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A short message from Brandon... then the horrifying hilarity begins!

Our dear friend Don Corleone is back to grace us with his gorgeous, manly, Italian singing voice. And Senior Political Analyst for the Brandon Craker Show, Brian the Politically Opinionated Cow, discusses the latest breaking developments in the Robert Mueller Russia investigation.

Senators Corker and Flake are attempting to ignite a mass Republican revolt against Trump. It's not really working out.

The Corker-Trump explosion is a critically important episode for America. Mr. Craker explains why.

We take you LIVE to the White House briefing room where press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders takes questions from reporters. Later on, Joe Pesci sings! The real one! And it's AWFUL!

The Brandon Craker Show has successfully summoned President John F. Kennedy (or his brother Ted, we're not quite sure... but they tell us it's JFK) from the grave, and he has agreed to read for us Trump tweets!

Today's show gets a rough start with the very angry Florence the Toaster calling in to express his contempt for Mr. Craker. After an unfortunate discussion, Brandon turns to a far more serious topic.

President Clinton joins the show and sings for us!

Silly man laughs uncontrollably at the King of Rock n' Roll.

Our good friend Don Corleone graces us with a beautiful cover of Taylor Swift's "Look What You Made Me Do."

Mr. Craker discusses some of life's certainties.

The news out of Vegas is heartbreaking and horrific. Mr. Craker wonders: is this world becoming more violent or are we just noticing it more as we've been told?

Mr. Craker believes it's a time for a good laugh. Few people can bring that kind of medicine like Norm Macdonald. Let's celebrate Norm. Brandon declares October 3... NORM MACDONALD DAY!

Mr. Craker sings, another truly HORRENDOUS movie is discussed, Trump's grossness.

Mr. Craker has declared the last Thursday of September... TONY DANZA DAY!

Sen. Rand Paul sits down with Mr. Craker to discuss the most recent failed attempt to repeal Obamacare.

Trump is in Alabama, but he doesn't seem to understand why. John McCain is a hero, an icon and a genuine inspiration. Happy 58th Birthday to the great Jason Alexander!

Sleep deprivation to treat depression, your brain is AMAZING and needs to be respected, Manafort the Creep, Beavis and Butthead

The great Kate McKinnon wins a MUCH DESERVED Emmy! Sean Spicer is a moron (but you already knew that.) What About Bob is among the greatest movies ever made, and Mr. Craker tells you why. Also, the recent right wing criticism of Hillary Clinton is insane.

Mr. Craker has had strange dreams in his life. A lot of strange dreams. But the one he had last night is so troubling and perplexing that even he cannot rationalize it.