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Episode 74! Our Thanksgiving spectacular!!!  Remember communicating before texting?  Did it involve a CB Radio?  Walkie Talkies?  What a time. The guys talk about their Thanksgiving plans. Battle doesn't know if his brother is married. True story. Brian gives the best Thanksgiving side that doesn't get enough props. Battle shares Thanksgiving myths that'll blow your mind! Brian is addicted to The Clinton Affair on A&E. A side product of the doc is that the 90's ruled. And our world famous NFL picks!

Episode 73! Still Season 1. Brian blames doing the podcast a day late on the Philly blizzard/rain storm. Battle didn't buy it as usual, but the weather was truly messed up here. Some people had 4 hour commutes. Which led to the study that shows Philadelphia has nearly the worst drivers in America. Brian and Battle both share their unique hate for certain kind of drivers. Battle has been trying to prove the Brian is an "adult child". Brian takes the test. Guess how he does?!!  A new segment:  Losers of the Week! And the guys' world famous NFL picks!

Episode 72! Brian and Battle both voted this week. Hopefully you did too!  Their experiences were both interesting for separate reasons. Brian chickened out big time. Battle almost got in a fight. Half of the people out there continue to communicate with their ex. Why? Several fascinating reasons. A guy 69 wants to legally change his age to 49 so he can hook up easier on Tinder. Sounds about right. Philadelphia has a baby boom happening 9 months after winning the Super Bowl, and Brian and Battle predicted it. And our world famous NFL picks for week 10! LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE/RATE/REVIEW

Episode 71!  The day after Halloween candy power ranking. Devil's Night/Mischief night episodes from Brian and Battle's youth. Do women still dress in nearly naked halloween costumes?  Seems like "ironic" outfits have taken over. What's the scariest movie of all time?  Brian went to London/Dublin for the first time ever. How someone who didn't speak English tried to tell him his fly was open. Also how he got on NFL Network. And our world famous NFL picks! 

Episode 70! Why no new episode last week? Blame the cable guy. Battle had a problem with TSA. Shocking. Brian unwillingly became a SEPTA employee over the weekend. Health report: a better condom that lasts 1000 thrusts.....1000???!! A female police sergeant who shoved her panties into her subordinate's mouth yelling "they're f**king clean!!!". Wow. The Titanic II is going to sail the exact same route and everyone is saying "would you?". Ugh. A guy is suing a haunted trail for being too scary. This is 2018. Didn't win Mega Millions? No problem! Make money with our world famous NFL picks!

Episode 69! Yes, 69 dude. Are we immature? Most likely. The twitter shoutout leads to the most wormhole discussion starting with CBS Sunday Morning's sun logo to why school in 2018 must be so damn easy. I know, but stay with us on this one. If anyone has kids, how do they not just copy and paste everything from the internet for their homework?!!  Damn back in our day....... Battle tried to go on a pumpkin patch picking date. It turns out as you'd expect. Having a good sense of "time" might be the most valuable asset in a partner. Brian watched Conor McGregor fight and fights broke out in the bar between some morons. Shocking. Battle saw Limp Bizkit last weekend. What's up 1999?! And our world famous NFL picks! LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE/RATE/REVIEW

Episode 68! How Brian broke Twitter this week....twice. Battle is getting disturbing TV casting roles. Yes, he thinks he's an actor. Somehow a convesation on getting "low-balled" on your salary at a new job. How to negotiate this problem, and a new air conditioner for your car. There's a mom suing because her son didn't make Varsity soccer. Pray for everyone involved in this disaster. 10 pre/post sex habits. Nothing to do with the actual act. Sorry. And our world famous NFL picks!  LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE/RATE/REVIEW

Episode 67! Battle decribes a day in the life of him. It's the worst. A bill going to Congress about leg room on planes. 2 old guys fight over a Bruno Mars song, and they're NOT from Florida. A movie trilogy ranking that'll make you mad. Health report that involves fart, and it'll save your life. Our world famous NFL picks for week 4! LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE/RATE/REVIEW

Episode 66! Which leads to a dive into the Star Wars "order 66". Kill all the Jedi. What were the other orders? It's #NationalPepparoniPizzaDay. Battle stole bread to make pizza. WTF. If all the bees die, the Earth dies. That being said. Bees suck. "Lawnmower Parents" are the new thing. And they really suck. 2 guys from Boston held a Red Sox title banner hostage and it couldn't have been more "Boston". And our world famous NFL picks for week 3! No waggering please LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE/RATE/REVIEW

Episode 65! Pulling and Irish Goodbye? A houdini? We begin by discussing "bailing" on your friends. A deep dive into crazy neighbors. And, why do you care so much about your damn yard???!!!  Our "health report" sound effect is viral across the internet, but Battle actually may have made it better. You be the judge. 6 ways men can live longer. Stunning info here. Milennialls sleep naked. Do you? And our world famous NFL picks for week 2! LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE/RATE/REVIEW

Episode 64! The podcast opens with breaking news that 7000 deadly spiders and insects have been stolen from a Philly museum. Where the hell are they?! Ewww. Brian recaps his first trip "down the shore". An interesting take. California is making High School start times later in the day. Battle loves this. Brian doesn't. An in depth look at their own High School experience takes place, with a shocker from Brian. A study found women think it's impossible for a man to be too hot to date. Really?! It's week 1 of the NFL, and the season opens in Philly. Our world famous football picks are BACK!  We pick 5 games, and loser at the end of the season has to do something horrible (although not bets are ever paid off) LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE/RATE/REVIEW

Episode 63! Brian and Battle open with both having run-ins with miserable women. 2 people that we know will not regret being miserable until their deathbed. A new feature! The Brian and Battle Health Report: All alcohol is bad/STDs are just fine. As if a few reasons weren't good enough, there's 43 reasons why men stay single. Former Eagle and now former Cleveland Brown Mychal Kendricks got busted for insider trading. WTF. And Aaron Rodgers is rich beeeeeeeeeeeeeeotch! LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE/RATE/REVIEW

Episode 62! Busy episode begins abruptly with list of rules in prison for those who shouldn't be there. And why solitary confinement is actually amazing. *BREAKING NEWS*Battle went to a wedding and got drunk. This led to an extensive discussion about marriage from 2 guys that are not married but appear to know everything about it. You'll also find out why you should never drive through Connecticut. In the past week 2 women have fallen off boats, and thankfully both lived, no thanks to their men. So congrats ladies, you are 2-0! What crime would it take to turn in a family member. A shocking study you'll want to hear about. The Eagles Greatest Hits is now the greatest selling album of all time, beating Thriller. Brian explains why this is a joke. Is Battle apart of the fantasy football team the Brian drafted?! Find out! LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE/RATE/REVIEW

Episode 61! We open with proof that this podcast has improved the city of Philadelphia. You're welcome. Brian tells a story about the band The Offspring that someone (James VanOsdol) based a book title after. A new study about how you have the best sex for men and women. Brian believes he could have saved these scientists alot of time if they just asked him. Relationship milestones, like going in the bathroom while your partner is pinching a loaf. WARNING: 8 months in seems to be a critical point. Bud Light trolls Cleveland Browns fans perfectly. Viciously. LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE/RATE/REVIEW

Episode 60! Both Brian and Battle started off angry for different reasons. Results from the Rush/Radiohead Twitter poll, and the twitter shout-outs show the guys' Pothole Protest is growing and will soon get national media coverage. A poll involving the "best decade of your life" leads to a very detailed breakdown of both Brian and Battle's lives. They chose their best decade. The results are shocking. The NFL preseason has begun! Various topics in this segment include starting another podcast to follow the lives of all the guys that get cut, to eating a $75 burger at one team's stadium. LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE

Episode 59! The longest episode ever! Sorry for no podcast last week. It's Brian's fault. He just forgot. What an idiot. Both Brian and Battle went to the Radiohead show and didn't tell each other they were going so they could maybe hang out. Gee they are great friends! They review the show and the crowd. On the way home Battle's car got destroyed by a pothole. Would you show up to a pothole protest put on by Brian and Battle? What's up Philly?! FIX THEM! A woman shot her husband because he bought porn. Seems reasonable. 5 things your partner wants to ask you. This gets deep. SPORTS: After a year off, they guys make a return to Fantasy Football!! Maybe. Urban Meyer in a heap of trouble. Chris Long says he's tired of hearing about the Super Bowl. Dude LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE

Episode 58! Battle went to a bachelor party last weekend. A girl asked him "do you party?". Do you know what that means? Battle didn't. Brian has a epic Adam Levine story from years ago. He reunited with Adam at the Maroon 5 show last weekend. WHAT HAPPENED?!!!!  Find out! 49ers QB Jimmy Garoppolo was seen with porn star Kiara Mia. WTF. Why haven't all athletes learned about dating from the greatest of all time in the game, Derek Jeter?!  LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE/RATE/REVIEW

Episode 57! Yes, we're back! Brian and Battle explain why the podcast went on hiatus for 2 weeks. Well, mostly Battle explains. We're stoked to be back on your phones or however you listen. You voted for it. You got it. Battle went to his 20-year high school reunion, and we acquired a piece of audio that will probably be used for the next 1000 episodes (still Season 1). Brian sent a tweet that pissed off an entire city. NFL players behaving badly. Really bad. Allegedly.  LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE

Episode 56! Will Battle attend his 20-year high school reunion? The people have spoken. Meanwhile Battle ate a donut out of the garbage. Have you? Our Hero of the Week (no it's not a new feature):  An Indiana state trooper pulled over someone for slowing up the left lane. HALLELUJAH! A woman literally got beat up by a hot dog when it was launched into her face by the Philly Phanatic. She's kind of a hero too. A new study from Canada (good job legalizing it!) show men like food better when they have a hot waitress. Men are the worst. People blame Millenials for a lot of stuff. Now they are ruining tipping. And more! LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE  

Episode 55! Brian went to U2 last night and exploded about parents taking their kids to concerts. Should Battle go to his 20-year high school reunion? I think most of us are surprised he wasn't raised by wolves. YOU decide if he goes. Vote now on Twitter @brianjhaddad. Most major cities have a major pothole problem. Dominos Pizza has a solution and Brian loves it, and he's not ashamed to say he loves Dominos Pizza. Terrell Owens is not attending his own NFL HOF induction ceremony. A scam or is he really a dick? Brian and Battle are both not Fathers, that they know of. But they have great tips on parenting!  Happy Father's Day dudes!  LISTEN/SUBSCRIBE