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75 minutes | Jun 28, 2022
Episode 168: Our summer watch to escape reality
First things first, it's been a lot for those of us residing in the United States of What IS EVEN HAPPENING. We're fiercely pro-choice and advocates for bodily autonomy. If you need guidance or support there are resources available. https://prochoice.org/patients/naf-hotline/ - is a good place to start. Secondly, we're back! In the spirit of providing a safe space to unwind from the current madness, we bring you a lighthearted "catch-up" episode where we share our current Summer "MUST WATCH LIST". From Sexy Daddy Pirates to Gorgeous Drag Queens, we've got a show recommendation for just about everyone. Enjoy, Fight the Patriarchy and Be Safe
54 minutes | Mar 22, 2022
Episode 167: Mr. Darcy - The O.G. Sexy Grump
This week is almost like a book club, but really we just wanted to talk about Mr. Darcy, the brooding sex pot from Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. He was the original hot grumpy guy, but who's portrayal of Mr. Darcy scores the highest? We found a top 12 Hottest Mr. Darcy list and are prepared to come to fisticuffs if Colin Firth isn't top of that list. Which other Darcys bewitched us, body and soul? You've got to listen and find out!
59 minutes | Mar 2, 2022
Episode 166: Women’s Firsts
It's time to celebrate some serious accomplishments in women's history, y'all! It's mind-blowing that even in the year of our gourd 2022 we're still seeing firsts being celebrated. Like, you mean we haven't already done it? Why not? It's the floating uterus thing again, isn't it? Let's try to keep the rage to a minimum and celebrate these firsts by some bad-ass women. Bottoms up!
55 minutes | Feb 22, 2022
Episode 165: And we’re back
We're baaaaaack! We planned a brief hiatus, and 100% planned to be back a few weeks ago, but life said, "Slow your roll, babes". So here we are, just in time for the end of February with a brand new episode! We kept things relaxed fit this week, catching up on some new job news, our latest online obsessions, and some old fashioned Bottom Bible blathering.
99 minutes | Dec 21, 2021
Episode 164: Dear Bottoms
We fancy ourselves sage Bottoms, full of wisdom and great advice - but how do we fare going head to head with professionals? This week we dip into Slate's advice columns from the last few years and pit ourselves against their actual advisors. We'll read some letters to their different advice columns, Pay Dirt and Dear Prudence and try our hand at doling out the wisdom. How did we do, would your advice be any different? Listen and let us know! This is a chonky episode, clocking in at over 90 minutes! We wanted to give you a big helping of Bottom Bible goodness to keep you satisfied over the Christmas and New Year's holiday. We'll see (hear?) y'all next year! Happy holidays, and see you in 2022, byeeeee!
78 minutes | Dec 14, 2021
Episode 163: The Spirit of Jolly Saint Dick
Did you know Christmas used to be prime ghost story telling time? Now the true horror of the holidays is forced time in malls, stressing about package delivery times, and awkward family dinners. But once upon a time, there were tales of true terror told around roaring fires that were probably fueled by some spiked eggnog. This week, we're swapping scary stories and ranking them from one to five on the Jolly Saint Dick scale. Grab your favorite cozy blanket, or strip down to your birthday suit, whatever floats your holiday boat! And if you're the person that's required help out of a haunted house or maze, this one's for you. Bottoms up!
58 minutes | Dec 7, 2021
Episode 162: Brazilian Butt Lifts
It's all about the buns, hun! Big butts still reign supreme all over social media feeds, making the Brazilian Butt lift the most sought after, and risky, plastic surgery procedure. What exactly does the BBL do? We break down that butt lift in today's episode, giving you the facts, figures, and risks involved. If you're interested in reading more, please take a peek at the articles used to research today's episode down below. Never more fitting than today, Bottoms up! Links: Healthline - Brazilian Butt Lift Vox - BBLs in Miami Cosmo Clinic - One Year Post BBL Jezebel - Vogue Discovers Big Booties
34 minutes | Nov 30, 2021
Episode 161: Yule Love This
We're talking Sexy Santas this week! Katy has rustled up a variety of celluloid Santas for us to rank this week. We'll rate their sexy Santa appeal on a scale of one to five yule logs, and we absolutely encourage you to play along. Who will top our list? Will there be any perfect 10s? You've got to listen to find out! Did we miss any Santas, are there any other North Pole residents that strike your fancy? Write us at firstname.lastname@example.org or sled into our DMs on Instagram!
53 minutes | Nov 9, 2021
Episode 160: Careless Whispers VI
We're going very elastic waistband cozy this week with a Careless Whispers episode! This week we almost stay on topic with our thoughts on Dune and Cruella, Brazillian butt lifts, and some unconventional crushes. Bonus sexy shoulders and Bake Off twin vibes! We'll be off next week, but we'll see you all for another dose of Bottom energy the following week! Byeeee!
49 minutes | Nov 2, 2021
Episode 159: Why Are We Like This?
We're exploring a new kind of series episode this week, asking the thing we whisper to ourselves at least once a day, "Why am I like this?!". As a nod to the last bit of Halloween spirit still in the air, we're kicking this series off with a fear theme. Inspired by the meme of two friends having a text convo about their worst fears - one is dying and being forgotten forever, the other is the Kool-Aid Man, we're unpacking our more niche fears. No spiders, chupacabras, or public speaking here - just major emotional trauma and the deep-rooted existential crisis. Fun!
44 minutes | Oct 26, 2021
Episode 158: Happy Halloween
It's Halloween week, at long last! Gather around the podcast campfire and let Katy terrify you with some ooky spooky real life nightmares. Spoiler, at least one of these will take place in Florida. We hope you all have a great Halloween, and enjoy your nights - whether you're hanging with your bffs or enjoying a horror movie marathon at home. Happy Halloween, babes! Esquire - Ten Terrifying But True Stories
68 minutes | Oct 19, 2021
Episode 157: Tarot Reading With Brittany
We're thrilled to have Brittany back on the pod, we love a repeat visitor! Brittany was kind enough to sit with us for a double reading, and gave us the opportunity to ask her some questions about her process. Did we get read to filth? Did we cry? Sit a spell and listen to find out! If you have any questions for Brittany, or are interested in a reading, please reach out to her on her Instagram page, Occult Made Me Do It.
49 minutes | Oct 12, 2021
Episode 156: Trick or Treat Yo Self
This week we're looking back into Halloweens of yesteryear, starting with a brief history of the roots of modern Halloween, and exploring what Halloweens of the past were like. When did cat costumes rule the game? When did scary costumes win out over cute? And when exactly did the poisoned candy paranoia start up? Grab a fistful of slightly melted Reese's Peanut Butter cup minis and gather around the podcast fire pit with your old pals Katy and Vanessa. Bottoms up, you little spooky bébés! ScarePros - History of Halloween Insider - Halloween Through the Years Time - Mischief Night Insider - Halloween Costume Trends
31 minutes | Oct 5, 2021
Episode 155: Spooky Careless Whispers
Welcome to October! Let's slowly sink into the warm spooky waters with some mild to slightly more mild spooky Careless Whispers! Zebras on the loose! Wilmore Funeral Home Nicole Richie's hair nightmare The Conjuring house is for sale
31 minutes | Sep 28, 2021
Episode 154: Women‘s March - How to Support Texas Reproductive Rights!
This week we're talking about the recent anti-abortion legislation in Texas and marches and protests that have been planned for this weekend. We'll run down a list of different organizations if you're looking for how to get involved and help. It's not just about donations! Many of these organizations are looking for volunteers at planned events, getting the word out, and also promotion you can do from the comfort and safety of your home. Bottoms Up for reproductive rights!
56 minutes | Sep 21, 2021
Episode 153: From Rags to Britches
In this glorious time of period acceptance and advancements in its accoutrements, we're looking back at the history of period products. Some products, like the menstrual cup, go back much further than you may think, and some innovations like self-adhesive pads, have only been around for a few generations. And how exactly is Courtney Cox involved in all this? Sit back and relax, welcome to the Maxi Pad.
45 minutes | Sep 14, 2021
Episode 152: I‘m Afraid of Americans
We fancy ourselves not as regular Americans, but cool Americans. But, are we? This week we're talking about how Americans are viewed by other cultures. Are Americans seen as fake nice? Are we really super loud and coming in way too hot? Why are we like this? Give us your takes and tell us about your experiences with other cultures as Americans. Or, if you're from outside the U.S., what are some expectations you've had about Americans - did we deliver or disappoint? Tell us all about it, comment on our posts or slide into our U.S. DMs on our Instagram!
54 minutes | Aug 31, 2021
Episode 151: Careless Whispers V
Sit back as we take your hand and lead you to the dance floor... for another round of Careless Whispers. Let us carelessly whisper sweet nothings into your ear holes about a variety of topics. Chime in on the episode's Instagram post and give us your hot takes on our lukewarm topics. Bottoms up!
33 minutes | Aug 24, 2021
Episode 150: Only Fans - Turning its back on sex workers?
Only Fans announced it will be banning "sexually explicit" content, releasing some vague guidelines about what will be considered acceptable. We have feelings about the company who built its business and wealth on the backs of sex workers now pulling the rug out from underneath them. Join us for the discussion after listening to the episode over on our Instagram post!
85 minutes | Aug 17, 2021
Episode 149: Toxic Avengers - Toxic Femininity
In a recent post, a Reddit user posed the question: "There's toxic masculinity, but what are examples of toxic femininity?" Join us this week as we go through the article and some of the over 10,000 results (not all of them, we swear) and share any that we've been on the receiving (or, yikes, giving) end of. Share your thoughts with us here or on our Instagram! BuzzFeed article Reddit Thread
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