minutes | Jul 15, 2021
Episode 56: It's all about the kegels and squats
The guys get together to talk about Space Jam 2.0, a local brewery known for its pizza, a quest for the one true American beer, and meat flavored flan all while Kyle discusses his favorite exercises to do while listening to Jock Jams...
32 minutes | Jul 8, 2021
Episode 55: Sometimes two sips is enough...
The guys head back to the studio to share summer vacation stories, talk about boogie boarding... Corpus style, revisit the College World Series, and give a sour beer the two sip test all while they hone in on Kyle's gambling fetish...
28 minutes | Jun 17, 2021
Episode 54: 13th Grade here we come!
The guys come in hot this week talking about their favorite Rye whiskey, laugh about upgrades in dog technology and discuss the power of algorithms all while Kyle reminds us that he is a Hufflepuff.
35 minutes | Jun 10, 2021
Episode 53: This is a safe place... right?
From barbershop culture to potted meat, the introspective ranch talks continue in the 53rd episode of season 1!
35 minutes | Jun 3, 2021
Episode 52: A year later... and now we have a harmonica player.
The guys talk about a new vacuum/laser combination; think of ways dinosaurs and cars can collaborate for the sake of a series, reminisce about the past year on the BKR, and research trumpets all while Kyle dreams about boiled hotdogs...
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