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This week we talk about and why too many tattoos make us limp and how to avoid being raped by albinos in prison.  Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69  Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk all about Brian's 50th birthday trip to the Dominican Republic, the strange man that came with their Airbnb and why there's a pommel horse at the gay bar but no one seems to be doing gymnastics.  Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69  Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we're joined by Bret Raybould. We talk about what inspired Race: The Movie: The Play and the single greatest jazz lyric of all time.  Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69  Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about prison cookbooks and Brian accidentally hires armed security for his entire entourage.  Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69  Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we're joined by Sara Jay. We talk about playing the neighbor in stepmom porn, the many ways to use CBD and we all agree that anal is gross.  Follow us on Twitter @hackdis69 @sarajayxxx @sarajaycbd. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.   

This week we talk about evading the Albanian mafia and why you should never trust the older boys at work. Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about Brian overcoming his childhood fears and why they love his particular brand of bullshit in Tampa.  Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we're joined by Joslyn Jane. We talk about growing up as the only white person in Miami and why guys are so horny for cars that won't start.  Follow us on Twitter @hackdis69 @XxxJoslyn. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we're joined by Rubylynne. We talk about her late in life career change and why a good date night should end with being spit-roasted  Follow us on Twitter @hackdis69 @RubyLynne50. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we're joined by Hollwood Howard. We talk about our many ailments and have a major altercation over mashed potatoes.  Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we're joined by Ralph Sutton. We talk about how discovering rock music changed his life and the many benefits of knowing all the strippers.  Follow us on Twitter @hackdis69 @IAmRalphSutton. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about the opioid crisis and how Bert Kreischer is a really well adjusted guy without any problems. Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we're joined by Gerard Damiano Jr. We talk about why the nice girls are sometimes the wildest and Gerard's work to get his father's film Deep Throat included in the Library of Congress. #VoteThroat For more on Gerard's work: votethroat.com and Twitter @DeepThroatFilm Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about public transit in LA and the time Brian paid to have Dustin Diamond's locks changed.  Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week, former UK police detective Nina Hobson joins us. We talk about the importance of stab vests as a police officer in England, seeing her first dead body and why they're still cleaning brains from the church tower in Leicestershire. Check out Nina's podcast: Code Name Siren Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we're joined by Stella Carter. We talk about what it's like to be a theater kid that loves to fuck and why the trip to New Jersey is worth it fo the fuck machine.  Follow Stella! Twitter: @StellaCarterXXX Instagram: @StellaCarterrrr Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about being massaged by men and why you should always be skeptical of older boys at work.  Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about what a taking a "doggy bag" really means and why Miami is where dreams go to die.  Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week Hollywood Howard joins us. We talk about what the Chinese have secretly been up to and why Howard doesn't mind a lady with full bush. Follow Brian on Twitter @hackdis69. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

On this very special holiday bonus show, we're joined by our pals Kate and Mike. We talk about meeting show girls on Myspace and the proper way to plate Trader Joe's frozen perogies.  Follow us on Twitter @hackdis69 @EggsOfSatan. Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.