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First you take a bear. Put it in a hole. Then you take the hole. Put it in a book.

Perry spills the beans on his dad (figuratively), and our trio hits a wall in Toth (literally).

Things get a little cuckoo at the Forehammer’s.

It’s our two year anniversary! We take a look back at the journey so far, and announce the winners of our Brotherversary giveaway!

Sage and the gang return to share their newfound discovery, and learn more about the sacred history of the Talismans (Talismen? Have we made this joke before?).

With the pompous prince imprisoned in the pit of a portable repository, Puff portrays the  puny potentate to prevent apprehension.

With a suit-and-a-half of shiny new armor, our trio devises a half-baked scheme (as is tradition) to infiltrate the castle.

Holy trash man, king of the gutter, we thank you for this pile of hot garbage. Amen.

Pop some candy corn and cozy up by the campfire; it’s time for a spooky Boooootherverse Halloween special!

Our trio employs a floofy guide for their journey to the capital, but in exchange for her services, they must first take a little trip into the Deep Woods.

Wait… first we jumped ahead one year; now it’s 20 years in the past? What is this, Lost?

This episode is kinda like that time in Harry Potter when Gandalf drank the liquid, and Captain Kirk was like “No, don’t do it!”

Three gems remain after successfully collecting Water, Wind & Fire. (If the first one had been Earth, I could’ve made a sick joke about remembering the first night of September.)

Our heroes reach the source of The Great Shiny and boldly don their diapers for what lies ahead.

Feesh, Feesh, Feesh, Feesh, Feesh, Feesh, Feesh, Feesh, Feesh, Feesh, Feesh, Feesh, Feesh, Feesh, Feesh, Feesh, GREG

A year has passed since the great Mardinian airship battle. While the Keepers lay low and plan their next move, our heroes have been hard at work on… a musical theater performance?

Is this battle still going on?? As we near the end, will our heroes escape or meet an untimely demise at the hands of the Guardians? (hopefully the first or this podcast is toast)

The airship battle rages on! Battles are won, lives are lost, Swayzes are stanked, but who will prevail?

The fate of Mardinia hangs in the balance as an epic airship battle ensues between Keepers and Guardians.

Yenry, Ork, and Puff leave the festival and return to the Valkyrie to warn the Keepers of an imminent attack. (So… no Salamander Man concert?)