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WE'RE BACK! In this bracket we pit our favorite characters against one another for the Favorites Bracket. Ya'll know you missed us. Come on back, it's okay. Shh Shh, everything will be alright now. Daddy's home. *kiss on the forehead*

We're taking a little time off to work on some upcoming projects. Tune in for the full explanation.

WE ADDED A TASER! Check it. Which would you rather + taser = Super Which Would You Rather! Do I need to say more? No, no I don't. And you can't make me, peer pressure that I feel whenever these descriptions are short. That's your name now. Take that. Just listen to the episode already.

This is the fightingest, bittingest bracket around! We've got a righteous notion to do a 90's Squad Bracket! In this one we take the radical cartoon teams that we grew up with and make them trash each other to see who is the best team around. Come get some bros!

It's time to swing into action for another episode of The Bracket! In this week's episode we pay homage to the wittiest web-slinger around with a Spider-Man Villains Bracket. This rogue gallery isn't playing around so expect a less than friendly neighborhood throw down!

Lace up your gloves because it's time for the Punchers Bracket. These competitors don't rely on frills and tricks to win their battles. Instead they stand in the pocket and swing until someone drops, and they swing HARD. Forget MayMac, this is the fiction throw down you've been waiting for. Tune In and Nerd Out!

It's that time again! Ya'll loved it and we listened. Then we forgot about it. Then we decided separately that it was a lot of fun and we said screw it, lets do another one! You're not the boss of us. We're strong independent 90's women, hear us roar! Plus we kind of crushed it last time so we're running it back with a Which Would You Rather part mother effin two! Let's do this thing!

The world has taken a turn for the unholy and you are of the few left to tell the tale. Something unspeakable has occurred and now the dead have risen from their endless slumber to roam the earth once more. It happened so fast. Society crumbled seemingly overnight, fallen like a stack of playing cards. Now you struggle simply to survive. Your gun is heavy in your hand, it scares you still, but somehow you can't sleep without it. You can hear their plodding in the night. Step, drag, step, drag. Despite it you must find a way to close your eyes and buy a moment of rest, for tomorrow is another battle, another wave of restless corpses yearning for your fleshy innards. What will you do? Can you make it another day? Can you muster the strength? What ever happened to those idiots on that podcast? You liked the bald one. He seemed funny. Surely they've survived. You silently thank them, for it was this episode of the podcast that taught you the skills you'd one day need to survive. Thank you Bracketeers. Thank you.

I'll get straight to the point, in this episode we're taking a stab at finding the best sword fighter. We've gathered 16 of the most skilled sword users in fiction to see who can slice through the competition and show that they're a cut above the rest. Who can hack it? Who's skills are sharp enough and who will have to cut and run?   

First, Mom, please skip this episode. Good, we got that out of the way. For the rest of ya'll lunatics get ready cus this is not your grandpappy's which would you rathers. We're challenging each others wits, our morality, and frankly we're flirting with the darkness on this episode. It gets weird and it gets weird really fast. If you like madness, if you like skirting the edge of sanity, if you like dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight, than by golly you won't want to miss this one. Tune In and Nerd Out!

In this episode the contestants walk into the classic colosseum for a battle of badass leading ladies. That's right, it's Ladies Night at The Bracket and we're filling our roster with femme fatales. Don't sleep on these womanly warriors because their feminine touch is all knuckles and boot heels. Also, we're joined by two special guests to drop some knowledge on a new competitor entering the tournament. Pull your hair up, it's time to see which fictional female force will be our newest champion on The Bracket!

Welcome to a special Giant-sized episode of The Bracket. We're going bigger than ever before as these fights are of earth shattering proportions. Every step is with crushing weight. Every punch is a with unprecedented force. When these competitors come to blows their battles will larger than life. Tune in as we rundown The Giant Bracket! 

We break new ground as we compare apples to apples and oranges to oranges in this special Doppelganger Bracket. We're seeing if Marvel or DC is the best at stealing ideas from the other. This isn't rock-paper-scissors, this rock-boulder-pebble ya'll! Tune in for some nerd discussions and some fictional concussions!

Fists, claws, and nunchucks! Nothing is off limits in this all animal bracket! This is a straight up dog fight! Forget pulling punches, these competitors aren't even pulling paws. This is four legged fury at it's finest. Find out who can bite, scratch, and claw their way up to the top in this episode of The Bracket!

Alright video game developers, quit rendering Mario's blackheads for two seconds and listen up. We're doing you a favor here and straight up telling you how to make the perfect video game. Oh, who are we to tell you what to do? Check your privilege bro, I beat the Yoshi Story video game like 5 times one weekend so that clearly makes me the expert here. Not impressed? I once got the secret Spider-Man outfit in Tony Hawk Pro Skater. I beat Turok with only like one cheat code, one! Pfft, it's my right as a millennial to get what I want when I want it without putting any real effort into it. Give me this game and pay me for my ideas. Tune In and Nerd Out. Uh, you're welcome!

It's finally time. The Bracketeers go next level as we unveil our new audio set up thank to your listener donations. I hope your ears are ready for smooth, soft, and sultry voices like you've never had before. This is an eargasm coming at you. Murph's voice is a river of chocolate pouring down your ears. Carstens jokes are crisp like a morning dew. Josh's supple tones make your butt weird. Keevin's baritone makes the ladies moan. Hart still won't shut the fuck up. If sounds could be animals this new set up is a panther made of space crystals. Also some old dudes fight and that's pretty rad too. Get some!

Hart still doesn't know jack about Star Wars. We take him to school and explain all things forcey. Do you wanna go to the Darth Maul? Who is the Death Star? If a Boba Fett falls in the Sarlacc pit and noone hears him is he still a little over rated? How much Wookie can a Wookie Jabba Jabba if a Wookie could Jabba Jabba the Hutt? And of course, if fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering, where the hell is Apple Maps telling me to go? Tune In and Nerd Out!

We're sick and tired of Hart talking smack about Star Wars so we've decided to take two episodes and put him in his place. We educate him on all things Star Wars. Tune In and Nerd Out!

The Fusion Bracket comes to a climactic end as our Bracketeers decide who will go on to the hall of heroes and inevitably the Winner's Bracket. We recorded this a few weeks ago so I can't honestly remember who won or what we talked about, but gosh darn, I remember it was fun. Writing these funny descriptions is hard after awhile. Also, we've never called it the hall of heroes before. I'm just trying to take up space, but who am I kidding? You know what happens here. Let me guess? Some dudes fought, some of them lost, Carstens made a joke, Murph pretended he was asian at some point, Hart talked too much and yelled about some unrelated piece of non-sense, Keevin actually made a valid point but the others were too busy giggling about a fart joke in their heads to take notice. You know the drill. Tune In and Nerd Out already geez.