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To record their last podcast episode of the season, the agents gather at Casino's house for coffee. The agents get an update from Bobby on his mental health, and the standard therapy he's done with Casino. Kettle then opens up about getting plastic surgery to make him look like an amalgamation of Dexter and Corny for his new undercover look. Casino plays a tape from her French/Jewish wedding day with the alleged murderer Chef Luc, which involved confessions, gunshots, cigarettes, stereotypes, wedding vows, and poems. The agents ask for their wedding gifts back. Lastly, Corny plays his recording, which captured his discussion with the Nature's Sunshine CEO Lula Pew and her two strange board members. This tape was weird. Kettle offers a toast to the season, then he and Corny leave Bobby and Casino to their safewords....Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman. Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!  This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

At an underground coffeeshop, punk baristas bully the agents for being uncool. Kettle shares a clip from the wire he wore at a Blue Lives Matter meeting, which turns out to be populated by a mix of Southern and Australian people. On the wire, we hear Kettle's double-undercover character tell the police supporters what the Black Lives Matters protesters are saying (to their dismay).  Kettle has another tape of an exciting hostage-taking moment, but it's in his car, so instead the agents audition to play the parts. Lastly, the other agents give their updates: Bobby's in therapy with Casino for his PTSD; Chef Luc's new signature dish is a wedding cake, and he's marrying Casino (in a brown dress and fishnets) next Tuesday; and Nature's Sunshine has both a booster shot available, and a line of condoms that raise the risk of pregnancy. Then, right before the agents leave the shop, a man with a gun bursts in, and all hell breaks loose....Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman. Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!  This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

At a homey, Southern coffeeshop, the agents hop into high seats and chat about Brazilian butt lifts. Then, Corny asks for help dealing with an investigation into the Nature's Sunshine vaccine, which Kettle got (along with some of the side effects). That leads the agents to a scary question: will they be prosecuted for crimes committed while undercover? Kettle shares his experience being sent to Rikers after his last undercover mission, and the others apologize for not visiting.  Bobby then updates the agents on Sw33tgr33n, and they sidebar without him to confer about his amnesia/denial. At a loss for how to help him, the agents give Bobby a little hug, and then carry him back to the office.Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman. Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!  This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

After dealing with a depressed barista, the agents get an update from Corny about Nature's Promise's newest product. Then, the agents get to hear an excerpt from Bobby's wire, including a nerve-wracking conversation with Tony and an altercation with two Australian criminals. Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman. Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!  This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

At an unusually pretentious Caribou Coffee, the agents have to barter for regional coffee from Gardenia, the barista; luckily Corny, has Nature's Sunshine butt spray to trade. Once they're settled, Bobby fields a call on Tony's phone from someone demanding money. Kettle shares the logistical struggles of coordinating a disaster between the two BLMs. Casino reveals that she said "oui" to Chef Luc's proposal, but found something disturbing in his bathtub. Also, Tony seems to be using Bobby's badge to steal drugs, keeping Bobby out of the action with a ruse. Last, Gardenia returns to complain about the spray.Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman. Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!  This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

At Peet's Coffee, the agents deal with an unusual barista, then score a booth. Bobby realizes that he's accidentally swapped pants with his boss, Tony. Casino asks for help understanding Chef Luc's new modus operandi. Kettle shares an excerpt from a speech he gave at both BLM meetings. Lastly, Corny practices selling a sugar alternative to the barista. Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman. Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!  This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

The agents meet at Starbucks this week to discuss their undercover operations. The gang helps Casino figure out Chef Luc's modus operandi, and yet Casino is reluctant to wrap up her inquiry. Kettle admits that he's fitting in more with the Blue Lives Matter group than with the Black Lives Matter group, prompting a thoughtful discussion of race and identity. The gang also cautions Bobby not to get in too deep with his boss Tony, who's been taking drastic steps that may be connected to open criminal cases. Meanwhile, Corny is dealing with recalled products from Nature's Sunshine, including cashew milk and contact lens solution. Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman. Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!  This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

It's season 5, and the agents are running undercover operations! To discuss their progress in secret, they meet at Phil's Coffee rather than at the FBI. Casino shares that she's building a profile of a French chef who is suspected of murder, and who is also quite attractive. Bobby is working undercover at a legal THC shop, Sw33tGr33n, where he's become indispensable to Tony, who is a sweet guy. Kettle is working as a double agent by going undercover at Black Lives Matter and Blue Lives Matter, with a little wardrobe help from his friends.  And Corny is undercover at Nature's Sunshine Products Group, which sells body wash and candles. Improvised by: Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith, Bryan Jackson, and Jamal Newman. Check out PodChef, a Top Chef podcast hosted by Jamal and Bryan!  This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

During the final episode of season 8, Kettle rats on Casino, prompting a discussion of Corny's approach to drug testing, which involves copious amounts of urine. The agents also learn some unsettling things about Dex as Corny rifles through Dex's desk and laptop. And while Bobby didn't get the monopoly-busting position that he'd applied for, he gets a case to solve by the end of the episode!Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), Bryan Jackson (PODCHEF) and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, PODCHEF, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

With Dex out on paternity leave, the agents welcome a new member to the team: bagel-deliveryman-turned-FBI-agent Bobby Kendall! He may have failed the test multiple times, but he prevailed, and now has an FBI fob that he keeps in his Kill Bill wallet. And with Dex out on leave, Corny is the Acting Head of Human Resources. Casino gives an update on the Britney case, revealing that both she and Britney have crushes on someone named Jason. And, lastly, we learn that Corny has a lot of sex, and that Kettle has two bachelor pads (one with a futon). Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Bryan Jackson (PODCHEF), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, PODCHEF, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

The agents accidentally crash their colleague Wendy White's meeting. Wendy and Dex discuss the baby manager that they're about to have, and the agents angle to book the baby on their side projects.  August accidentally insults Wendy, and then feels bad about it, prompting a major reveal....Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

Agent August September confesses that he's 30 hours short of earning his polygraph certificate, so the other agents agree to be polygraphed on air to help him reach the goal. Strangely, though, the questions seem centered around former special agent Kettle Black...Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

The gloves come off in today's episode as the agents practice "radical candor." They also hear from SmarterChild, the A.I. that Corny is managing, and learn about Britney Spears' master plan. Plus, the agents debate whether tariffs are dull, and whether Casino is mean.Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

In today's episode, August grills the agents about their thoughts on Kettle Black. Along the way, the agents learn more about SmarterChild, the A.I. program that Corny is managing. The agents agree that SmarterChild's voice should sound posh and British, and give Corny some examples of what it could sound like. Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

Corny tells the agents about his new TikTok channel on crushing it and finance, then leads them in an affirmations practice that he learned at a management course at the National Harbor. Casino shares her news, which is that she's consulting as a psychiatrist for the Britney Spears conservatorship trial. Does Casino think Britney's insane? Does Casino think she and Britney have a lot in common? Listen to find out.Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

Season 4 starts off with a series of revelations -- Corny's been promoted, Kettle's been fired, and Dexter's expecting a baby. Plus, there's  a new member of the team: August September, an ex-CIA agent who's taking over as Lead Polygraph Examiner at the FBI. He shares his history with the agents, who are grudgingly impressed. Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018

Casino compares the agents to the Seinfeld gang, but Kettle doesn't lke being cast as George. Then, as part of the "People of the FBI" initiative, the agents get to chat with Dawson Davies, the FBI's lead agent in the Antiques Trafficking & Forgery department. Davies shares stories of old photographs that were used in identity theft, and witch cages used by zoos. He reveals the existence of a second basement full of spooky antiques. And he fails the polygraph, prompting the agents to wonder if Davies is who he says he is....Guest improviser: Patrick Slevin Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

This week, as part of the "People of the FBI" initiative, the agents get to talk to Pat Kranke, who requisitions materials for the office. Kranke gives the agents some safety tips and updates on supplies, including Kettle's pumpkin spice Kcups and Halloween candy. Casino also shares good news about her research.  Guest improviser: Jenna Hall Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

The agents are broadcasting live on YouTube this week. They chat with government worker Laura Cracker as part of the "People of FBI" outreach initiative. Laura is cagey about his particular role within the South Carolina government, and comes in hot with a request for the FBI to disband.   Guest improviser: Reaves McElveen Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.

This week, as part of the "People of the FBI" initiative, the agents talk to Tony “Diabetes” DiPalma, a 101-year-old mobster. Tony confirms that prison "ain't like Goodfellas" and emphasizes that he's just a little old man. The agents discover a shared history between Tony and Kettle, and Kettle tries to get revenge via polygraph.Guest improviser: Saleh Karaman Improvised by Jesse Chimes, Sean Paul Ellis (NOX, SATURDAY MOURNING CARTOONS), Isabel Galbraith (GALBRAITH & MISHORY), and Jamal Newman (www.jamalnewman.com, Washington Improv Theater (WIT) feature ensemble LENA DUNHAM, NIXON). This podcast features the song “The last sipper and a ring” by Subhashish Panigrahi, copyright 2018.